Trouble quotes

“People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.”
Denis Colin Leary - Francis 'Frank' O'Brien

“When it rains, niggas get wet. You know?”
DMX - Tommy 'Buns' Bundy

“This country is in deep trouble people! This country is rotten to the core and somebody better do something about it! Now I want you to take your hand out of that bowl of Fritos, throw away your National Enquirer, and pick up the phone!”

Eric Bogosian - Barry

“- Jack: This is Mary the ghost, and that's Martin the ghost! They're having problems in their relationship.
- Sharon: No, Jack. We're having problems in our relationship!”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford
Beverly D'Angelo - Sharon Brogan Crawford

“- Lee Dollarhide: Damn! That son of a gun Doolittle don't know the meaning of the word quit.
- Ted Webb: He sure went to a lot of trouble to get on top of a pile of nothing.”

William Sanderson - Lee Dollarhide
Levon Helm - Ted Webb

“In this business there's only one law you gotta follow to keep out of trouble: do it first, do it yourself and keep on doing it.”
Paul Muni - Tony

“- Rowlf: That's why I live alone.
- Kermit the Frog: You do?
- Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
- Kermit the Frog: Nice and simple.
- Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
- Kermit the Frog: But I can't.
- Rowlf: Neither can I. And that's my trouble.”
Jim Henson - Rowlf
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Captain Esteridge: You're gonna get yourself killed. And if you don't, you're gonna be in a whole lotta trouble.
- Jim Halsey: I'm sorry, sir. It's something I've got to do.”
Jeffrey DeMunn - Captain Esteridge
Rutger Hauer - John Ryder

“It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets!”
Arthur Eng - Chinese Waiter #2

“You think this man is the enemy? This is a worker! Any union keeps this man out ain't a union, it's a goddam club! They got you fightin' white against colored, native against foreign, hollow against hollow, when you know there ain't but two sides in this world - them that work and them that don't. You work, they don't. That's all you get to know...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Cooper - Joe Kenehan

“- Yvonne: Girl, what's wrong? Let's see a smile on your face.
- Alice: I had kind of a long night.
- Yvonne: Dan keeping you up again? Girl, you better put a lock on that window.
- Alice: The Dan part was nice.”
Kelly Jo Minter - Yvonne
Lisa Wilcox - Alice

“- Town Councilman: Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
- Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.”
Franklyn Farnum - Town Councilman
Harry Hayden - Doc Bissell

“Every hooker's got a hard luck story.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Eddie Jillette

If you don't tell 'em, I'll have to tell 'em. Am I the person to break the news to these people? "Listen up you fuckin' daffodils. Your shrink is dead. Which means that all the time, effort and love you put in this relationship is wasted. You're gonna remain as fucked up as you are, or get worse".
Rubén Blades - Martinez

“One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!”
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton

“- Michael Corleone: Who are you?
- Enzo the Baker: I am Enzo. The baker. Do you remember me?
- Michael Corleone: Enzo...
- Enzo the Baker: Yes, Enzo.
- Michael Corleone: You better get out of here, Enzo, there's gonna be trouble.
- Enzo the Baker: If there is trouble, I stay here to help you. For your father. For your father.”
Al Pacino - Michael Corleone
Gabriele Torrei - Enzo the Baker

“- Verna: You think you've raised hell.
- Tom Reagan: Sister, when I've raised hell, you'll know it!”
Marcia Gay Harden - Verna
Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan