Threat quotes

“- Trixie Young: You're gonna wish you'd never been born.
- Junior Healy: Ooh! I'm really scared. I'm being threatened by the Tidy Bowl girl!”
Ivyann Schwan - Trixie Young
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“You see what you get, Warriors? You see what you get when you mess with the Orphans?”

Paul Greco - Orphan

"Prepare to die, Earth scum! Prepare to die, Earth scum!". I'm gonna make sure they carve that on your tombstone!
Tony Cox - Pez

And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. Poppin'. So I said "if you pop that gum one more time...". And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.
Susan Misner - Liz

“- Vic Damico: Tell Gerald, that if he touches my son again, I'll kill him.
- Grace Damico: Really. It was nothing more than a tap. And Jed was being very rude.
- Vic Damico: I don't care if Jed was taking a piss on his head. He touches him again, he dies. Tell him.”

Randy Quaid - Vic Damico
Lindsay Crouse - Grace Damico

“One more look at him with those bedroom-eyes and I'll break your leg!”

Aline MacMahon - Trixie Lorraine

“If you don't come out I'll shoot the kid!”

Bruno Lawrence - Zac Hobson

“- Harry Hannan: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You mean there 's more than one of these?
- Richard Peabody: So I've been told.
- Harry Hannan: Then I'm not the only one?
- Richard Peabody: No, but don't despair. You have a distinction.
- Harry Hannan: What's that?
- Richard Peabody: You seem to be the only one still alive.”

Roy Scheider - Harry Hannan
John Glover - Richard Peabody

“- Jack Reacher: Pay your check first.
- Jeb: I'll pay later.
- Jack Reacher: You won't be able to.”
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher
Josh Helman - Jeb

“- Prison Officer Rabies Pendel: I suppose you think you got the better of us there. But just remember, kidder, you're in for ten years.
- Terry Stokes: Yeah, that's right, Mr. Pendel. But you're in for life, ain't you?”
Tony Haygarth - Prison Officer Rabies Pendel
Brian Hall - Terry Stokes

“I'm Carlito Brigante. You ever heard of me? Then you know I ain't no fucking dry cleaner. Now, you can leave like you came in. Or you can go in the trunk of my car. All up to you. Comprende?”
Jay Hernandez - Carlito Brigante

“Next time you fuck with me I'm gonna take this mop and shove it down your throat!”

Gary Schneider - Bozo

“- Charles: It's a bad habit you know.
- India: Sneaking up on people?
- Charles: Following uncles around.”

Matthew Goode - Charles Stoker
Mia Wasikowska - India stoker

“Freeze, hombre. Or I'll be wearing your asshole for a garter.”

Lainie Kazan - Marguerita Ventura

“If you drive away, I'll be standing here pointing!”
Sinbad - Kevin Franklin

“- C.K.: It's just so boring here.
- Mark Bannister: Now you listen to me, you psychotic little shit. You either get your act together, or you're gonna be a face on a milk carton, you got it?
- C.K.: You touch me, I sue you.
- Mark Bannister: I got a lawyer on retainer!”
Aeryk Egan - C.K.
John Larroquette - Mark Bannister

“You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass!”

Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

“Fuck that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson

“- Crawl: Do you believe in the tooth fairy?
- Zack: No.
- Crawl: I wouldn't fall asleep tonight if I were you.
- Zack:Mmmooooommmm!!!!
- Crawl: Sssshhhh! Dude, I was just kidding. Sshhh. Chill”
Pauly Shore - Crawl
Patrick Renna - Zack Warner

“- Valentina Koslova: When Declan kills you, you think of me, ok.
- The Jackal: Ok. I'll make a note of that. If you see Declan before you die, you tell him that he can't protect his women.”

Diane Venora - Valentina Koslova
Bruce Willis - The Jackal

“- Sykes: Now, I lent you some money, and I don't see it. Do you know what happens when I don't see my money, Fagin? People get hurt. People like you get hurt. Do I make myself clear?
- Fagin: Clear! Perfectly clear!”
Robert Loggia - Sykes
Dom DeLuise - Fagin

“- Marvin Shabazz: I'll shove my dick so far up your ass, I'll impale your tonsils.
- Sol: That's a lovely picture.
- Marvin Shabazz: Shut up!
- Sol: Okay.”
Michael Jace - Marvin Shabazz
Jon Lovitz - Sol

“- Hatchet Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son.
- Eddy: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father.
- Hatchet Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.”
P.H. Moriarty - Hatchet Harry
Nick Moran - Eddy

“- Blade: You're not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.
- Dracula: Perhaps I will too, then. But I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you fall before mine.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Dominic Purcell - Drake

“Get out of here, you bastard! I'll burn you up! I'll fry you!”

Drew Barrymore - Charlene 'Charlie' McGee