Water quotes

“No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.”

W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“- Fiona: The lawn's looking a little brown.
- Sam: You know we're supposed to be conserving water! We're in the middle of a drought!
- Fiona: Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Hilary Duff - Sam

“No, no, no. I don't travel by water, it's against my religion. I'm a land locked Hebrew!”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Randy: You like water?
- Jewel: I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world.
- Randy: Really? And what's your first most?
- Jewel: Fucking.”
Matt Dillon - Randy
Liv Tyler - Jewel

“- Gracie Hart: Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You're in big trouble.
- Eric Matthews: You look good wet.
- Gracie Hart: Shut up!”

Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews

“- Ronald Camp: I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Ace. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
- Ace Ventura: Be sure that you do! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed!”
Udo Kerr - Ronald Camp
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“Now let water finish what ice has begun.”
Christopher Eccleston - The Rider

“- Max: Dolphins are fish!
- Becca: No, they're not!
- Max: They live in water!
- Becca: That doesn't mean they're fish!”
Max Burkholder - Max
Hailey Noelle Johnson - Becca

“The five day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... the end of the world!”
Jay Leno - Fast Tony

“- Chuck Clarke: Take one sip at a time. That water has to last you about another 48 minutes.
- Lyle Rogers: Why, what happens then?
- Chuck Clarke: We run out of water.”

Dustin Hoffman - Chuck Clarke
Warren Beatty - Lyle Rogers

“The melaleuca tree. Beautiful to look at... but all it does is suck up the water around it until nothing is left. Everything dies around them.”
Isaiah Washington - Terence Bridge

“Water is powerful. It can wash away earth, put out fire, and even destroy iron.”
Michelle Yeoh - Mameha

“- Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
- Sam: Water.”
Julie Gonzalo - Shelby
Hilary Duff - Sam

“All right, you can have this one, but no more! Leave the can! Do you hear me?”

Lena Farugia - Dr. Ann Taylor

“- Garson Jones: Dumping toxic waste into the aquaduct does not, and will not, affect the water supply for this town.
- Mortimer Lutz: Right. Pretty soon we'll all be glowing in the dark along with that fool.”

Martin Landau - Garson Jones
Bill Osco - Mortimer Lutz

“- Billie Pike: Don't go in the water. It's gonna rain.
- Willard Young: So what?
- Billie Pike: If lightning strikes, we'll be fried like two bugs on a hot plate. That's what.”
Thora Birch - Billie Pike
Elijah Wood - Willard Young

“Aquariums make me super horny!”
Rob Schneider - Ula

“- Charlie B. Barkin: Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.
- Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red!
- Charlie B. Barkin: Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind.
- Itchy Itchiford: That's true, but this is green.”
Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin
Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford

“- Jim Parker: Isn't that - water up ahead?
- David Herdeg: No. This is a desert. And that's a mirage.
- Jim Parker: How much longer you think this mirage is gonna last?”

Bobby Di Cicco - Jim Parker
Michael Paré - David Herdeg

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“You think I'm going to swim all the way to Atlanta! I hate... the water. Hoist the anchor mates.”
Vincent Klyn - Fender Tremolo

- Grocer: Here's the new stuff, kid. Durazac 15. Makes Prozac seem like a decaf latte. Want a couple? I've got jars.
- Martin Q. Blank: I don't do that stuff anymore.
- Grocer: No wonder you got the shakes. And don't say "do it", because I don't "do it". I ingest it, on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be... (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Grocer
John Cusack - Martin Q. Blank

“I haven't seen it. And I've sailed further than most men have dreamed.”

Kevin Costner - Mariner

“Drop of water on thirsty tongue more precious than gold in purse.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“My mother always said my sister was like wood. As rooted to the Earth as a sakura tree. But she told me I was like water. Water can carve its way through stone. And when trapped, water makes a new path.”
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration