Weapons quotes

“- Achilles: Play your tricks on me. But not on my cousin.
- Odysseus: You have your swords. I have my tricks. We play with the toys the gods give us.”
Brad Pitt - Achilles
Sean Bean - Odysseus

“- Cmndt. Eric Lassard: What's wrong with this man?
- Cadet Leslie Barbara: There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.”

George Gaynes - Eric Lassard
Donovan Scott - Leslie Barbara

“Selling a gun for the first time is a lot like having sex for the first time. You're excited but you don't really know what the hell you're doing. And some way, one way or another, it's over too fast.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

- Lisker: He must have... pulled a switch.
- Fulton Balcus: Brilliant. Do you realize what's at stake? The most powerful weapon ever conceived. A one-of-a-kind prototype, lost for centuries. And all you have for me is "he pulled a switch"?

Michael Berryman - Lisker
David Gale - Fulton Balcus

“- General Timms: What do you see?
- Hoover: People dead before their time.”

John Malkovich - General Timms
Nick Nolte - Hoover

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?”
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“- Reporter: Why would anyone want to own a Sherman tank?
- Zack: Because it's very hard to shoot yourself while you're cleaning it.”
James Garner - Zack

“- Tom O'Meara: What's the money for? I was thinking guns. I was thinking IRA.
- Rory: I need that money, Tom!
- Tom O'Meara: Why? So other eight-year-olds can watch their fathers gunned down in front of them?”
Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara
Brad Pitt - Rory Devaney

“- Travis: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?
- Beck: No guns.
- Travis: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.”
Seann William Scott - Travis
The Rock - Beck

“You listening to me? No warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit. You shoot to kill, or you don't shoot at all.”
Bill Thornbury - Jody

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): What did he mean when he said you owed him?
- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): We served together in '65. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life. Took a bayonet in the lungs.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): That was nice of him.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“You know these things are made of metal, right? Did you ever try and pick one up? You can't. You know why? Because it's made of metal, and metal's heavy. Very heavy. You don't believe me? Just try and pick one of these things up. You'll see. You'll wrench your back, that's what you'll do. Air isn't heavy, you know? This pile of junk is heavy....” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Masur - 2nd Lieut. Jerry Cimino

“- Chris Vaughn Sr.: No. I put my guns down a long time ago.
- Chris Vaughn: Come on. You're just being stubborn.
- Chris Vaughn Sr.: You and me both, boy.”

John Beasley - Chris Vaughn Sr.
The Rock - Chris Vaughn

“- Sgt. Maj. Rinaldi: We have one of their weapons here. I know it sounds crazy...
- Gen. Climet Wilson: That just might work if we can figure out how to make it work in time!
- David Gardner: Fuel! It needs fuel. Copper is what they use. I saw them onload this.”

Eric Pierpoint - Sgt. Maj. Rinaldi
James Karen - Gen. Climet Wilson
Hunter Carson - David Gardner

Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man? C'mon, Deckard. Show me what you're made of.
Rutger Hauer - Roy Batty

“A gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothing.”
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn

“- Jennings: Dr. Meadows, just for the record, I don't agree with any of this. Those people's lives are at stake.
- Dr. Meddows: Don't you think I know that? This isn't one of you text-book exercises, Mr. Jennings. This is an experiment in biological warfare, or hadn't you noticed? That organism is potentially the greatest breakthrough in weapons...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Axelrod - Jennings
Joe Seneca - Dr. Meddows

“That was clever of you grabbing that gun and shooting me right through the fuckin' knee, you little peckerhead!”
Mitch Pileggi - Horace Pinker

“I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century, but I'm just not digging the owner, so why don't you put those away? You're just not my type.”

Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman

“- John McClane: Captain Lorenzo?
- Carmine Lorenzo: Yeah.
- John McClane: John McClane.
- Carmine Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah. I know who you are. You're the asshole that's just broke seven FAA and five District of Columbia regulations, running around my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?
- John McClane: Self-defense.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane
Dennis Franz - Carmine Lorenzo

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
Mae West - Marlo Manners

“- Jedadiah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.
- Larry: Yeah. Keep shootin'. Nothing's gonna happen.
- Jedadiah: Now you know my shame. Jedediah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.”
Owen Wilson - Jedediah
Ben Stiller - Larry Daley

“- Gus: You shot me.
- Agent Hymes: That's the first true thing you've said yet.”
Simon Pegg - Gus
Jon Polito - Agent Hymes

“- Jack McDermott: Let me hold the gun.
- Henry Sikorsky: No.
- Jack McDermott: I let you sit in the front seat!”
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott
Chris Lloyd - Henry Sikorsky

“This gun can speak louder than words.”

Mark Roberts - Black Arrow