Scorn quotes

“- General Beringer: Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.
- McKittrick: I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.
- General Beringer: Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.”
Barry Corbin - General Beringer
Dabney Coleman - McKittrick

“Herman! This is the last time I'm going to talk to you, and I'm going to tell you you're the worst fraud I've known in my life! If you hear that I'm dead, don't come to my funeral.”
Lena Olin - Masha

“Cop couldn't find his dick with two hands and a map.”
Ed Harris - Dave Moss

“- Sonny Paluso: You think Wes is God, don't you?
- Donald: No, not God, just an ordinary man. Maybe a little ahead of his time, but just an ordinary man.
- Sonny Paluso: Wes is an asshole.
- Donald: Blasphemy! Oh, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that!”
Walter Matthau - Sonny Paluso
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“- Jake La Motta: Don't give me that look, Joey. I gotta accept your answer, you know? But If I hear anything, I swear on our mother I'm gonna kill somebody. I'm gonna kill somebody, Joey.
- Joey LaMotta: Well go ahead and kill if you're a tough guy, go kill people! Kill Vicki, kill Salvy, kill Tommy Como, kill me while you're at it, what do I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
Joe Pesci - Joey

“- Renard: When I took her, she was promise itself. And then you left her at the mercy of a man like me. You ruined her. For what? To get to me? She's worth fifty of me.
- M: For once, I agree with you.”

Dame Judi Dench - M
Robert Carlyle - Renard

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly

“Woody, you're a great cartoonist, and you're a great comic book writer - but you're a lousy bird.”

James Hampton - Harry Oslo

“- Amanda Brooks: What adjective would you say best describes him?
- Arnold's Secretary Denise: Asshole.
- Amanda Brooks: That could also be a noun.
- Arnold's Secretary Denise: Major asshole.”

Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
Jessie Jones - Arnold's Secretary

“- Bob Hauk: Remember, once you're inside you're on your own.
- Snake Plissken: Oh, you mean I can't count on you?
- Bob Hauk: No.
- Snake Plissken: Good!”
Lee Van Cleef - Hauk
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken

“- Johnny Cage: Don't worry, I've got a plan.
- Sonya Blade: Oh, I can't believe this! You are the most egotistical, self-deluded person I have ever met!
- Johnny Cage: Yeah, well you forgot good looking.”
Linden Ashby - Johnny Cage
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Sonya Blade

“- Sally Ross: Look, how long have we been together?
- Belle Goldman: Seven years. I must be a masochist.
- Sally Ross: And I'm a spoiled bitch.
- Belle Goldman: One of the greatest.”
Lauren Bacall - Sally Ross
Maureen Stapleton - Belle Goldman

“Thank you very much! Thank you very much. Thank you very very very very much! What awful people.”

John Marwood Cleese - Robin Hood

“- James Bond: You know me?
- Penelope Smallbone: Miss Moneypenny described you.
- Miss Moneypenny: In nauseating detail.
- James Bond: Really?”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Michaela Clavell - Penelope Smallbone
Lois Maxwell - Miss Moneypenny

“- Phil: In case we don't make it and I die first... eat me.
- Mitch: Eat you? I don't even like talking to you on the phone.”
Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Max Devlin: There's the little old ladies who insists on keeping their pets and the young, married couples who insists on keeping their kids. Not that I've got anything against kids, but some landlords feel it's rough enough taking care of a place these days without them. Thumping and bumping around. And playing handball on your walls at all...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Susan Anspach - Penny Hart

“- Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore!
- Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back!”
Tom Waits - Earl Piggot
Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot

“If you're the best there is, the wheel would never have been invented.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mark Kaminsky

“You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can waltz in here and do our jobs. You... You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“- J.T.: Coach says that you and Miss Sipriano are, uh, getting it on. Is that right, Mr. Donnelly?
- Mike Donnelly: Coach has a filthy, reactionary mind, J. T. Don't listen to him.”
Adam LeFevre - J.T.
Bruce MacDonald - Mike

“The legendary Angel family. Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers, and of course scumbags!”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd

“Your father said the best part of you ran down your mama's leg.”
Lee Marvin - Millen

- Girl in "Chock Full O'Nuts": You're a cop!
- Snake Plissken: I'm an asshole.
Season Hubley - Girl in Chock Full O'Nuts
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken

“- Belle Starr: Seems like you folks are havin' a real nice party in there.
- Cole Younger: I expect so, with free food and drink and all.
- Belle Starr: How come I wasn't invited?
- Cole Younger: 'Cause you're a whore, Belle.
- Belle Starr: I might be; but at least I ain't a cheap one.”
Pamela Reed - Belle Shirley Starr
David Carradine - Cole Younger