Weapons quotes

“- Vic Deakins: You just saved me 3 million dollars. I owe you one.
- Terry Carmichael: Shoot yourself. We'll call it square.”
John Travolta - Vic Deakins
Samantha Mathis - Terry Carmichael

“Guns are easy to get... I can make a phone call and get a gun. Anybody can get a gun, Otis.”
Michael Rooker - Henry

“Only a certain kind of woman wears a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh.”

Daniel Craig - James Bond

“A sword by itself rules nothing. It only comes alive in skilled hands.”
Sihung Lung - Sir Te

“- Lucky Ned Pepper: Most girls like to play pretties, but you like guns do you?
- Mattie Ross: I do not care a thing about guns, if I did, I would have one that worked.”
Barry Pepper - Lucky Ned Pepper
Hailee Steinfeld - Mattie Ross

“Mr. President, please stand by while authority for this procedure is confirmed by eye print check. If confirmation is not authenticated within 8 seconds, the base will be sealed. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Thank you. Presidential authority is confirmed for change of test procedure. Dummy warheads will be replaced by a W-80 thermonuclear device....” (continue)(continue reading)
Amy Irving - Female Computer Eye Scan Voice

“- Federale Officer: You're the boss.
- Machete: No. [pulls out a machete] This is the boss.”
Vic Trevino - Federale Officer
Danny Trejo - Machete

“- Leigh Anne Tuohy: I'm a member of the N.R.A. and I'm always packing.
- Alton: Whatchu packin? .22? A little Saturday night special?
- Leigh Anne Tuohy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of the week too.”
Sandra Bullock - Leigh Anne Tuohy
Irone Singleton - Alton

“Meyer, from now on, you and me gotta agree. So if I start getting a swelled head, just shoot me. It'd be a lot less painful.”

Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“I'm sorry. I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with. Like this axe I saw you looking at.”

Shawnee Smith - Amanda

“When a large nuclear device is airburst at high altitude, a lot of electrical disruption can be created, principally with radios, communication systems, electrical wires, computers, cars, transistors. Of course, it's all theoretical. It's never happened before. In short, very little electricity.”
Lin McCarthy - Dr. Austin

“You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero.”

Terry Crews - Hale Caesar

“- Don Diego de la Vega: Do you know how to use that thing?
- Alejandro Murrieta: Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.
- Don Diego de la Vega: [sighs] This is going to take a lot of work.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Don Diego de la Vega
Antonio Banderas - Alejandro Murrieta

“- Soap: Little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dexter Fletcher - Soap
Jason Flemyng - Tom
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon

“- John W. Creasy: The gunshot holds no fear, say it.
- Lupita Ramos: The gunshot holds no fear.
- John W. Creasy: You welcome the sound. In fact it's the sound that sets you free. You are a prisoner on this block until that sound sets you free.”

Denzel Washington - John W. Creasy
Dakota Fanning - Lupita Ramos

“When you fuck with guns shorty, it's always the coolest nigga who fucks around and get murdered.”
Nas - Sincere

“- Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
- Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
- Trent: Anaheim.
- Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.”
Jon Favreau - Mike
Patrick Van Horn - Sue
Vince Vaughn - Trent

“- Alana: Is your sword for hire?
- Talon: I hope so.”
Kathleen Beller - Alana
Lee Horsley - Talon

“This is not a weapon!”

Jena Malone - Mary

“You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno!”
Jon Stewart - Enhancement Smoker

“- Jean Villeneuve: [to the slave Occam] Here. A proper musket for you.
- Dan Scott: I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't like the idea of giving muskets to slaves.
- Jean Villeneuve: Your sense of freedom is as pale as your skin.”
Tchéky Karyo - Jean Villeneuve
Donal Logue - Dan Scott

“- James Bond: There are a few things I'd like to check out first, sir. That sniper, for instance.
- M: Yes. I've read Saunders report. You jeopardized the entire mission to avoid shooting a beautiful girl.
- James Bond: Not exactly, sir. I took a split second decision. It was instinct.”
Robert Brown - M
Timothy Dalton - James Bond

“Which bullet has my name on it? The first or the last?”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Captain Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: A Bird-of-Prey cannot open fire when she's cloaked!
- Captain Spock: All things being equal, Mr. Scott, I would agree with you. However, all things are not equal. This one can.”
James Doohan - Scotty
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- Agent 99: You don't have a gun.
- Maxwell Smart: I did until you took it!
- Agent 99: Bang, you're dead!
- Maxwell Smart: No, I'm not.
- Agent 99: Bang, you're dead!
- Maxwell Smart: Stop shooting me.
- Agent 99: You are dead. Bang, bang, bang.”
Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart