Weapons quotes

“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Hewitt: Your actions resulted in the injuries and death of unarmed civilians.
- Aaron Hallam: They had weapons.
- Hewitt: Well, that's the problem, you can't tell the sharks from the guppies any more.”
Mark Pellegrino - Dale Hewitt
Benicio del Toro - Aaron Hallam

“- Karen: What? What? What? What the hell are you doing with that gun?!
- John: I told you to wait, Karen! Where the hell were you?
- Karen: I was hungry - I went to get some Tofutti!
- John: Tofutti?!”
Demi Moore - Karen Simmons
Emilio Estevez - John Wisdom

“- Kelly Lake: Sir, Rules of Engagement?
- Captain Bill Rhodes: You will defend yourselves if you're fired upon, otherwise do not engage.”
Johnny Messner - Kelly Lake
Tom Skerritt - Captain Bill Rhodes

“- Fogell: What's it like to have a gun?
- Officer Michaels: It's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill someone.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell
Seth Rogen - Officer Michaels

“Dynamite? It's like wine, it only gets better with age.”
Tom Berenger - Lewis Gates

“Who do you think we are? We're not the Red Cross. We make weapons, things that kill people.”

James Cromwell - William Donohue

“I don't need a gun. Your obsession is my weapon.”

Jeff Bridges - Barney Cousins

“- Mary: Tax collectors are coming around here taking everything. We'll have nothing for the winter.
- Newton Knight: Girls, do you know how to shoot one of these?”

Kerry Cahill - Mary
Matthew McConaughey - Newton Knight

“I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.”
Michael Biehn - Corporal Hicks

“Why don't you think of this gun as a microphone? When it's not in your hand, you shut the fuck up. Okay?”

Bradley Cooper - Alex Dmitri

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Brooke McCarter - Paul
Corey Feldman - Edgar Frog

“- Bryan Mills: Do you know how to shoot?
- Kim: No.
- Bryan Mills: Then drive!”
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace - Kim

“The strongest weapon is the human mind...”
Dennis Chan - Xian Chow

“I just killed two people. I just took a spoon and pushed it through him. I swear to god I'm going to piss my pants Phoebe, I swear to god I'm going to piss my pants.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Mike Howell

“You're gonna have a double hole blown clear through you. Maybe ten minutes, maybe two hours. All you have to do is sit comfortable until I think it's the right time.”

Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus

“Daddy, can we go home now? I'm kinda tired from all the singin' and shootin'.”
Sarah Chalke - Katy Dudston

“- McCoskey: Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?
- Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.”

Clarence Felder - McCaskey
Taylor Negron - Milo

“- Indiana Jones: 11 o'clock! Dad, 11 o'clock!
- Professor Henry Jones: What happens at 11 o'clock?”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones

“- Efraim Diveroli: Jordanian customs seized our Berettas.
- David Packouz: What? Why?
- Efraim Diveroli: I don't fucking know, David! I dropped out of high school before they covered international diplomacy!”
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli
Miles Teller - David Packouz

“- Trudy: You are in a room and there is a gun on the table. The only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce. Only one of you can prevail. Do you pick up the gun, Joy?
- Joy: I pick up the gun.”
Isabella Rossellini - Trudy
Jennifer Lawrence - Joy

“Your weapons are indeed beautiful.”
Omar Sharif - Emir Beni-Zair

“- David Packouz: I thought you said that you sold like seized weapons to gun nuts on the internet.
- Efraim Diveroli: Not anymore. Now I only sell to one gun nut.
- David Packouz: Oh yeah? Which one?
- Efraim Diveroli: The U.S military, motherfucker!... Wanna do a bong hit?”
Miles Teller - David Packouz
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“Bullet is just eating everything, leaves, trees, ground, person. Eating them. Just making person to bleed everywhere.”
Abraham Attah - Agu

- FBI Director Womack: Just clippers, no scissors.
- Paul the Hotel Barber: No scissors, you've got to be kidding me, no scissors. I mean, did they tell Picasso "no brush"?
- FBI Director Womack: With scissors, this man could kill you.
John Spencer - F.B.I. Director Womack
Anthony Clark - Paul the Hotel Barber