Weapons quotes

“- Joe Stafford: You really believe your little story's gonna make a difference when there's a gun to our heads?
- Tony Mendez: I think my story's the only thing between you and a gun to your head.”
Scoot McNairy - Joe Stafford
Ben Affleck - Tony Mendez

“- John Lee: My father taught me how to shoot.
- Meg Coburn: Playing catch is so impersonal.”
Chow Yun-Fat - John Lee
Mira Sorvino - Meg Coburn

“Never met an American who didn't like guns.”
Jon Gries - Harvey

“- The Terminator: The T-1000 can't form complex machines. Guns and explosives have chemicals in them. Moving parts. It doesn't work that way, but it can form solid metal shapes.
- John Connor: Like what?
- The Terminator: Knives and stabbing weapons.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
Edward Furlong - John Connor

“Always count your bullets.”
Dwight Yoakam - Tyler Jackson

“- James Bond: [Q hands Bond a watch] What does it do?
- Q: It tells the time. Might help with your punctuality issues.
- James Bond: M's idea?
- Q: Precisely. Oh, one word of warning, the alarm is rather loud... if you know what I mean.”
Daniel Craig - James Bond
Ben Whishaw - Q

“How ironic, Tony! Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!”
Jeff Bridges - Obadiah Stane

“See how much more comfortable we are shooting stuff!”

Seth MacFarlane - Peter Griffin as Han Solo

“- Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?
- Tony Stark: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
- Steve Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself.”
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“Now, remember. You don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And, you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. No warning shots.”
Bill Thornbury - Jody

“It's no coincidence that the targets are shaped like single people and not couples.”
Ewen MacIntosh - Trainer Waiter - Shooting Range

“My good man, did you simply get carried away with your dramatic gesture, or are you pointing your weapon at me with lethal intention?”

Christoph Waltz - Dr. King Schultz

“- Matt Arnold: How about I shoot you in the hand?
- Jenny Herk: My first hand job.”
Ben Foster - Matt Arnold
Zooey Deschanel - Jenny Herk

“For reasons passing understanding, people do not relate guns to gun-related crime.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd

“- Mary the Teller: Give 'em the money!
- Actress in Bank: You would give them all your money and you won't cash a government check?
- Mary the Teller: Dear, they have a gun.”
Jessica Rains - Mary the Teller
Ann Risley - Actress in Bank

“We need to get bigger guns. Big fucking guns!”

Alastair Duncan - Det. Dick Durkin

“You think you're the only guy with a fucking gun?”
Mark Wahlberg - Chris Farraday

“- Ben: What is that?
- Augie: It's a bomb.
- Carter: What are you, the Taliban?”

Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
Joey Morgan - Augie Foster
Logan Miller - Carter Grant

“- Detective Mike Lowrey: All these guns in here, and don't none of y'all got no bullets?
- Tito Vargas: I got one, in my hip!
- Syd: Oh God, he's hit!”

Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey
Reynaldo Gallegos - Tito Vargas
Gabrielle Union - Syd

“- Della Churchill Leiter: Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake.
- James Bond: I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.”
Priscilla Barnes - Della Churchill Leiter
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“- Benji: She tried to shoot me!
- Ethan Hunt: That doesn't make her a bad person.”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“One man, one bullet.”
Melita Jurisic - The Vuvalini

“Shoot yourself in the head. Might as well get it over with now. Because you walk around with a gun, sooner or later, it's gonna happen anyway. No rewind. No going out for popcorn and coming back to the show. It's just you with that gun in your hand, stupid look on your face, and your hash all over the wall.”

Liam Neeson - Matt Scudder

“- James Bond: I like you better without your Beretta.
- Severine: I feel naked without it.”

Daniel Craig - James Bond
Bérénice Marlohe - Severine

“I wanted to marry her when I saw the moonlight shining on the barrel of her father's shotgun.”
Eddie Albert - Ali Hakim