Water quotes

“- Rev. Graham Hess: Come on, now, you're too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one?
- Bo Hess: It has dust in it.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: A hair.
- Rev. Graham Hess: And this one?
- Bo Hess: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Rev. Graham Hess
Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess

“- Sid: Maybe we could rapidly evolve into water creatures.
- Diego: That's genius, Sid.
- Sid: Call me Squid.”

John Leguizamo - Sid
Denis Colin Leary - Diego

“Nothing can overcome water, yet it can overcome rock. It does not fight; it moves around the opponent, boneless, nameless.”
Jet Li - The Silent Monk

“I like to dance with the water. The undertow on the waves. The water is mischievous.”

Rachel House - Gramma Tala

“The future. The polar ice caps have melted, covering the earth with water. Those who survived have adapted to a new world.”
Hal Douglas - Narrator

“Fish pee in you... all day”

Auli'i Cravalho - Moana

“Dogs that can follow a scent in water.”
Réal Andrews - Mark

“- Officer Milner: My God, suicide. Why?
- Officer McCord: [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does this answer your question?
- Officer Milner: Oh man! They were fags?”
Chuck Lafont - Officer Milner
Mark Bringelson - Officer McCord

“- The Blind Man: You can't do it!
- Cord: Can't do what?
- The Blind Man: You can't step on the same piece of water twice.”

David Carradine - The Blind Man
Jeff Cooper - Cord

“- Bo Hess: It tastes funny.
[Morgan Hess takes a sip]
- Morgan Hess: It does not. It's just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don't think he'll mind.”

Abigail Breslin - Bo Hess
Rory Culkin - Morgan Hess

“You'll see what I mean, if you're still here when the rains come. You'll see them overnight turn the fields, the gardens and the jungles from a parched and burning desert, into a mass of green that seems to live, to writhe and to devour the walls, the trees and the houses.”

George Brent - Tom Ransome

“- Charlie Babbitt: Hey, Ray, you take a shower right?
- Raymond Babbitt: Yeah.
- Charlie Babbitt: Well the rain is a lot like the shower, you get a little wet. What do you say, Ray? What do you say?
- Raymond Babbitt: Of course the shower is in the bathroom.
- Charlie Babbitt: That's the end of that conversation.”

Tom Cruise - Charlie Babbitt
Dustin Hoffman - Raymond Babbitt

“- Dr. John Lanyon: Perhaps you're forgetting, you're engaged to Muriel.
- Dr. Henry Jekyll: Forgotten it? Can a man dying of thirst forget water? And do you know what would happen to that thirst if it were to be denied water?”
Holmes Herbert - Dr. John Lanyon
Fredric March - Dr. Henry Jekyll

- Keeper of the Seeds: Where does the water come from?
- Toast: He pumps it up from deep within the earth. He calls it "Aqua Cola" and claims it all for himself.
- The Dag: And because he owns it, he owns all of us.

Melissa Jaffer - Keeper of the Seeds
Zoë Kravitz - Toast the Knowing
Abbey Lee - The Dag

“I think one of the reasons I tend to stay in the water most of the time is I distrust the comfort.”
Frank Langella

“- Jack Burton: That is not water.
- Egg Shen: Black blood of the Earth.
- Jack Burton: Do you mean oil?
- Egg Shen: I mean black blood of the Earth.”
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton
Victor Wong - Egg Shen

“- Mariner: Two drifters meet. Something needs to be exchanged.
- Drifter: I know the code. But I'll give this one to you for free.
- Mariner: Nothing's free in Waterworld.”
Kevin Costner - Mariner
Chaim Jeraffi - Drifter

“The still waters of the water under a frond of stars. The still waters of your mouth under a thicket of kisses.”
Meg Ryan - Frannie Avery

Since there's a water scarcity on the island, we kind of abide by the “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down” policy.

Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“You Earthlings don't know how lucky you are. The only water we get on Mars has to be squeezed from rocks.”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Martin

“Nothing is as soft as water, yet who can withstand the raging flood?”
Jacqueline Kim - Lao Ma

“All life begins with water. So think of it this way, I'm givin' you life.”

Jon Voight - Mr. Sir

Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It's like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named "Crystal" something.
Ben Feldman - Richie

“Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Damn, she's gonna think I got that premature evacuation!”

Seth Green - Kenny Fisher