Threat quotes

“- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum!
- Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
- Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!”
Tyler Perry - Mable 'Madea' Simmons
Keke Palmer - Nikki

“I'm the person who's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am.”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Willy Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
- Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.”
Al Pacino - Willy Bank
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Detective Rodriguez: I can make your life miserable, that's what I can do.
- Vic: Look at me. Am I married to a supermodel? Do I look strikingly handsome? Have I got a job at IBM and a swanky bachelor pad? No, no, and no! I loan big money to people like you who can't control their urge to blow it all gambling; Then I stay awake half the night...” (continue)(continue reading)
2Pac - Det. Rodriguez
Jim Belushi - Det. Frank Divinci

“If I can get you today, then you damn sure know I can kill you anytime I want now that I'm free. You sleep on that for the next twenty years.”
Colin Farrell - Jesse James

- Hired Killer: You're gonna lose tomorrow.
- Claude "Lefty" Williams: Oh, is that so?
- Hired Killer: I know it for a fact. That your wife?
- Claude "Lefty" Williams: Yeah, what's it to you?
- Hired Killer: You don't lose tomorrow, she dies.
Danton Stone - Hired Killer
James Read - Claude "Lefty" Williams

“I suppose it's poetic justice - two McFlys with the same gun.”

Thomas F. Wilson - Biff Tannen

“- Jerry Warriner: Naturally she's anxious to meet you, too, but...
- Lucy Warriner: Yes, tell her I'd love to meet her. Tell her to wear boxing gloves.”

Cary Grant - Jerry Warriner
Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“We are from the planet Duplo, and we're here to destroy you.”
Graham Miller - Duplo

“- Joe Stafford: You really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?
- Tony Mendez: I think my story's the only thing between you and a gun to your head.”
Scoot McNairy - Joe Stafford
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez

“I believe that some alien life-force has sent real life video games to attack us.”

Josh Gad - Ludlow

“We're gonna eat you and spit out the pieces we don't like.”
Timothy Solomon - Electro Rock 2

“Run Jenny, run... I'm coming to cut your fucking heart out.”
Christopher Fulford - Slater

“- Plainview: One night, I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.
- H.M. Tilford: Why did you say it?
- Plainview: You don't tell me about my son.
- H.M. Tilford: I'm asking you to be reasonable. If I've offended you, I apologize.
- Plainview: You'll see what I can do.”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Daniel Plainview
David Warshofsky - H.M. Tilford

“President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you've missed me again. You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll never see me coming.”
Ben Kingsley - The Mandarin

“- Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
- Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
- Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
- Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?”

Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker

“- Susan Cooper: [holds up her fists] You want me to have Cagney and fucking Lacey explain it to you? Cagney's coming down your fucking throat. Lacey, she's gonna come up your ass. I'm gonna meet them in the fucking middle and play your heart like a fucking accordion. I'm gonna pump that shit until it pops, you Swedish bitch!
- Anton: You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“You run and we're gonna be digging a hole for you, you got that?”

Stephen Baldwin - McManus

“- Billy Caufield: You guys need to pay up and get out of here.
- Drunk: Who the hell are you?
- Billy Caufield: I'm an escaped mental patient with a history of violence.”

Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“When I come back, you owe me a favor. And I will be back.”
Hadley Kay - Dark Heart

“- Solomon Lane: [Ethan's phone rings twice] I have a job for you, Ethan, and for the sake of your friend you will do it.
- Ethan Hunt: I'm listening.
- Solomon Lane: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to bring me the unlocked disk by midnight tonight.”
Sean Harris - Lane
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- Khan: I know you. You are the brother... How perfect. I will send you to hell... to join your brother!
- Jake Donahue: I've been there... for 10 years!”
Billy Blanks - Khan
Loren Avedon - Jake Donahue

“- Bowen: I will not stop until I've rid the world of every last one of you.
- Draco: I am the last one!”
Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“When I'm walking free, I'm gonna stab you in your eyes.”
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - Inmate 178

“I don't wanna put any undue pressure on you guys, but Coach Gennero's last words were, win or I'll die.”

Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig