Trouble quotes

“The real reason Mud's in all the trouble he's got is because of her. He's been in love with that girl since he was your age. Trouble is she don't care about nobody but herself.”
Sam Shepard - Tom

“- Z: Let me ask you something - what made you come to the bar that night?
- Princess Bala: I guess I was looking for a little trouble.
- Z: Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.”
Woody Allen - Z
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
Bob Newhart

“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.”
Helen Hayes

“- Rudy 2: There's something going on here, George, the two sprockett lockers were unscrewed from the lock sprockett sockets.
- George Jetson: Say that again.
- Rudy 2: I can't.”
Ronnie Schell - Rudy 2
George O'Hanlon - George Jetson

“- Security Guard 2: We've been watching you from the moment you came in.
- Security Guard 1: He looks like trouble.
- Security Guard 2: Looks like a thief.”

Gary J. Tunnicliffe - Security Guard 2
Geoff Bell - Security Guard 1

“You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away - a man is not a piece of fruit!”
Dustin Hoffman - William 'Willy' Loman

“You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it.”
Brian Cox - Ward Abbott

“Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne

“This is the real weepy and like tragic part, of the story beginning, oh my brothers and only friends.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble.”

Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Huge Turk: I'm troubled with insomnia.
- The Great Man: Oh, insomnia! I know a good cure for it. Get plenty of sleep.”
Jack "Tiny" Lipson - Huge Turk
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Lisa: What sort of trouble are you in George?
- George: Ah, well ah... simply put... ah, I'm currently unemployed, my girlfriend recently broke up with me, ehm, I will soon run out of money and, er, I'm the target of a federal investigation.
- Lisa: Wow, you are a real chick magnet, aren't you.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa
Paul Rudd - George

Maybe there's a universal law that says "Stay put. As you are, so shall you remain". Maybe that's why tramps are always in trouble. They don't vote. They don't pay taxes. They violate the law of nature...

Joel McCrea - John L. Sullivan

“- Father (Jim): Need a ride, Santa Claus?
- Killer Santa: Oh, no, not exactly.
- Father (Jim): What's the problem?
- Killer Santa: Oh, there's no problem. It's just that I've run into a bit of lolly luck.”
Geoff Hansen - Father (Jim)
Charles Dierkop - Killer Santa

“- Timmy Moore: Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greeley?
- Rudy Zolteck: Wow, Spike knocked him all the way back to second grade!”

Christopher Walberg - Timmy Moore
Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck

“- Jesse: I transfered sophomore year. Boy, was that hard.
- Britney: When did it get easier?
- Jesse: Last Thursday.
- Britney: Great.
- Jesse: I was joking.”
Gustavo Carr - Jesse
Hayden Panettiere - Britney

“- Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.
- Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.
- Putter: I am.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“You should get married and raise large family. Once you have large family, all other troubles mean nothing.”

Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Prostitute: Care for a fuck, big boy?
- Dexter King: No thanks, just had one.”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King

“- Christina: How are you stuck?
- Andy: I have a piercing [the entire crowd recoils in shock] ...
- San Francisco Policeman: I don't get it, how are they stuck?
- Male bystander: Behind her tonsils ...
- San Francisco Policeman: How do you know that?
[Awkward silence]”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Frank Grillo - Andy
Rick Evans - San Francisco Policeman #2

“Thank you very fucking much Mr. Mason, you've led us into a room with no exit.”
Michael Biehn - Commander Anderson

“- Jack: How you can sit there eating muffins when we're in this terrible trouble, I can't make out! It seems to me to be perfectly heartless...
- Algy: I can hardly eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.”
Colin Firth - Jack
Rupert Everett - Algy

“Bubble, bubble! I'm in trouble!”

Don Yesso - Bus Driver

“The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.”
Patrick McGoohan - Longshanks - King Edward I