Water quotes

“[pushes one kid in the water] Hey, don't pee in the water!
[pushes another kid in the water] Hey, don't drink the water, he peed in it!”
Tom Hodges - Lars

“Where any other person would die of thirst in a few days, they live quite contentedly in this desert that doesn't look like a desert. They know where to dig for roots and bugs and tubers, and which berries and pods are good to eat. And of course they know what to do about water.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“- Joshua: Here! Water lily!
- Lilia: My name is Lilia.
- Joshua: To me you are a lily, and I want water.
- Lilia: Joshua. Joshua, I thought you'd never come down.
- Joshua: Water before love, my girl.
- Lilia: Does it take the whole Nile to quench your thirst?
- Joshua: No, just your lips.”
John Derek - Joshua
Debra Paget - Lilia

“- Young Doyle: Leave Bud alone, mom!
- Doyle's Mother: [holding Bud Macintosh's head underwater] I'm teaching Bud how to hold his breath underwater.
[pulls Bud Macintosh's head out]
- Doyle's Mother: Much better, Bud! Now let's try for three minutes.”
Robbie Thibaut Jr. - Young Doyle
Patricia Hearst - Doyle's Mother

“You want to go on an expedition? Take a trolley to the Potomac and jump in! Maybe the cold water will clear your head.”

David Ogden Stiers - Fenton Q. Harcourt

“- Peter Vincent: First we need some holy water, and some communion wafers.
- Alex: Communion wafers? The stuff you get from the church? Am I going to hell for this?”

Roddy McDowall - Peter Vincent
Traci Lind - Alex

“- Neera: Kron, we've never gone this far without water: if we keep going like this, we'll lose half the Herd.
- Kron: Then we save the half that deserves to live.”
Julianna Margulies - Neera
Samuel E. Wright - Kron

“I want a room with water which is sometimes hot. If there's a bath to put it in, I wouldn't mind.”

Sir Sean Connery - Major Robert Dapes

“- Willie Scott: I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!
- Indiana Jones: Good!”
Kate Capshaw - Willie Scott
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Mark: You see? It has no waves.
- Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
[awkward silence]
- Mark: But this has no waves.”

Til Schweiger - Mark
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

“- Marina: The North Atlantic drift comes in here. That's warmish water from the Caribbean. That's why it's special here. There's stuff fetching up here all the way from the Bahamas.
- Oldsen: Oh, that's a long way.
- Marina: You swim?
- Oldsen: Not that far.”
Jenny Seagrove - Marina
Peter Capaldi - Oldsen

“- Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!
- Jesse Montgomery III: Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.”

John Toles-Bey - Mr. Pizzacoli
Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III

“You take water, for example. Sometimes it's water, sometimes it's ice. Sometimes it's steam, vapor. It's always the same old H2O. It only changes its properties. Your mother's like that. She's like water.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Marshall

“- Rachel: Lil, do we serve water with our whiskey?
- Lil: Only water I serve's got barley and hops in it. Hey everybody, do we serve water in this bar?”
Bridget Moynahan - Rachel
Maria Bello - Lil

“- Harry Lime: What's so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn't you? You left the water running. What's wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.
- Marv Merchants: Harry, it's our calling card!
- Harry Lime: Calling card.
- Marv Merchants: All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits!”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Vusi Madlazi: There's two things I never, ever buy: water and pussy.
- Black Hooker: Ha! Why's that?
- Vusi Madlazi: Because they both come free.”
Ice Cube - Vusi Madlazi
Tembsie Times - Black Hooker

“Humans avoid the deep Kalahari like the plague because man must have water to live.”
Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“- Will Sly: Beverly Sills, you mind if I smoke?
- Tom Sullivan: In the shower?
- Will Sly: I always smoke in the shower. I find it cuts down the risk of serious fire by about half.”

R.H. Thomson - Will Sly
Marc Singer - Tom Sullivan

“- Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
- Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!”
Corey Feldman - Mouth
Anne Ramsey - Mama Fratelli

“Keep you thoughts as pure as the water.”
Victor Wong - The Old Man

“Don't worry, Cowboy, a little water never hurt the penguins.”

“- Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
- Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.”
Bug Hall - Alfalfa
Zachary Mabry - Porky

“One day, something fell from the sky. Xi had never seen anything like this in his life. It looked like water, but it was harder than anything else in the world. He wondered why the gods had sent this thing down to the Earth.”

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“- Wilkie Ballou: Your theory's full of holes. It won't hold water!
- Inspector Charlie Chan: Sponge is full of holes. Sponge holds water.”
Richard Tucker - Wilkie Ballou
Warner Oland - Inspector Charlie Chan

“People without water will do anything!”
Bruce Vilanch - Wendon