Shopping quotes

“- Anastasia Steele: When's the last time you went shopping?
- Christian Grey: Houston. A week ago.
- Anastasia Steele: What'd you buy?
- Christian Grey: An airline.”

Dakota Johnson - Anastasia Steele
Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“The fact is, sometimes it’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes. That’s why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.”
Sarah Jessica Parker - Carrie Bradshaw

“Charlotte-She’s wearing flats.
Miranda-That’s the most desperate put down I’ve ever heard. ”
Kristin Davis - Charlotte York
Cynthia Nixon - Miranda Hobbs

“If you’ll excuse me, I’ve gotta go kill myself or max out my credit card, whichever comes first.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
Leighton Meester - Blair Waldorf

“I'm just trying to understand how a person can buy a fish and not know what kind it was.”
Louis Cancelmi - Sally Bugs

“- Oliver Hardy: What are all these Romans doing here?
- Stan Laurel: I don't know. Maybe there's a sale at the Forum.”
John C. Reilly - Oliver
Steve Coogan - Stan

“If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.”
Anna Paquin

“I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.”
Steven Alexander Wright

“- Dr. Watson: Being men of no moral fiber whatsoever, they can't resist helping themselves to a new pair of shoes.
- Sherlock Holmes: Do you think they have these in brown?”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“- Eggsy: This ain't funny. Roxy is dead! Everyone's dead! Gone! Do you even care?
- Merlin: Pull yourself together! Remember your training. There's no time for emotion in this scenario. Now, as all surviving agents are present, we follow the doomsday protocol. When that's done, and only then, you may shed a tear in private.
- Eggsy: Okay. What's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taron Egerton - Eggsy
Mark Strong - Merlin

“- Saleslady: May I help you?
- Monty Capuletti: No, we're just browsing.
- Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse?
- Monty Capuletti: That lady over there, you didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.
- Saleslady: You don't look like browsers.
- Nicky Cerone: Yeah, what do browsers look like?
- Monty Capuletti: Yeah, maybe I'm half...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jessica James - Saleslady
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci - Nicky Cerone

“- Eva: Oh, the Container Store?
- Albert: Yes, yes, the Container Store. The store that sells crap so you can put your crap in so you can go out and buy some more crap.
- Eva: I love that store. I love crap.”
Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Eva
James Gandolfini - Albert

“In Hollywood there are women who spend every afternoon shopping for wrinkle-free dresses to go with their wrinkle-free faces.”
Susan Sarandon

“Shopping is like temporary therapy for those who are rich and shallow, insecure, or clutter-happy.”
Natalie Wood

Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms", and the woman says, "I just need a top". They look at each other and that's the "meet cute".
Eli Wallach - Arthur Abbott

“- Bobo Justus: Did I buy you that dress you piece of shit?
- Lilly Dillon: Well I guess so, you're the guy I work for.”
Pat Hingle - Bobo Justus
Anjelica Huston - Lilly Dillon

- Robin Monroe: What are you looking at?
- Quinn Harris: Nothing.
- Robin Monroe: Something.
- Quinn Harris: Nothing.
- Robin Monroe: Oh, don't give me that, you were ogling.
- Quinn Harris: Ogling? Let me ask you something. When you go into a department store to buy something like that what do you say to the clerk “give me that outfit so no one... (continue)(continue reading)
Anne Heche - Robin Monroe
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“Well, I've got to go. I haven't done any shopping in three hours and I don't want to hurt the economy.”
Cassie Yates - Carla Robbins

“You taste it, you're gonna buy it, alright?”

John Paragon - Sex Shop Salesman

“- Frank: We didn't come to Paris on vacation.
- Sarah: Oh. Well, shopping's what I thought you did in Paris with your boyfriend's money while you're waiting for him to wake up from being taken down by his skanky, slutty, Russian biatch ex-girlfriend. So, thanks. Thanks. Thanks for the compliment for the fur. For telling me that I look nice in my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bruce Willis - Frank
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah

“Actually Ma'am, you do need a vacuum cleaner, but I ain't selling any.”

Ken Wahl - Willie Brodax

“- Steve Wozniak: Nobody wants to buy a computer. Nobody!
- Steve Jobs: How can somebody know what they want if they've never even seen it?”
Josh Gad - Steve Wozniak
Ashton Kutcher - Steve Jobs

“Shopping turns me off.”
Téa Leoni