Stink quotes

“- Omar: Did you fart?
- Tony: Nah.
- Omar: Man, you cut the cheese!
- Tony: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
- Omar: Well, whoever denied it supplied it.”
Joel Robinson - Omar
Michael Maccarone - Tony

“- Scroop: Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.
- Jim Hawkins: Why? Do you have something to hide, bright eyes?
- Scroop: Maybe your ears don't work so well.
- Jim Hawkins: Ugh! Too bad my nose works just fine.”
Michael Wincott - Scroop
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jim Hawkins

“- Maxwell Smart: What happened here and what is that ungodly smell?
- Lloyd: Fear.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd

“- Brytag: I'm going to feed your eyes to the birds, red-hair!
- Red Sonja: I don't need eyes to find you, I can smell you at a hundred paces!”
Pat Roach - Brytag
Brigitte Nielsen - Red Sonja

- Lex: You know, your clothes may say "disco", but your eyes say "rock n' roll".
- Christine: Yeah? Well, your belt buckle may say "rock n' roll", but your breath says "pepperoni", baby.
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex
Natasha Lyonne - Christine

“It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.”
George Perez - Ricardo Montoya

“- Skip Donahue: I want a bigger cell! With better ventilation!
- Deputy Ward Wilson: Why? Grossberger's been fartin' on ya?”
Gene Wilder - Skip Donahue
Craig T. Nelson - Deputy Ward Wilson

“Dead men tell no tales, but they fart.”
Janice E. O'Malley - Nurse Krud

“- Louis Stevens: Oh... mother of pearl, Beans!
- Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren: Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning!”

Shia LaBeouf - Louis Stevens
Steven Anthony Lawrence - Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren

“- Gimbel's Santa: I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
- Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.”
Artie Lange - Gimbel's Santa
Will Ferrell - Buddy

“- Policeman #1: Hey, Doofy! Smell my fingers!
- Doofy: What's that?
- Policeman #1: That's when you know you've become a man, Doofy.
- Doofy: Hey, Terry! Smell my fingers!
- Policeman #1: What the hell is that?
- Doofy: My ass!”
David Neale - Policeman #1
Dave Sheridan - Doofy

“- Luke: Maybe we could go out for an ice cream. I know my way around town. I'm kinda like the big cheese here.
- Marnie Piper: I was hungry, but then I smelled something stinky... it must have been the Big Cheese!”
Phillip Van Dyke - Luke
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

“- Veronica Quaife: You're changing Seth. Everything about you is changing. You look bad. You smell bad.
- Seth Brundle: I've never been much of a bather.”
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“- Debbie Jellinsky: You know, when I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.
- Uncle Fester Addams: You did?
- Debbie Jellinsky: It's true.
- Uncle Fester Addams: But, I took a bath.”
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Draco: Thank you very much. It's been stuck down there for months. Can you get your buttocks off my tongue?
- Bowen: Why should you be comfortable? My armor is rusting in your drool and your breath, is absolutely foul!
- Draco: What do you expect, with an old knight rotting between my molars?”

Sir Sean Connery - Draco
Dennis Quaid - Bowen

“The only questions this year are how badly will they stink, how long will they stink, and will they ever not stink?”

“- Al: Hey, Den, can you smell me from over there?
- Dennis: We can always smell you, Al.
- Al: Fuckin' fish. No wonder this cat wants to blow me.”

Joe Mantegna - Al
Kevin Bacon - Dennis

My kids are gonna ask me: "Daddy, what's the worst thing you saw in the war?". After this, there's no contest!

Doug E. Doug - SP4 Harvey (H.A.) Ashford

“- Julia Sullivan: I puked.
- Robbie Hart: Okay. Don't worry.
- Julia Sullivan: I vomited in my hair.
- Robbie Hart: All right.
- Julia Sullivan: Does my hair smell bad?
[Robbie smells her hair]
- Robbie Hart: No, it smells good, actually.”
Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“- Willie: Why don't you go take a shower?
- Dancer girlfriend: I'm a dancer, I sweat.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Willie

“How do I smell? Thanks for your honest opinion.”

Billy Zane - Hughie Warriner

“- Dale Doback: Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
- Sporting Goods Manager: Is that onion? Onion and... Onion and ketchup. It stinks. And this is a small room.”
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Seth Rogen - Sporting Goods Manager

“- F. Ross Johnson: We put enough technology in this project to send a cigarette to the moon and we come up with one that tastes like it took a dump?
- Edward A. Horrigan Jr.: We haven't even talked about the smell.
- F. Ross Johnson: Oh what did they say that was like? A fart?
- Edward A. Horrigan Jr.: Yep.”

James Garner - F. Ross Johnson
Matt Clark - Edward A. Horrigan Jr.

“- Megan: Smells like Grandma's house.
- Michael: Worse, it smells like Grandma.”

Aree Davis - Megan
Marc John Jefferies - Michael

“No matter how many showers I take, I still smell Beethoven all over me.”

Charles Grodin - George Newton