Weapons quotes

“- Royce: Please stop doing that! You are shooting at the wrong people.
- Nikolai: How do I know?
- Royce: Because otherwise we wouldn't be having this conversation.”
Adrien Brody - Royce
Oleg Taktarov - Nikolai

“You can't see it... you can't feel it... and you can't taste it. But it's here, right now, all around us! It's goin' through you like an X-ray! Right into your cells! What do you think killed all these animals?”

Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein

“- Seaman Beaumont - USS Dallas: Won't he hear us?
- Seaman Jones: Not if we stay in his baffles, Seaman Beaumont. Not if we stay in his baffles. Come up right behind his propellor and he'll be deaf as a post!”
Ned Vaughn - Seaman Beaumont - USS Dallas
Courtney B. Vance - Seaman Jones

“A laughing woman is disarmed, you can do what you like.”
Julien Carette - Marceau, le braconnier

“You have kids, you have guns, you have grandpas.”
Jason Bateman - Jason Smith

“- Cage: I'm not a soldier.
- Rita: Of course not. You're a weapon.”
Tom Cruise - Cage
Emily Blunt - Rita

“- Tatiana: I hear guns outside.
- Oscar Grant: You know what, baby? Those are just firecrackers. You'll be safe inside, with your cousin.”
Ariana Neal - Tatiana
Micheal B. Jordan - Oscar Grant

“- George: Told you a squirt gun wouldn't work.
- Mike: A squirt gun would've worked - you didn't have to fill it!”

Ricky Jay - George
Joe Mantegna - Mike

“We of the Conservative government think that it's appalling to spend billions on nuclear weapons if they're not going to be used.”
Peter Cook - Sir Mortimer Chris

“I'm gonna shock the world by spreading ca-ca all over the place. Guangzhou is a chemical weapons plant masquerading as a fertilizer plant. We know this. The Chinese know that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the Chinese make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.”
Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane

“- Jules Winnfield: I hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time I've had a gun pointed at me.
- Pumpkin: You don't take your fucking hand off that case, it'll be your last.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
Tim Roth - Pumpkin

“- Drillbit Taylor: You'd be surprised, anything can be turned into a weapon of mayhem or destruction.
- Emmit: Even a puppy?
- Drillbit Taylor: Especially a puppy. The Germans used em' in World War I. De Hundin Schtorman, Lightning Dog. They'd attach dynamite to them.”
Owen Wilson - Drillbit Taylor
David Dorfman - Emmit

“One man with gun has more authority than whole army without ammunition.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Lucy Gennaro McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind. You shot yourself!
- John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Okay, drop it!
[Deputy Sheriff Duncan Homolka drops a donut]
The gun, goddammit!”

Woody Harrelson - Mickey Knox

“We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.”
Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

"I've been hanging out with the wrong crowd. Which one of them screwed me? Was it the man my daddy's friends delivered a lot of weapons to? Was it that group of religious fundamentalists who visited my state when I was governor? Or was it the Saudis? Damn, it was them".

Michael Francis Moore - Narrator

“How many people are killed by guns each year? In Germany; 381. In France; 255. In Canada; 165. In the United Kingdom; 68. In Australia; 65. In Japan; 39. In the United States; 11,127.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Andrews: We have some carving knives in the abattoir, a few more in the mess hall. Some fire axes scattered about the place - nothing terribly formidable.
- Ripley: That's all?
- Andrews: We're on the honor system.
- Ripley: Then we're fucked.”
Brian Glover - Andrews
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley

“Two things you can't take back on this job, kid. Bullets out of your gun, and words out of your mouth.”
Jack McGee - Lt. Quincannon

“Nick, I like you like this. You and your prom date both having weapons. That way I don't have to kill an unarmed couple. Not my style.”
John C. McGinley - Davis "Rig" Lanlow

“- George Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
- Gun Salesman: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
- George Kuffs: Got one that holds more?
- Gun Salesman: No.
- George Kuffs: I'll take two.”

Christian Slater - George Kuffs
Roger Rook - Gun Salesman

“- Dutch: It's an 88 Magnum.
- Danny Vermin: It shoots through schools.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin
Mark Jantzen - Dutch

“How many bullets are left in this gun, Nick? Enough for Morgan? For my father? For everybody else who doesn't fit in your turf?”
Kim Richards - Frankie Croyden