Weapons quotes

“- Tom Cody: Ey, you always walk around packed, huh?
- McCoy: I told you, I'm a soldier.
- Tom Cody: Yeah, well don't go pointin' that thing at me, I wouldn't like it.
- McCoy: I don't go pointin' it unless I'm gonna use it.
- Tom Cody: Yeah. Right.”
Michael Paré - Tom Cody
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“- Harley Stone: Have you been following me?
- Thrasher: Damn right he has! Paranoid people with guns are a menace to society!
- Harley Stone: You'd be paranoid too if you had a dipshit like this following you!”

Rutger Hauer - Harley Stone
Alun Armstrong - Thrasher

“I'm more interested in something that'll take the head off a honky at 20 paces!”

Gail Neely - Eleanor 'Mama' Washington

“Some thoughts have a certain sound, that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion, you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Paul Atreides

“I figured them guns were killing hundreds, maybe thousands, and there weren't nothing anybody could do, but to stop them guns. And that's what I done.”

Gary Cooper - Alvin C. York

“- James St. James: With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing?
- Carl Taylor: It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.”

Emilio Estevez - James St. James
Charlie Sheen - Carl Taylor

“- Sonny: Them fuckin' guns is loaded?
- G Money: Man, do you keep a car in the garage without no gas in it?”

50 Cent - Sonny
Omar J. Dorsey - G Money

“- Trish: Christ, do you think they even have a phone?
- Darry: I'm guessing no phones and a lot of guns.”

Gina Philips - Trish
Justin Long - Darry

“- The Cowboy: Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.
- Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.”
Steve Railsback - The Cowboy
John Candy - Frank Dooley

“What is your weapon... your weapon, man, your weapon? What keeps you alive and makes the other guy die? What is your weapon? It's your brain Mr Pike, your noggin your noodle, your smarts, your gray matter, your poise under fire, your wits, when all about you are losing theirs. I think you came to this party unarmed Mr Pike.”
Samuel L. Jackson - West

“With weapons like mine and authorization like yours, we can do some serious damage.”
Brad Dourif - Jack Dante

“I may not know kung fu, but I'm an expert in gun fu.”
Fred Williamson - Cal

“- Policeman: That is a lethal weapon, that is.
- Violet Kray: Housework is a lethal business, Constable.”

“Chemical firms don't give a shit… that napalm sticks to kids!”
Louis Gossett Jr. - Sgt. Emil Foley

“How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”
Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun.”
Michael Clarke Duncan - Frankie Figs

“- Terry Corrigan: I'll bet I know who you are. You're Mr. Goldstein's replacement. Terry Corrigan, biology.
- Andrew Norris: Andy Norris, music. What's the gun for?
- Terry Corrigan: Where have you been teaching lately?
- Andrew Norris: Lately? Nowhere.
- Terry Corrigan: It figures.”
Roddy McDowall - Terry Corrigan
Perry King - Andrew Norris

“Keep it in your suit unless I tell you to take it out. Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard

“- Wyatt Donnelly: Gary, where the hell do you get that thing?
- Gary Wallace: It's a squirt gun, man.
[suddenly, there's a loud bang and a chandelier crashes to the ground. Both Gary Wallace and Wyatt Donnelly look terrified]”
Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly
Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace

“- Female Highway Patrol Officer: Looks like we found something.
- Big John: What's that?
- Female Highway Patrol Officer: A concealed weapon.”

Leilani Sarelle - Female Highway Patrol Officer
Fred Thompson - Big John

“Vehicle of my own design; 5,000 gallons of heated dip, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Toon Town will be erased in a matter of minutes.”

Chris Lloyd - Judge Doom

“- Abernathy: You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
- Kim: And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped.”
Rosario Dawson - Abernathy
Tracie Thoms - Kim

“You see this knife? I'm gonna teach you to speak English with this fucking knife!”
Daniel Day-Lewis - Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting

“- Bret Maverick: I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles...
- Annabelle Bransford: You're babbling.
- Bret Maverick: No I wasn't.”
Mel Gibson - Bret Maverick
Jodie Foster - Annabelle Bransford

“- Dale Doback: Why do you have Randy Jackson's autograph on a martial arts weapon?
- Brennan Huff: 'Cause I bumped into him and all I had on me was this samurai sword. And you're not gonna not get Randy Jackson's autograph, right?
- Dale Doback: I would've done the exact same thing.”
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback
Will Ferrell - Brennan Huff