Threat quotes

“We got two stories here: a story about degenerate clergy, and a story about a bunch of lawyers turning child abuse into a cottage industry. Which story do you want us to write? Because we're writing one of them.”
Michael Keaton - Walter 'Robby' Robinson

“Wey! Dont be stepin on those flowres motherfuckers! I just planted that shit!”
Amy Hill - Mrs. Ho-Kym

“You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How do you want it, dog? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How do you think he got there?”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“Now would you stand aside before I shoot myself?”

Paul McGann - The Doctor

“Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fucker. Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker. If you receive a love letter from me, you are fucked forever. Do you understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to Hell, fucker!”

Dennis Hopper - Frank Booth

“There are at least a dozen good brood mares in that mob. I'll be back for them... and for whatever else is mine.”
Tom Burlinson - Jim Craig

“You got a home, car, businesses, family, and I own the paper on your whole fucking life. I'll put your cunt wife on the street to be fucked in the ass by niggers and Puerto Ricans. Your kid is mine because I bought him. You got him on loan, he is leased, you are renting him. I'll whack out your whole family. People'll be eating 'em in their...” (continue)(continue reading)

Robert Prosky - Leo

“If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.”
Heath Ledger - Joker

“On the twenty-third day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence.”

Stan Jones - Narrator

“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a bright kid, and, uh... he's going to military school, and... remember, he was an Eagle Scout...
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold...
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Strother Martin - Arnold Stoner
Edie Adams - Mrs. Tempest Stoner

“- Venom: You come in here again... In fact, you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people, and we will find you and we will eat both of your arms and then both of your legs. And then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?
- Shakedown Thug: No. No. Please...
- Venom: Yes. So, you will be this armless, legless,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hardy - Venom
Sam Medina - Shakedown Thug

“- Russell Quinton: I loved you.
- Ellen Berent Harland: That's a concession.
- Russell Quinton: And I'm still in love with you.
- Ellen Berent Harland: That's a tribute.
- Russell Quinton: And I always will be. Remember that.
- Ellen Berent Harland: Russ, is that a threat?”
Vincent Price - Russell Quinton
Gene Tierney - Ellen Berent Harland

“Now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works.”

Jason Lee - Syndrome

“You're the problem! You're the fucking problem, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble! I'm telling you, Aitch: you keep looking at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground, promise you!”

Ben Kingsley - Don Logan

“- Hela: It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. I am Hela. Odin's firstborn. Commander of the legions of Asgard. The rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead. As are the princes. You're welcome. We were once the seat of absolute power in the cosmos. Our supremacy was unchallenged. Yet Odin stopped...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cate Blanchett - Hela
Tadanobu Asano - Hogun

“You ever talk that way to my kid again... I'm knockin' you out!”

Michael Keaton - Jack

“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”

Colin Firth - Geoffrey Clifton

“- Mal: Tomorrow we'll go into town and straighten this out once and for all. And then we'll be back here, farming. If I catch any of those cattle on our land after tomorrow, I'm gonna start carvin' them into steaks. And believe me, that's one thing I know about.
- Dawson: Killin' cattle is a hanging offense in these parts! If we shot you down...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Mal
James Gammon - Dawson

“Dance, dance, dance, until you die!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“- Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
- Leon: Ooooooh.
- Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me....” (continue)(continue reading)

Conrad Dunn - Psycho
Glenn-Michael Jones - Leon
Warren Oates - Sgt. Hulka

“In 20 years, Iraq will be a hellhole nobody cares about. Terrorism's a short-term threat. The real threats will come from China, Russia, Iran. and they'll come as SQL injections and malware.”
Rhys Ifans - Corbin O'Brian

“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Superman: You'd risk world wide nuclear war for your own personal financial gain.
- Lex Luthor: Nobody wants war. I just want to keep the threat alive.”
Christopher Reeve - Superman
Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“Floyd! I don't mind the caffeine but all this cream is gonna make you fat. Don't fuck with my investment.”
Ben Foster - Lance Armstrong

“I'm an officer, and therefore, by proclamation, a gentleman, but don't abuse that, son. Don't get in my crosshairs, because I'll have no compunction whatsoever about getting up to my neck in yo' ass. Do you understand me?”

Denzel Washington - Nat Serling