Trouble quotes

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“- Paris: Is anybody else having trouble breathing?
- Shazza: Yeah. I feel one lung short.”
Lewis Fitz-Gerald - Paris P. Ogilvie
Claudia Black - Sharon 'Shazza' Montgomery

“- White Rabbit: Now that the Wizard knows that we're coming, he'll stop at nothing to stop us from stopping him from becoming king!
- Grumpy Bear: In other words?
- White Rabbit: Alice is in deep trouble!”
Keith Knight - The White Rabbit
Bob Dermer - Grumpy Bear

“- Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
- Frank Drebin: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
- Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nancy Marchand - Mayor
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

- Baz: Hey, Ding... is there an apostrophe in "we're"?
- Dinger: As in what?
- Baz: As in "we're in the shit".
- Dinger: Oh, yes.
Ian Curtis - Baz
Steve Nicolson - Dinger

“- Gracie Hart: Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You're in big trouble.
- Eric Matthews: You look good wet.
- Gracie Hart: Shut up!”

Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews

“- Michelle Monet: Do you speak French?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Well, just enough to get myself into trouble.”
Claudine Longet - Michelle Monet
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“- Lou: I have a question: why is it that Chuck here thinks he could smoke?
- Chuck: ‘Cause I do whatever I want whenever I want, you little Spanish fruit topping.
- Lou: Honey, at least I didn't make my aunt pregnant.”

Luis Guzmán - Lou
John Turturro - Chuck

“- Bill McCabe: Ned, there is no such thing as adventure. There's no such thing as romance. There's only trouble and desire.
- Ned Rifle: Trouble and desire.
- Bill McCabe: That's right. And the funny thing is, when you desire something you immediately get into trouble. And when you're in trouble you don't desire anything at all.”
Robert John Burke - Bill McCabe
Jeffrey Howard - Ned Rifle

“[doing his best c3p0 voice] We are in serious trouble my friends. All data points to us being... how do you human's say it? Completely screwed.”
Seth Green - Dan Mott

“- Esmeralda: Estelle, our contract is up the first of the year. They want to raise us from 7.10 an hour to 7.90. None of us knows what to do? I mean, we do not make waves.
- Estelle Rolfe: Make waves.
- Esmeralda: We don't want to start something.
- Estelle Rolfe: Start something.
- Esmeralda: Okay!”
Anne Bancroft - Estelle Rolfe
Antonia Rey - Esmeralda

“- Jake Malloy: I never knew...
- Slater: Knew that you could miss someone so much?
- Jake Malloy: I didn't know that.
- Slater: The thing you have to remember, Malloy, is that sometimes the really bad things in life can make you stronger.”
Sylvester Stallone - Jake Malloy
Christopher Fulford - Slater

“I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Himself

“- Cindy: You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rae Dawn Chong - Cindy
Arnold Schwarzenegger - John Matrix

“- Tommy Lucero: What do you see when you see me?
- Martha Durand: Oh, well, when I see you, I see nothing but trouble.”
Antonio Banderas - Tommy Lucero
Meg Ryan - Martha Durand

“Let's see now: you've lost half a million dollars, confiscated a ton of useless coke, and been responsible for the murder of a federal informant, and that... that's just tonight.”

Kurt Russell - Frescia

“Your queen is in deep shit.”
Tom Long - Wally

“- Jerry Lundegaard: I'm in a bit of trouble...
- Carl Showalter: What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
- Jerry Lundegaard: Well, that's, that's... I'm not gonna go into, into... see, I just need money.”
William H. Macy - Jerry Lundegaard
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo

“- Lady Mouse: Is this the home of the famous Basil of Baker Street?
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Indeed it is, miss. You look as if you're in some kind of trouble.
- Lady Mouse: Oh, I am. I am.
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Then you have come to precisely the right place.”
Shani Wallis - Lady Mouse
Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson

“You know the kind of woman that just screams trouble? You see her, and every warning bell in your brain starts going off, but you still manage to ask for her number? Well, that's all I ever hook up with.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Christina: I got a penis in my eye.
- Courtney: Let me see.
- Christina: How is it? Is it okay?
- Courtney: Yeah, it's okay, but I think you're pregnant.”
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“- Bartlett: I'm sure this may come as a shock.
- Frank: No, shitting a sailboat is a shock, this is a fucking catastrophe!”
Kevin McCarthy - Bartlett
Phil Hartman - Frank

“- Old Lady: People go missing around here, they're gone for good. Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone. And so does he.
- Clay Miller: So does who?”
Rosemary Knower - Old Lady
Jared Padalecki - Clay Miller

“- Bert: Bert'll take care of you, just like I was your own father. Now who's after you?
- Jane: Father is.
- Bert: What!?”
Dick Van Dyke - Bert
Karen Dotrice - Jane Banks