Weapons quotes

“- Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
- James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up.”
Madonna - Verity

“Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!”

Eddie Murphy - Maximillian

“Clearing these stumps for pastureland has always been a chore. In the past I've always used nitro or dynamite. But this new primacord explosive I can practice my roping with the same thing that blows the stumps away.”
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron

“- Captain Logan: When you've been cops this long, you are not fit for anything else. What are you gonna do, open a bar?
- Ray Hughes: We're looking for some new career challenges.
- Danny Costanzo: Yeah, something with a future.
- Captain Logan: Show me another career they let you shoot people.”
Dan Hedaya - Captain Logan
Gregory Hines - Ray Hughes
Billy Crystal - Danny Costanzo

“- Sarah: I don't believe in guns.
- Gun Expert: Well, ya know, you don't know what it's like until you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson.”
Alanna Ubach - Sarah
Ed Lauter - Gun Expert

“For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. [points to his sword]”
William Smith - Conan's Father

“You want me to use my influence as a journalist to debate the right to bear arms with you, because you've got a gun pointed at me?”
Jonathan Scarfe - Bill Tollman

“- Reverend Smalls: Who the hell are you?
- Gus: I'm the guy that's here to collect the money.
- Reverend Smalls: Give me your gun!
- Gus: I don't have one!
- Reverend Smalls: You've come to get money from me and you ain't packing?”
Mitchell Mullen - Reverend Smalls
Simon Pegg - Gus

“I go to church on Sunday and to prayer meetings three times a week, but when I put on my holster, I put God out of my mind.”
Raymond J. Barry - Captain Fred Gaffney

“- Major Robert Dapes: It's a girl! I want to question her.
- Captain Raphael Ramirezrez: Yes. First you, then she is 'questioned' by the sergeant and each of the men as many times as possible, and then two or three days later she is taken and shot. It would be much kinder to shoot her now.”

Sir Sean Connery - Major Robert Dapes
Héctor Elizondo - Captain Raphael Ramirez

“- Vanessa Kensington: Did you use protection?
- Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
- Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?”
Liz Hurley - Vanessa Kensington
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“The old man's still an artist with a Thompson.”
Lanny Flaherty - Terry

“Hand over my gun! Jesus Christ every 12-year-old in this shit hole is carrying a Kalishnikov and i have to hand over my fucking gun!”

Neal McDonough - Max Archer

“- Tom O'Meara: I've fired my gun four times on the street. Four times in 23 years.
- Rory: You pick up a gun, sooner or later, someone gets a bullet.”
Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“I know what you're thinking. Mine's bigger than yours, right? It's not fair.”

Steven Seagal - Mason Storm

“- Elliott Marston: [referring to his own weapon] An experimental weapon with experimental ammunition.
- Matthew Quigley: You could call it that.
- Elliott Marston: Let's experiment.”
Alan Rickman - Elliott Marston
Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley

“- Gov. Eleanor Grant: Wait a minute, I know you. You're from the elevator.
- Gene Watson: That's right.
- Gov. Eleanor Grant: You were very nervous.
- Gene Watson: Guns tend to make me very nervous.”

Marsha Mason - Governor Eleanor Grant
Johnny Depp - Gene Watson

“- Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
- Bill Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.”
Gene Hackman - Little Bill Daggett
Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

“- Ripley: Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the stone age.
- Aaron: No need to be sarcastic.”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Ralph Brown - Aaron

“The kids are wonderful and bright. You should see the creative ways they smuggle weapons past the metal detectors.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“There are over three hundred bullet holes in this building. Colonel Childers didn't open fire, he returned fire. And he waited until after three of his Marines were dead and another lay mortally wounded. He waited until he was personally under heavy fire. He waited until he saw that crowd holding weapons, only then did he order his men to return...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tommy Lee Jones - Hodges

“Never point a gun at anyone, unless you mean to shoot him. And if you shoot him, you better make sure he's dead. Because if he isn't dead, he's gonna get up and try to kill you.”
John Getz - Ray

“A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot.”
David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe

“I don't want to hurt anyone. But unfortunately you happen to be standing right where my gun's about to go off.”
Richard Joseph Paul - Zack Stone

“AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie