Weapons quotes

“The tanks have been wiped out by a wall of flames. Neither man nor his machines are able to stop this creature.”

Raymond Burr - Steve Martin

“How can you shoot a guy taking a dump? That's sacred. That's like shooting a man in church.”

Amaury Nolasco - Detective Cosmo Santos

“- Alexa Woods: Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
- Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
- Alexa Woods: Then why bring it?
- Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, then need it and not have one.”
Sanaa Lathan - Alexa Woods
Agathe de La Boulaye - Adele Rousseau

“- Major Robert Dapes: Why were those people shot?
- Captain Raphael Ramirez: Perhaps they tried to escape.
- Major Robert Dapes: From what?
- Captain Raphael Ramirez: From being shot.”
Sir Sean Connery - Major Robert Dapes
Héctor Elizondo - Captain Raphael Ramirez

“The first and most important rule of gun-running is to never get shot with your own merchandise.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Welcome to Canada.
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: Hold it right there, Canuck!
- RCMP Officer at Headquarters: Who are you?
- Sheriff Bud Boomer: I'm your worst nightmare. I'm a citizen with a constitutional right to bear arms!”
Steven Alexander Wright - RCMP Officer at Headquarters
John Candy - Sheriff Bud Boomer

- Jack: So how'd they get out?
- Joan: What?
- Jack: In "The Savage Secret".
- Joan: Oh. Um... Jesse had a knife hidden in his boot. You wouldn't happen to have a knife, would you?
- Jack: I'm not even wearing underwear.

Michael Douglas - Jack
Kathleen Turner - Joan

“You wanna go to medical school? Students there can always use something to learn on!”

Al Pacino - Starkman

“Don't make any sudden moves. Just because we're buying guns doesn't mean we didn't bring any.”
Sean Bean - Spence

“Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!”
Robert Mitchum - Philip Marlowe

“- Tommy Nowak: Now, if these people are going to stand here, pointing guns like this... I'm gonna ask you, are you an organ doner Alex?
- Alex: Nobody shoots!”
Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak
Michael Des Barres - Alex

“Turtle. He was my best buddy. Then his rifle backfired and blew his face off. We all learned a valuable lesson about weapon maintenance that day.”

Kieran Culkin - Igby

“What is the law? It's a gun pointed at somebody's head. All depends upon which end of the gun you stand, whether the law is just or not.”
Cary Grant - Leopold Dilg

“- Rowdy Abilene: Jade, how bad you hit?
- Jade: I've been better.”

Ronn Moss - Rowdy Abilene
Harold Diamond - Jade

“- Oz: Jimmy! Jimmy, don't shoot! It's me, it's Oz!
- Jimmy: I know.”

Matthew Perry - Oz
Bruce Willis - Jimmy

“Touch that gun, and I'll kill you!”
John Wayne - Rocklin

“- Willie: What if we get shot?
- Joe: What's the difference?
- Al: Willie, what's the difference?”
Lee Strasberg - Willie
George Burns - Joe
Art Carney - Al

“- Karen: What's the rifle for?
- Old Man Cadwell: That's for niggers.”
Jordan Ladd - Karen
Robert Harris - Old Man Cadwell

“You know, Sir, I do admire you, and I sure would like to touch the gun that's gonna kill Billy the Kid.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

- Brent Norton: The "Arrowhead project"? Well, you're a local, any idea what they do up there?
- David Drayton: Missile defense research, you know, I'm sure you've heard the stories.
- Brent Norton: I'm sure the woman at the laundry mat says that they have a crashed flying saucer up there with frozen alien bodies.
- David Drayton: Right, Ms.... (continue)(continue reading)
Andre Braugher - Brent Norton
Thomas Jane - David Drayton

“My name is Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I'll take the Glock.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jericho

“A bullet always tells the truth.”

Christopher Walken - Paul Rayburn

“If you can't accessorize, pulverize!”
Christina Ricci - Gwendy Doll

“I use the pen, because the pen is mightier than the sword. But you must always keep a sword handy for when the pen fails.”
John Nichols - Himself