Scorn quotes

“An empty-headed blonde with a fat rear. Oh, Marilyn was pretty enough to look at, but there were hundreds of better-looking actresses poking around Hollywood.”
Anthony Quinn On Marilyn Monroe

“- Jake La Motta: I'm gonna ask you again: did you or did you not?
- Joey LaMotta: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. I'm not staying in this nuthouse with you. You're a sick bastard, I feel sorry for...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Herman: If you can't solve a traffic accident, what are you gonna do if a crime happens?
- Harry: Now boys, don't be riding Danny too hard. He's out to lead this town. We're lucky to have him. A Masters Degree in Criminology. Big cities fighting over him, and he comes back to his old home town to help us poor folks out.”
Michael Currie - Herman
Robert Englund - Harry

“How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Selina Kyle

“- Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
- The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
- Walter Sobchak: Okay then.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Carrie: That is it for you! You have had it! You're hooked! You're a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines! And if you're a real good boy, they'll give you a Tonight Show enema!
- 'Bandit': What is the matter?
- Carrie: And if you weren't so dumb, they'd put you on Cross-Wits!”

Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- Kevin: I'll never get the chance to meet Robin Hood again.
- Randall: Oh, stop moaning. He's obviously a dangerous man, unbalanced if you ask me. Giving away what isn't even his!”
Craig Warnock - Kevin
David Rappaport - Randall

“- Jacob Rixley: The funeral will be in Chicago and the Governor will be there.
- Mortician: Well, I'm sure it will cheer their souls just to hear you say that.”
James Whitmore Jr. - Mr. Jacob Rixley
John Bottoms - Mortician

“- Evil: Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
- Benson: Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
- Evil: Yes I know, I'm sorry!”
David Warner - Evil
Jerold Wells - Benson

“I'm used to dealing with the dead. The only emotion I feel about one of these is a faint hope it may be a Party official.”

Henry Woolf - Levin

“I'd kick you in the balls if you had any.”
Ione Skye - Trudi

“- Miss Tracy Milford: Students, J. Edgar Hoover was the founder and director of the FBI from 1924 until his death in 1972. He was a great American.
- Herbert Jones: He was a fascist transvestite and I hope he rots in Hell!”

Valerie Mahaffey - Miss Tracy Milford
Michael Blake - Herbert Jones

“- Sam Daniels: Sir, what did I ever do to make your life miserable?
- General Billy Ford: You got up this morning, didn't you?”
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels
Morgan Freeman - General Billy Ford

“To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“Mr Smart, evidently I underestimated you. You're not a complete fool, after all. Almost, very close, but not complete.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage

“- Joel Goodson: Don't steal anything. If I come back here and anything's missing, I'm going straight to the police. I mean it.
- Lana: Joel, go to school. Go learn something.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Rebecca De Mornay - Lana

“Maybe I'm just lucky I'm not working with any assholes... yet.”
Peter Jacobson

“- Mary: You really wanna know what Norman's like?
- Warren Toomey: Yeah.
- Mary: Better than you'll ever be, fat boy.”
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis
Dennis Franz - Warren Toomey

“- Mr. Midnight: Same old dreary demands. Self righteous, messianic, moralistic and increasingly tedious.
- Captain Invincible: Fine talk from a sociopath paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur.
- Mr. Midnight: Thank you.”
Sir Christopher Lee - Mr. Midnight
Alan Arkin - Captain Invincible

“- Harvey Holroyd: I came as fast as I could, Kate.
- Kate Linville Holroyd: Well, you're a little hard to reach these days. I guess driving your little friend to girl scout meetings takes up a lot of your time.
- Harvey Holroyd: Kate, you still get being liberated mixed up with being a bitch.”
Martin Mull - Harvey
Tuesday Weld - Kate

I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about "ugly" and "cheap"? Harvey wrote his will on his cock, and his lawyer said it would not stand up in court.

Slappy White - himself

“- Sauvage: Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler.
- Nino Salvatori Sebastiani: So how do you explain how this bumbler has been able to thwart KAOS constanly in the past?
- Sauvage: He's a lucky bumbler.”
Vittorio Gassman - Sauvage
Vittorio Gassman - Nino Salvatori Sebastiani

“- Mike Brody: I see my brother nailed you, eh?
- Kelly Ann Bukowski: Your brother?
- Mike Brody: Yeah, believe it or not.
- Kathryn Morgan: If he wouldn't have pulled that old crotch trick, he never would have won.
- Mike Brody: Yeah. That's his best move.
- Kathryn Morgan: It runs in the family.”
Dennis Quaid - Mike Brody
Lea Thompson - Kelly Ann Bukowski
Bess Armstrong - Dr. Kathryn 'Kay' Morgan

“We can surgically remove him from the air like a tumor.”

Malcom McDowell - Col. F.E. Cochrane

“I'm their worst nightmare: a Catholic, with cash.”

Brian Cox - Sidney McLoughlin