Weapons quotes

“You don't become a cop because you want to serve and protect. You join the force because they let you carry a gun and a badge. You do it because you get respect.”
Robert De Niro - Turk

“- Rapist #1: You know what this is?
- Cherry Darling: A gun...
- Rapist #1: It's simplicity itself: you see, you point it at what you wanta die, and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here, and the little bullet hits you right there! And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.”
Quentin Tarantino - Rapist #1
Rose McGowan - Cherry Darling

“The switchblade is undetectable through radar, infra red, even the human eye.”
Famke Janssen - Rachel

“No harm, no foul.”

August Zirner - Clay Derris

“Of all weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous. For I have suffered a mortal wound.”

Sam Riley - Colonel Fitzwilliam Darcy

“They got more guns in that part of the county than people.”
Debra Winger - Cathy Weaver

“- Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
- Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and... kazoom.”
Curly Howard - Louis
Frank Moore - Jacques

“Oh, yuck! There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. Guys, can you clean up the weapons once you finish your fight? Disgusting slobs.”
Taika Waititi - Korg

“Pulls to the left. You might consider using a round with a superior ballistic coefficient.”
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff

“- General Swanwick: What have they hit us with?
- Dr. Emil Hamilton: Looks like some kind of gravity weapon. It's working in tandem with their ship. Somehow they're increasing the Earth's mass clouding the atmosphere with particulates. Oh, my God. They're terraforming.
- Captain Carrie Farris: What's that?
- Dr. Emil Hamilton: Planetary...” (continue)(continue reading)

Harry Lennix - General Swanwick
Richard Schiff - Dr. Emil Hamilton

- Sommelier: I know of your past fondness for the German varietals, but I can wholeheartedly endorse the new breed of Austrians. Glock .34 and .26. Recontoured grips. Flared magwell for easier reloads. And I know you'll appreciate the custom porting. What's next?
- John Wick: I need something robust. Precise.
- Sommelier: "Robust. Precise."... (continue)(continue reading)
Peter Serafinowicz - Sommelier
Keanu Reeves - John Wick

“- Buford T. Justice: As you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
- 'Bandit': You've got your what in your hand?”

Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.”
Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“- Fairy Child: Where's daddy? What's he doing?
- Fairy: He is guarding our home, son. There has been a war, and this land is lost.
- Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, mommy?
- Fairy: Because they have weapons and technology. We just have love.”
Barbara Sloane - Fairy

“- Furious Styles: Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
- The Old Man: Why?
- Furious Styles: I'll tell you why. For the same reason that there is a liquor store on almost every corner in the black community. Why? They want us to kill ourselves.”
Laurence Fishburne - Furious Styles
Whitman Mayo - The Old Man

“A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it?”
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“- Pavel Upenskoy: You can use this?
- Mitchell Gant: I can use it.
- Pavel Upenskoy: Good. Don't, unless it's absolutely necessary.”

Warren Clarke - Pavel Upenskoy
Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant

“- Tally: Weapons on the floor!
- Holland March: This is not you. You're not a murderer!
- Jackson Healy: She just killed three people.
- Holland March: I know, but I'm saying, deep down.”
Yaya DaCosta - Tally
Ryan Gosling - Holland March
Russell Crowe - Jackson Healy

“- Natalya Simonova: Maybe I should take care of the transportation for our trip to Cuba.
- James Bond: Our trip?
- Natalya Simonova: Do you know how to disarm the weapon?
- James Bond: I suppose that depends on what kind of weapon you're talking about disarming.”
Izabella Scorupco - Natalya Simonova
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Q: Stun gas! Effective range, about five feet. Disorientates any normal person for about 30 seconds.
- James Bond: You don't find too many normal people in this business, Q.”
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“You keep supplying the guns, we'll keep killing the bad guys. God bless you.”

Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“Goes zero to 400 in three seconds, able to withstand a nuclear blast, armed to the teeth... Okay, that's pretty nice! And it's a hybrid.”

Steve Carrell - Dru

“- Eduardo: I am not afraid of your jelly guns.
- Dr. Nefario: Oh, this ain't no jelly gun, sunshine.”

Benjamin Bratt - Eduardo
Russell Brand - Dr. Nefario

“- Dr. Watson: Have you got your revolver with you?
- Sherlock Holmes: Yeah, sure. Here it is.
- Dr. Watson: Right, now I'm going to let you have some bullets for it. Try not to shoot yourself - at least, not until I give the signal.”
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes

“One more move and she gets a hole where she doesn't need one.”

Blackie Dammett - Walter Baylor