Water quotes
101 water quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
“No extra charge for the cold shower I hope.”
- From the movie: A Cinderella Story
“- Fiona: The lawn's looking a little brown.
- Sam: You know we're supposed to be conserving water! We're in the middle of a drought!
- Fiona: Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class.” - From the movie: Broadway Danny Rose
“No, no, no. I don't travel by water, it's against my religion. I'm a land locked Hebrew!”
- From the movie: One Night at McCool's
“- Randy: You like water?
- Jewel: I love it. It's actually my second favorite thing in the world.
- Randy: Really? And what's your first most?
- Jewel: Fucking.” - From the movie: Miss Congeniality
“- Gracie Hart: Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You're in big trouble.
- Eric Matthews: You look good wet.
- Gracie Hart: Shut up!” - From the movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- From the movie: The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
“Now let water finish what ice has begun.”
- From the movie: Daddy Day Care
“- Max: Dolphins are fish!
- Becca: No, they're not!
- Max: They live in water!
- Becca: That doesn't mean they're fish!” - From the animation: Ice Age: The Meltdown
“The five day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... the end of the world!”
- From the movie: Ishtar
“- Chuck Clarke: Take one sip at a time. That water has to last you about another 48 minutes.
- Lyle Rogers: Why, what happens then?
- Chuck Clarke: We run out of water.” - From the movie: Wild Things 2
“The melaleuca tree. Beautiful to look at... but all it does is suck up the water around it until nothing is left. Everything dies around them.”
- From the movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
“Water is powerful. It can wash away earth, put out fire, and even destroy iron.”
- From the movie: A Cinderella Story
“- Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
- Sam: Water.” - From the movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy II
- From the movie: The Being
- From the movie: Paradise
“- Billie Pike: Don't go in the water. It's gonna rain.
- Willard Young: So what?
- Billie Pike: If lightning strikes, we'll be fried like two bugs on a hot plate. That's what.” - From the movie: 50 First Dates
“Aquariums make me super horny!”
- From the movie: All Dogs Go to Heaven
“- Charlie B. Barkin: Hey, wait. That looks like a water main.
- Itchy Itchiford: Naw, water mains are green. This is red!
- Charlie B. Barkin: Itchy, you're color blind. You've always been color blind.
- Itchy Itchiford: That's true, but this is green.” - From the movie: The Philadelphia Experiment
“- Jim Parker: Isn't that - water up ahead?
- David Herdeg: No. This is a desert. And that's a mirage.
- Jim Parker: How much longer you think this mirage is gonna last?” - From the movie: Sling Blade
Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
- From the movie: Cyborg
- From the movie: Grosse Pointe Blank
- Grocer: Here's the new stuff, kid. Durazac 15. Makes Prozac seem like a decaf latte. Want a couple? I've got jars.
- Martin Q. Blank: I don't do that stuff anymore.
- Grocer: No wonder you got the shakes. And don't say "do it", because I don't "do it". I ingest it, on orders from my neurophysiologist. It's legal. In five years they'll be... (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Waterworld
“I haven't seen it. And I've sailed further than most men have dreamed.”
- From the movie: Charlie Chan in Egypt
“Drop of water on thirsty tongue more precious than gold in purse.”
- From the movie: Memoirs of a Geisha
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