Swearing quotes

“Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.”
Richard Harris

“- Victoria Lasseter: You're going to kill him for trying to leave town?
- Adrian Yates: That's a security breach. I'm just doing my job.
- Victoria Lasseter: He's a human being.
- Adrian Yates: They're assets.
- Victoria Lasseter: He's an American citizen.
- Adrian Yates: They're government property.
- Victoria Lasseter: Are you actually fucking...” (continue)(continue reading)

Connie Britton - Victoria Lasseter
Christopher Grace - Adrian Yates

“You are such a disappointing pair. I prayed so hard for you. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves, with filthy mouths and bad attitudes.”

Kathleen Freeman - Sister Mary Stigmata

“Well fuck you, for sure, like totally!”
Nicolas Cage - Randy

“LaVona-Call that a clean skate, for Christ's sake?
Skater Mom-Do not swear in front of the kids.
LaVona-I didn't swear, you cunt.”
Allison Janney - LaVona
Suehyla El-Attar Young - Skater Mom

“Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited.”
John C. McGinley - Dr.Cox

“Frick on a stick with a brick!”
Sarah Chalke - Elliot

“I don't swear just for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. I think we should all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words that anybody understands.”
Spencer Tracy - Henry Drummond

- Tony Stark: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said "language"?
- Steve Rogers: I know! It just slipped out.
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers

“- Vincent Kapoor: Mark, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world.
- Mark Watney: Yeah?”

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Vincent Kapoor
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- Ari Gold: Hey, Liam!
- Liam Neeson: Go fuck yourself, Ari.
- Ari Gold: Forgive and forget, buddy, no?”
Jeremy Piven - Ari Gold
Liam Neeson - Liam Neeson

“Ah, shit on a stick.”
Sir Sean Connery - Lt. Col. Alan Caldwell

“He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.”

Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

“- Mitch Racine: Mr. Cohen, I swear to God...
- Mickey Cohen: You're talkin' to God, Mitch, so you might as well swear to me.”
James Landry Hébert - Mitch Racine
Sean Penn - Mickey Cohen

“- Kiki Pierce: [to Dizzy's dad] I'm afraid your son has Tourettes Syndrome.
- Dizzy: Are you out of your fucking mind?”
Illeana Douglas - Kiki Pierce
DJ Qualls - Dizzy

“- Holland March: Everybody, just back up! Jesus Christ!
- Janet: [stunned] You took the Lord's name in vain.
- Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I actually found it very useful.”
Ryan Gosling - Holland March
Maddie Compton - Janet

You wanna know what money sounds like? Go to a trading floor on wall street. "Fuck this, shit that. Cunt, cock, asshole". I couldn't believe how these guys talked to each other! I was hooked in seconds. It was like mainlining adrenaline.
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“I swear sometimes. Especially when I drink.”
Noomi Rapace - Beatrice

“- Father Bill Lombardy: Shit!
- Bobby Fischer: I didn't know a priest could use bad language. I like this guy!”

Peter Sarsgaard - Father Bill Lombardy
Tobey Maguire - Bobby Fisher

“- Indiana Jones: Jesus Christ...
- Professor Henry Jones: That's for blasphemy.”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“Can I use that swear word now?”

Lewis Niles Black - Anger

“- Teen #2: Is that a fucking Bible?
- Jay: Hey hey, the Holy fucking Bible, son.”
Ethan Suplee - Teen #2
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Mother Superior: Damn! Lost another one!
- Nun: Son of a bitch.”

Lillian Carlson - Mother Superior
Nicole Robert - Nun

“- Charlie Gordon: Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
- Liz LaBreche: Well, that's sweet.
- Charlie Gordon: What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon
Dyan Cannon - Liz LaBreche

“- Dave: You swear an awful lot.
- Wally: You're fucking-A right!”
Gene Wilder - Dave
Richard Pryor - Wally