Weapons quotes

Not every situation calls for your patented approach of "shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two".

Kevin Kline - President Grant

“Yes they had weapons! You think there's a script for fighting a war without pissing somebody off? Follow the rules and nobody gets hurt? Yes, innocent people probably died. Innocent people always die but I did not exceed my orders.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Childers

“You fools! Do you think with your crosses and your wafers you can destroy me? Me! You do not know how many men have come against me. I am the king of my kind! You have accomplished nothing, Van Helsing. Time is on my side.”

Frank Langella - Dracula

“- Nick Rael: Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.
- Amarante Cordova: It's the same as money.”
Tony Genaro - Nick Rael
Carlos Riquelme - Amarante Cordova

“They say that 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”
Eddie Izzard

“Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“- Morty: Why did you keep the gun?
- Gene: I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favorite.
- Morty: You better not let the other guns know you have a favorite.”
George Harris - Morty
Colm Meaney - Gene

“Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.”
Mark Wahlberg - Bob Lee Swagger

“So, what's the procedure when you have a gun to your head? What's the fucking procedure when you have a gun to your head?”

Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton

“I'm concerned about a Chinaman who thinks it's wise to come to a business transaction with automatic weapons. None of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here, in this country, it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it.”

Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“I don't react well to bullets.”
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan

“If you know what's good for you, take those weapons home and burn them! And then think... think of this country and of the law that makes it what it is. Think of a world crying for this very law! And maybe you'll understand why you ought to guard it.”
Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“- Terminator: The 12-gauge auto-loader.
- Pawn Shop Clerk: That's Italian. You can go pump or auto.
- Terminator: The .45 long slide, with laser sighting.
- Pawn Shop Clerk: These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't...” (continue)(continue reading)

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator
Dick Miller - Pawn Shop Clerk

“- Lt. Col. Hal Moore: I think you oughta get yourself an M-16.
- Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying on the ground.”
Mel Gibson - Lt. Col. Hal Moore
Sam Elliott - Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley

“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”

Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“- Rooster Cogburn: When's the last time you saw Ned Pepper?
- Emmett Quincy: I don't remember any Ned Pepper.
- Rooster Cogburn: Short feisty fella, nervous and quick, got a messed-up lower lip.
- Emmett Quincy: That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?
- Rooster Cogburn: Wasn't always like that, I shot him in it.
- Emmett Quincy: In the...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn
Jeremy Slate - Emmett Quincy

“- Ace Ventura: Don't kill me! Please! I'll never tell anyone, I swear... He's the one you want! Kill him!
- Dan Marino: No, kill him! He's the detective!
- Ace Ventura: No, kill him! He held the ball wrong, remember?! Come on, look at the guy!”

Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura
Dan Marino - Dan Marino

“If more guns make people safer, then America would be one of the safest countries in the world. It isn't. It's the opposite.”
Canadian - Himself

“- Joker: [the Joker brothers opening the door at a gunpoint] The fuck do you want?
- Day-Day: We came to borrow some sugar.
- Joker: Does this look like a fuckin' 7-Eleven to you homes? Do you see a Red-Dot on my Forehead my friend? Do you see an ATM in the corner that doesn't work? Do you? No, you don't so fuck you my friend. Get the fuck...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jacob Vargas - Joker
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Stanley Goodspeed: Well, there's a problem sir, he's got a gun!
- Ernest Paxton: What do you have, a fuckin' water pistol?”
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
William Forsythe - Ernest Paxton

“- Bennett: We heard shots. What happened?
- Paul Kersey: I sent them a message.”
Martin Balsam - Bennett
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?”
Lennie James - Sol

“- Kay: We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
- Jay: We ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...
- Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“That is strength, boy! That is power! The strength and power of flesh! What is steel, compared to the hand that wields it?”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“- Punk: Get outta the car, bitch, or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
- Donny Astricky: You gotta be shittin' me...
- Punk: Do I have shoot you, dammn it?
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
- Freb: Damn!
- Donny Astricky: You lazy, half-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car!...” (continue)(continue reading)

Chi McBride - Donny Astricky
James Duval - Freb