Stink quotes

“- Master Pain (Betty): That's right! The Evil Council are aliens!
- Chosen One: [speaker comes out of Council ship and plays French music] They're French.
- Master Pain (Betty): Ha, ha! Stinky pits and all, baby!”

Fei Lung - Master Pain (Betty)
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One

“Mr. Chance, I do believe you have halitosis.”
Liv Tyler - Lady Rebecca Gibson

“- Franklin Laszlo: Who farted? Did you cut the cheese, Dan?
- Daniel Miller: For God's sake, no I did not.
- Franklin Laszlo: How about you, Kayla?
- Kayla: Girls don't fart.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Rachael Leigh Cook - Kayla

“- Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
- Donkey: Example?
- Shrek: Example... ogres are like onions!
- Donkey: They stink?”
Mike Myers - Shrek
Eddie Murphy - Donkey

“- Serra - Real: Do you know that asparagus makes your urine stink.
- Judas - Real: Yeah, that's really smelly, I know.
- Serra - Real: So, get ready.
- Judas - Real: Yeah, well I don't have any plans on smelling your urine tonight. Just to be totally honest.”
Eleanor Hutchins - Serra - Real
Aaron Ruell - Judas - Real

“I don't think I smell like a brewery. I was drinking Scotch.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone

“- Lord Norinaga: Secrets leak like a stink from a dead pig!
- Walker: You certainly can turn a phrase.”
Sab Shimono - Lord Norinaga
Stuart Wilson - Walker

“- Marcus Burnett: What am I smellin'?
- Julie Mott: [sees barrels of ether hanging in the back of the van. Reads the label] Ether. Extremely... flammable... ether. Oh shit!
- Mike Lowrey: God-damn...
- Marcus Burnett: Oh, you da man. Oh you're the fuckin' man tonight! You go and pick an ice-cream truck that's a damn bomb!”

Martin Lawrence - Marcus Burnett
Téa Leoni - Julie Mott
Will Smith - Mike Lowrey

“- Morty: Something stinks like stale French fries.
- Michael Newman: Oh yeah, that's probably me.
- Morty: You know, fast food shortens your life.”
Christopher Walken - Morty
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“- Guard Falzon: [after searching him] It smells like someone shit in your mouth.
- Pinball: He told me he loved me.”
Steve Eastin - Guard Falzon
Dave Chappelle - Pinball

“- Marian Dubois: Robin, do something for me.
- Robin Hood: What?
- Marian Dubois: Take a bath.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Marian Dubois
Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

“- Charlie Babbitt: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
- Raymond Babbitt: Fart.
- Charlie Babbitt: [trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
- Raymond Babbitt: I don't mind it.”

Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt

“If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.”
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

- Natalie Hillard: We're in the middle of "Charlotte's Web". Who's gonna finish it?
- Daniel Hillard: Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
- Natalie Hillard: [whispers] She's not as good. She always skips parts, and she never does the voices. She smells funny, too.
- Daniel Hillard: That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
Mara Wilson - Natalie Hillard
Robin Williams - Daniel Hillard

“- Baylene: It looks like a very long walk.
- Eema: And hot! If you smell somethin' sizzlin', could be me!”

Joan Plowright - Baylene
Della Reese - Eema

“- Claire Kane: Your hands stink.
- Stuart Kane: Kinda smells like pussy, don't you think?
- Claire Kane: I hate that. Go wash your hands.
- Stuart Kane: Smells like a rainbow to me!”

Anne Archer - Claire Kane
Fred Ward - Stuart Kane

“- Mike: Can I borrow your odorant?
- Sulley: Yeah, I got, uh, Smelly Garbage or Old Dumpster.
- Mike: You got, uh, Low Tide?
- Sulley: No.
- Mike: How about Wet Dog?
- Sulley: Yep. Stink it up.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

I have to go and take a shower, because I smell like Kevin Costner after "Dances with wolves".
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel

“My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Himmel Shank: Don't flatter me.
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ok, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny!”
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
- Ricardo Montoya: Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry
George Perez - Ricardo Montoya

“- Uncle Julius: You've changed, no doubt about that.
- Sybylla Melvyn: You haven't. Your kisses still smell of whiskey and cigars.
- Uncle Julius: That's what makes me irresistible.”

Peter Whitford - Uncle Julius
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“Of course I farted. What, you think I smell like this all the time?”
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas

“Chew some gum! Your breath smells like my grandmother's feet.”
Charlie Sheen - Jack Hammond

“There's something I've always wanted to tell you. You smell like horseshit.”
Nina Foch - Alice Baring