Scorn quotes

“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?”

Danny DeVito - Penguin

“- Rome Hernandez: This is it. This place looks worse than the projects.
- Dee Dee Davenport: Definitely not cable-ready.
- Melissa Danson: Wait till you check out the toilette, princess.”

Ray Oriel - Rome Hernandez
Ami Dolenz - Dee Dee Davenport
Virginya Keehne - Melissa Danson

“- Widow Matilda Clayborne: If you were anything more than a pile of manure with a badge on it, my Colonel might still be alive.
- Echo City Sheriff: It's not like I put a gun to your mister's head and made him jump that whore... bitch!”
Zoaunne LeRoy - Widow Matilda Clayborne
Don Hood - Echo City Sheriff

“Next time you present me with one of your little sluts, Mother dear... I'll squash you like a bug.”

Sean Hannon - Nekron

“- Ray Parkins: There must be something you want to ask me. You might get lucky!
- Harry Callahan: Only with humans.”
Audrie Neenan - Ray Parkins
Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Peter Sanderson: What's your prolem?
- Detective Wagner: You are. I don't like you.
- Peter Sanderson: Fine, don't ask me out on a date.
- Detective Wagner: Don't worry, I won't. I've seen how your dates end up.”

Christopher Lambert - Peter Sanderson
Daniel Baldwin - Det. Andy Wagner

I knew a man named Jacques. When he died, ten years ago, I thought "Thank God!". I never thought another one like him could exist... and then I met your son.

Herbert Lom - Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus

“Oh my God, it's a Republican!”

Amelia Campbell - Margaret Truman

“- Eli Cross: Would you tell the chief of police that Burt, here, was so busy being brilliant that he wouldn't have noticed sweet Jesus Christ walking across the water?
- Ace: He wouldn't have noticed.”
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Philip Bruns - Ace

Six years from now I'll be back here with my wife and two kids. And I'll see you and one of my kids will say, "Daddy, who is that?". And I'll say "It's not nice to point at single fat women".
Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman

“- Man watching second unit stunt shot: Great, but why do they always use so much blood? Ruins the realism, don't you think?
- Cameron: Asshole.”

Steve Railsback - Cameron

“I'm glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee, or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I'm not so sure we're burying the right guy.”
Belinda Balaski - Bernice Pitnik

“- Missy Pantone: You people are unbelievable! I mean, we're talking about cheating, here!
- Courtney: Sorry, new girl, but nobody hit your buzzer!”

Eliza Dushku - Missy Pantone
Clare Kramer - Courtney

“- Butler: You and your wife are expected for dinner.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: My wife won't be coming.
- Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut.
- Butler: Ja, I have heard this.”
Paul Benedict - Butler
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Vera Webster: If you don't mind, we're trying to hold a meeting here!
- Lorelei: Why don't you hold your breath instead? Maybe you'll turn blue. Ha! Improvement.”
Annie Ross - Vera
Pamela Stephenson - Lorelei

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: You've always been really open with me, and I'd like to be open with you, too. You're a cunt.
- Angela Stone: But extremely well dressed.
- Carol: Thank you.
- Angela Stone: You're welcome.”
Tuesday Weld - Kate
Nita Talbot - Angela
Pamela Bellwood - Carol

“You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!”

Kevin Spacey - Buddy Ackerman

“- Male Crowd Member: Reaganomics sucks!
- Eddie Murphy: What sucks?
- Male Crowd Member: Reaganomics sucks!
- Eddie Murphy: Reaganomics sucks? Well tell us something we don't know, motherfucker!”
Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“Nola's about as dependable as a ripped diaphragm.”
Spike Lee - Mars Blackmon

“- Martha Baring: I want this lying bitch out of my house.
- Helen: There's only room for one of those.”
Jessica Lange - Martha Baring
Gwyneth Paltrow - Helen Baring

“- Willy: This is a guy's thing!
- Stephanie: It's not your thing!
- Willy: Yes it is!
- Stephanie: Well, if it's your thing, it's not a guy's thing!”
Pamela Adlon - Willy Niceman
Mary Tanner Bailey - Stephanie

“- Audrey: What about your sister?
- Jon: The bitch?”

Wendy Crewson - Audrey Aldrich
Tom Selleck - Jon Aldrich

“You drive fast, oyster brain. Because the sooner you get here, the sooner there'll be one less wart on the ass of society.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“These are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“- Junior: Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator!
- Buford T. Justice: That reminds me I gotta call your mama tonight.”
Mike Henry - Junior
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice