Trouble quotes

“I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?”

Frederick Strother - L.J. Washington

“It's been a long, hard day, full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.”
Wesley Singerman - Wilbur

“My name's Harry Pepper if you ever have any trouble with line, do me a favor, don't ask for Harry Pepper.”
Herb Edelman - Harry Pepper

“It's supposed to be Ryan gets pickle in Ashley. Not Ashley gets Ryan into a pickle!”
Aaron Paul - Floyd

“- Glen Waddell: The things I do ain't good enough for you. I put my hand in a honey jar, comes out piss! Nothing I do is right!
- Anney Boatwright: Glen, everybody has troubles now and then, honey. Just give it time, sweetie. Things are gonna work out.”
Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Anney Boatwright

“Simple maybe, but not easy.”
Christian Bale - Alfred Borden

“- Burt Ramsey: You smell like trouble.
- Jimmy Gator: I'm fucking hammered, Burt.”
Ricky Jay - Burt Ramsey
Philip Baker Hall - Jimmy Gator

“What am I going to do? I have two husbands!”
Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes

“- Charles Van Doren: I'm just trying to imagine what Kant would make of this.
- Albert Freedman: I don't think he'd have a problem with it.”
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren
Hank Azaria - Albert Freedman

“- Walter Whitney: I'm Jewish, my son is black and my lawyer smokes pot. Don't tell me I'm not in trouble.
- Victor Bard: Hey, it makes me feel better, and does not affect my judgment. I delivered the valedictorian speech at Harvard... completely stoned.”
George Segal - Walter Whitney
Dick Martin - Victor Bard

Now, I'm going to go back inside and finish watching "Sleepless in Seattle". Nobody screw with me.
Tony Longo - Sensitive Moviegoer

“That's it, I'm leaving the country. I'm moving to New Mexico.”
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“- Olive Chancellor: Don't you believe in the coming of a better day that it's possible to do something for the human race?
- Basil Ransome: Hmm, well... what strikes me most, Ms. Olive, it's that human race's got to bear its troubles.”
Vanessa Redgrave - Olive Chancellor
Christopher Reeve - Basil Ransome

“- Lulu Bang: Shit like this isn't supposed to happen to people like you or me.
- Oliver Mauro: I know. I'm a bartender. You sell t-shirts. We're nobodies.”
Laura Drasbæk - Lulu Bang
Mikael Colville-Andersen - Oliver Mauro

“- Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
- Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
- Reuben Feffer: What?
- Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!”
Ben Stiller - Reuben Feffer
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“I'd been a con and a thief for twenty-five years, but I never hurt no one. Billy had violated the code: he'd packed a loaded gun. Speed-snortin' psychopath sittin' next to me, had interrupted the flow of my happiness. He had killed someone in my presence... and in all likelihood, my life had been fucked.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“- Janet Cruise: Who broke the lamp?
- Michael Cruise: Well, Sherlock Holmes, here. Thinks he saw a ghost.”

Christine Ebersole - Janet Cruise
Jonathan Ward - Michael Cruise

“All we've got going for us is the city. Our only hope is they're mired down in the same shit that you and I have to wade through every day.”
Jason Robards - Chief Rotzinger

“Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?”
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Mercy: Well maybe I’m lookin’ for some real action.
- Vermin: Well what about me, I got the big one!
- Ajax: I’ll give it to you baby.
- Swan: Let her go!
- Mercy: You gonna jump me?
- Swan: Maybe we ought to put a train on you. You look like you might even like it.
- Mercy: Fuck you!
- Swan: Real tough chick.”
Deborah Van Valkenburgh - Mercy
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax
Michael Beck - Swan

“You guys, I'm hungry. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble.”
Jeff Cohen - Chunk

“- Juice: You're in a lot of trouble today little man.
- Carl Quigley: Yes, because today I have been drinking vodka.”
Tone Loc - Juice
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“- Courtney: Bride or groom's side what do ya think?
- Christina: I think I need to go to the bathroom.
- Courtney: did you misplace your bladder today or something?
- Christina: Sweety! I'm wearing like the tightest skirt!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“Vanity working on a weak mind produces every kind of mischief.”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“One town, a million troubles. The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.”

Danny DeVito - Phil