Teaching quotes

“I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.”
Lily Tomlin

“But the truth is, we're not the one been teachin' Radio, Radio's the one been teachin' us - cause the way he treats us all the time is the way we wish we treated each other even part of the time.”

Ed Harris - Coach Jones

“I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Coach Ken Carter

“- Donny Astricky: Don't look at me, look at the people next to you! Nex... Look at the... well, turn the wheel! Pull over, pull her the hell over!
- Driver 1: Asshole!
- Driver 2: Learn how to drive!
- Donny Astricky: [shuts the car off] Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky

“I have the same responsibility as everyone to reduce consumption and to teach children to respect the environment.”
Harrison Ford

“Every story ever told can be broken down into three parts. The beginning. The middle. And the twist.”

Jack Black - Stine

“- Lt. Frankie Reno: Why are you teaching the dogs Shakespeare?
- Colonel Kane: Someone's got to do it.”
Jason Miller - Lt. Frankie Reno
Stacy Keach - Col. Vincent Kane

“A man might be thought wealthy if someone were to draw the story of his deeds, that they may be remembered.”
Vladimir Kulich - Buliwyf - Leader

- Abbé Faria: Here is your final lesson: do not commit the crime for which you now serve the sentence. God said: "vengeance is mine".
- Edmond Dantes: I don't believe in God.
- Abbé Faria: It doesn't matter. He believes in you.
Richard Harris - Abbé Faria
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes

“- Jim Carr: Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing?
- Denis: Well, um, icing happen when the puck come down, bang you know, before the other guys you know. Nobody there, you know. My arm go comme ça then the game stop then start up.”
Andrew Duncan - Jim Carr
Yvon Barrette - Denis

- John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative" or some shit like that. You say "no problemo". And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me". And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby".
- The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator

“He teach me how to fish, how to sail boat! He give me arms and hands and feet, feeling good outside and he teach me how to feel good inside!”

Spencer Tracy - Manuel

“- Chubbs: It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.
- Happy Gilmore: Get off of me!
- Chubbs: Just easin' the tension, baby. Just easin' the tension!
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, well ease it on someone else.”

Carl Weathers - Chubbs
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore

“You come in low under his line of sight. You leap... taking him down, placing your hand over his nose, pulling his face away from your knife hand. At the base of his skull at the right of his spine - what the Chinese call the wind gate - you insert, scramble the brains... what you have is instant rag doll.”

Fred Ward - Wilkes

“The best way to teach somebody something is to throw them in the deep end.”
Jesse L. Martin - Joe West

“Men are gonna come along and wanna teach you things. You just let them blow-by, and you go on ahead and do just what the hell you feel like.”
Chloe Pirrie - Alice Harmon

“- Michelle Flaherty: Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
- Jim Levenstein: [spits out drink] Excuse me?
- Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is. Sex Ed. So, are we gonna screw soon? Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.”
Jason Biggs - Michelle Flaherty

“- Shifu: You must take the next step on your journey, from warrior to teacher.
- Po: But I'm no good at it!
- Shifu: You're terrible at it!”
Dustin Hoffman - Shifu
Jack Black - Po

“- John Robie: I only regret one thing.
- Danielle Foussard: That you never asked me to marry you?
- John Robie: No, that I never taught you better English.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Brigitte Auber - Daniele Foussard

“It's not what you do, it's when and where you do it, and who you do it to or with. If nobody sees it, it didn't happen.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.”

Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Po: Teaching? There's no way I'm ever gonna be like you!
- Shifu: I'm not trying to turn you into me; I'm trying to turn you into you.”

Jack Black - Po
Dustin Hoffman - Shifu

“Time is a great teacher, but eventually kills all of its students.”
Chad McKnight - Tim Beale

“Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell

“- Brooke: I never went to college. I'm an autodidact. Do you know what that means?
- Tracy: Yes.
- Brooke: That word is one of the things that I self-taught myself.”
Greta Gerwig - Brooke
Lola Kirke - Tracy