Weapons quotes

“Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.”
Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“If the most powerful weapons ever created are ever unleashed they will be fired not in anger, but fear.”
James Cromwell - President Fowler

“The blade isn't the only part of the sword.”
Liam Neeson - Godfrey de Ibelin

“If you want to dine with the devil, you need a long spoon!”

Jack Palance - Mercy

“Heresy is determined by which end of the sword you're at. Now don't be boring or I might have to sort a few of you out. Beowulf is good at that, sorting out the trouble makers.”

Arthur Dignam - Beowulf

“- Dr. Peter Elliot: You're some kind of criminal, aren't you?
- Captain Monroe Kelly: Aren't we all?
- Dr. Peter Elliot: No. I'm not a criminal, I'm a scientist.
- Captain Monroe Kelly: Scientist? I run a few guns. You sons of bitches ruin the world.”
Dylan Walsh - Dr. Peter Elliot
Ernie Hudson - Captain Monroe Kelly

“- Jonny: Here.
- Jude: Is that for me?
- Jonny: Yeah. It's loaded, be careful.
- Jude: Are we going tooled up?
- Jonny: Yeah. I'll show you how to use it on the way down. Don't point it at anyone you like, all right?”

Jonny Lee Miller - Jonny
Jude Law - Jude

“No guns, no bullets could ever kill me. That was my power. Now my time is over.”
Wes Studi - Geronimo

“Moses has words. Pharaoh has spears!”
Edward G. Robinson - Dathan

“- Watty Watts: I got two pieces of advice for you, small fry: Never believe a word anyone says... and never rob a store with a loaded gun. Never!
- Young Clerk: Yes, sir.
- Watty Watts: That way no one gets hurt.”

Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Wiley Wiggins - Young Clerk

Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a "Ghetto Blaster".

Desmond Llewelyn - Q

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: "How do we arm the other 11?".
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Mrs. Berman: When was the last time you even held a rifle? Do you even know which end the fucking bullets come out? Why, in your opinion, was it a good idea to challenge Marshall to a training exercise when you're Supply and he's Infantry?
- Colonel Berman: You're the one who told me I should go on the attack.
- Mrs. Berman: Right, I said...” (continue)(continue reading)
Elizabeth McGovern - Mrs. Berman
Ed Harris - Colonel Berman

“I left the Heston estate atop Beverly Hills and walked back into the real world. To an America living and breathing in fear where gun sales are now at an all record high.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“Give me the fuckin' knife. You wanna go around, buy a gun. Go like a white man.”

Robert Prosky - Billy Flynn

“- Antoine Laconte: Medieval weapons. I'm a collector. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
- Deuce Bigalow: I collect Canadian quarters. I've got about six of 'em.”
Oded Fehr - Antoine Laconte
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

“- Dr. Christmas Jones: The world's greatest terrorist running around with six kilos of weapons-grade plutonium can't be good. I gotta get it back, or someone's gonna have my ass.
- James Bond: First things first.”
Denise Richards - Dr. Christmas Jones
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“It's like an ICBM. You're never gonna use the fucker, but you sleep better at night knowing that you have one.”

Charlie Sheen - Ted Varrick

“My six-year-old son can shoot better! Do you call yourself an Imperial soldier?”

Takumi Bando - Captain Tanida

“- Bert: I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
- Paul: Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
- Bert: 'cause they're gay... I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill 'em either way.”
James DeBello - Bert
Rider Strong - Paul

“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”

Richard S. Castellano - Clemenza

My name's Snake. I don't like speech. I never even signed up for it. And I ain't got no hobbies, unless you call collecting-knives-and-putting-tattoos-across-the-foreheads-of-guys-I-don’t-like “hobbies”.
Jacob Vargas - Snake

“- Troy Davenport: Absolutely no weapons of any kind.
- Starletta: Why he look at us when he say that?”
William McNamara - Troy Davenport
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

- "Chocolate Chip" Charlie W. Hobbs: You are not thinkin' about goin' after it!
- David "Mo" Rutherford: I hope you got a gun on you, Charlie!
- "Chocolate Chip" Charlie W. Hobbs: How many times am I supposed to tell you my hands are lethal weapons?
- David "Mo" Rutherford: I hope you're right, 'cause if that thing tries to kill me, you kill me... (continue)(continue reading)
Garrett Morris - "Chocolate Chip" Charlie W. Hobbs
Paul Sorvino - David "Mo" Rutherford

“- Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
- Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.”
Marcus Chong - Tank
Keanu Reeves - Neo