Stink quotes

“You smell that? It's your fear. It's intoxicating. It's a very specific scent, Charley.”
Colin Farrell - Jerry

“- Lorraine Baker: Still smells the same. Old gross stuff, dead animals, and murky lake water.
- Tom Baker: It's called fresh air sweetie.”
Hilary Duff - Lorraine Baker
Steve Martin - Tom Baker

“- Wayne Campbell: I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon?
- Garth Algar: I definitely smell a pork product of some kind.”

Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Wes: I know I shouldn't drink apple juice. It gives me gas.
- Earl: You listen here Wes: one fart and you're walkin'.”

Brian Kelly - Wes
Randy Travis - Earl

“- Chickie Devlin: What are you waiting for?
- Chuckie Devlin: Your farts to evaporate!”
David French - Chickie Devlin
Robert J. Steinmiller Jr. - Chuckie Devlin

“Say hello to my stinky little friend!
[lifts the skunk's tail]”

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“Welcome to Chicago.This town stinks like a whorehouse at low tide.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“- Andy Fiddler: It's just a little flatulence.
- Derrick Vann: Just a little flatulence? An elephant can shit in the back and not smell as bad.”

Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“- Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
- Mr. Jones: Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
- Craig Jones: You call that game?”
Anna Maria Horsford - Mrs. Jones
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“You smell like a patchouli fart!”
Josh Brolin - Lt. Det. Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen

“- Skunk: We're just here to catch fish and stink.
- Paps: Mostly the latter.”
Brian Doyle-Murray - Skunk
James Gammon - Paps

“Why don't you go down to the grocery store and sit in the dairy section? That way everyone will know you are the head cheese!”
Jeremy Maes - The Licker

“- Holly McClane: Listen Dick. That is your name? Dick. If you're gonna continue to get this close do you think you might consider switching aftershaves?
- Thornberg: Anything else?
- Holly McClane: Stronger mouthwash would be nice.”
Bonnie Bedelia - Holly McClane
William Atherton - Thornberg

“- Boone: I'm tired of getting hauled around all the time! I might'a known you'd take the side of that stinkin' savage!
- Little Bear: He smells, Omri, and he calls me a dirty savage.
- Boone: Oh, I didn't call you dirty. I called you stinkin'!”

Keith David - Boone
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- Francine Fishpaw: Elmer, that dog stinks to high heaven. You'll be permeated by his odor.
- Elmer Fishpaw: Yeah? Well, this whole world stinks, Francine, so get used to it! You and that big nose of yours are startin' to get on my nerves.”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Craig Jones: What's that smell?
- Mr. Jones: Must be your upper lip, son, I don't smell nothing.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“- Frenssen: This is your oxygen mask. Very important.
- Pilgrim: Not much good except for calm seas.
- Frenssen: It does come in handy when the diesel reaks.
- Pilgrim: Or when Frenssen farts!”

Ralf Richter - Frenssen
Jan Fedder - Pilgrim

“I'm going shopping. Is there anything you need, besides deodorant?”

Hope Holiday - Hazel Buck

“- Julie: What's that smell?
- Oz: I'll tell you what that smell is. It's me. I smell, and you know why? I've been wearing this suit for three days. I smell like ass. Or foot. Or some kind of foot that's been lodged up deep, deep, deep, inside an ass.”
Tasha Smith - Julie
Matthew Perry - Oz

“- Munder: I just think I shit my pants.
- Dodge: No, you always smell that way.”
Karl Urban - Munder
Ron Eldard - Dodge

“- Kid: Hey! How about a big, juicy good morning kiss?
- Veda: Not with that good morning breath.”
Christopher Reid - Kid
Angela Means - Veda

“My breath smells like pear drops. Acetone. Acetone is what the body produces when it eats itself.”
Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“- Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
- Basil: It is shit, Austin.
- Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
- Austin: It's a bit nutty.”

Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Michael York - Basil Exposition

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“- Sue: Do you know where they are?
- Mick: Yeah. About 500 yards that way, over that ridge.
- Sue: How do you know that?
- Mick: Can't you smell it?
- Sue: Their sweat?
- Mick: Wally's aftershave.”
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
P.J. Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee