Trouble quotes

“If your head's in the toilet, don't blow bubbles.”
Anne Bancroft - Estelle Rolfe

“One means nothing. Two, a coincidence. Three, trouble.”
Vin Diesel - Kaulder

“Hot girls destroy your life. That's just a fact.”
Thomas Mann - Greg

“Lesley: He quit... or got fired.
Riggan: Which is it, quit or fired?
Lesley: Well, with Mike it's usually both.”

Naomi Watts - Lesley
Michael Keaton - Riggan

“- Daughter: Mom, there's something wrong with nana and papa.
- Mom: They're just old!”
Olivia DeJonge - Becca
Kathryn Hahn - Mom

“- Rudy: Your ex-husband shouldn’t be living in your basement.
- Joy: Well, Dad, speaking of a proper way to be divorced.”
Robert De Niro - Rudy
Jennifer Lawrence - Joy

“- Dani Trant: I love you, Court.
- Court Foster: Don't! Don't love me now. When things are so mixed up.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant
Jason London - Court Foster

“- Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money.
- Barney Ross: Why that?
- Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest.
- Barney Ross: No, you don't.
- Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther.”
Jet Li - Yin Yang
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“- Professor Albright: I gave you what you wanted.
- Young Damian: You took a man's life. No! I did!”
Matthew Goode - Albright
Ryan Reynolds - Young Damian

“- Jack Whalen: You expecting some trouble, Mickey? You lookin' for some?
- Mickey Cohen: My dog, Mickey Junior... he shits more trouble than you're gonna give me.”
Sullivan Stapleton - Jack Whalen
Sean Penn - Mickey Cohen

“They are all out to screw me, the Russians and the Jews!”
Tobey Maguire - Bobby Fisher

“Oh, man. It's my mom. She looks pissed.”

Joshua Carter Jackson - Charlie Conway

“Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat.”

Roddy Piper - Nada

“- Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
- Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.”
Chris Pine - Nicholas Devereaux
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis

“You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll, uh... you'll go insane.”
Tom Hardy - Max Rockatansky

“- Disgust: Hey, guys? What's pub-er-ty?
- Joy: I don't know. It's probably not important.”
Mindy Kaling - Disgust
Amy Poehler - Joy

“I always had a pretty good knack for raising hell. ”
Brandon Lee

“Life sucks because my wife left me for an off broadway monologuist.”
Jemaine Clement - Will Henry

- Dixie Leonard: You're gonna kill him if you fill his head full of this crap!
- Eddie Sparks: Such as what?
- Dixie Leonard: Such as "Don't study", "Everything comes easy", "Life's a big party".
Bette Midler - Dixie Leonard
James Caan - Eddie Sparks

“- Jack McClane: Let me ask you something. You lookin' for trouble, or does it always seem to find you?
- John McClane: You know, after all these years, I still ask myself the same question.”

Jai Courtney - Jack McClane
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Compared to other kids, I haven't had that many hardships... not really. Shit's... Stuff's happened, sure, but stuff always happens right? But the real challenge of my life, the real hardship is me. It's always been me.”
Miles Teller - Sutter

“- Will Henry: I didn't mean to hurt you.
- Diane: No, I know. You're a good guy.
- Will Henry: Don't say that.
- Diane: What do you want me to say?
- Will Henry: I don't know. Shouldn't you get mad, slap me or something.”

Jemaine Clement - Will Henry
Regina Hall - Diane

“Okay, you've gone belly up in Shit's Creek. You need a paddle real bad. What do you reach for? Art!”
Peter Falk - Pedro Carmichael

“[catches the ball one-handed]
Now you're all in big, big trouble.”

Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- James Dolan: There's a lot of speculation about the hard lives that folk singers live.
- Hank Williams: What do you mean, hard?”

David Krumholtz - James Dolan
Tom Hiddleston - Hank Williams