Weapons quotes

“- Glasses: Can't get over the mistake you made. You've been set up, you know.
- The Driver: By a cop.
- Glasses: That's right. He's waiting for you right now at the wrong place. Me and my buddy don't want to show up. You two hot-shots have both been set up, haven't you? You know what always amazed me about you? A guy with your attitude - never...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joseph Walsh - Glasses
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver

“No American should find himself in a foreign land without a pistol.”
Sir Ian Holm - Tom Frost

“- Lieutenant Gorman: Look, we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
- Private Hudson: Is he fuckin' crazy?
- Private Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?”
William Hope - Lieutenant Gorman
Bill Paxton - Private Hudson
Ricco Ross - Private Frost

“Honor is not in the weapon. It is in the man.”

Donnie Yen - Jin Ke

“- Frank Fencepost: I got my Dad's .22.
- Wendel: McNaughton keeps that .44 in the back of his GTO.
- Frank Fencepost: Coyote, what do you got?
- Robert Coyote: I've got my fucking hands!”
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost
Robert Frank Pegahmagabow - Wendel
Selim Running Bear Sandoval - Robert Coyote

“- Buck Heller: Here is your gun.
- Adam Beckett: What? I've never used a gun before in my life. I mean, they scare me.
- Buck Heller: Come on, Beckett, don't be such a pussy. You don't know who's out there.”
Dan Aykroyd - Buck Heller
Zach Galligan - Adam Beckett

“- Richie Madano: What are ya gonna do? Shoot me? I'm outta bullets!
- Det. Gino Felino: Nope, but you see, those bullets could've saved you a lot of pain.
- Richie Madano: I like pain.”
William Forsythe - Richie Madano
Steven Seagal - Det. Gino Felino

The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, uh, people do." But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that.
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“- Jim: Look at my hand.
[raises hand and holds it level]
- Bart: Steady as a rock.
- Jim: [raises his other hand, which is violently trembling] Yeah, but I shoot with this one.”
Gene Wilder - Jim
Cleavon Little - Bart

“- Axel Foley: Yo, man! What's that for?
- Billy Rosewood: After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
- Axel Foley: Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood?”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley
Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood

“- Officer Seale: Bomb on American soil. That's a nightmare we always talked about. How do you think they got it here?
- Officer Oakes: You'd be surprised what you can send by air freight.”
Gabriel Macht - Officer Seale
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Officer Oakes

“- Dallas Grimmes: You got two seconds!
- Butt-head: Is that going to be enough time?”

Demi Moore - Dallas Grimes
Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“It was meant to be a quick means of transportation, but there was a little problem with the landings.”

Bernard Hill - Philos

“Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“My English teacher talked about this Russian guy who said that if you see a gun in the first half of a book, you can be sure it'll go off in the second half. Somebody was going to use that gun.”

Johnny Depp - Axel Blackmar

“- Security guard: Could you please remove any metallic items you may be carrying, keys, loose change...
[Neo opens his trench coat to reveal dozens of guns underneath]
- Security guard: Holy shit!
[Neo knocks the guard down and shoots the other guards]”

Luke Quinton - Security guard
Keanu Reeves - Neo

“Put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure, just start spraying.”

John Goodman - Bill Sanford

“- Jo Bob Priddy: Where's your gun, Elliott?
- Phillip Elliott: Freud says that guns are an extension of your dick, Jo Bob.”
Bo Svenson - Jo Bob Priddy
Nick Nolte - Phillip Elliott

“- Capt. Loomis Birkhead: Sir, you don't have any bombers here, do you, sir?
- Col. 'Madman' Maddox: Bombers? Son, if I had bombers I'd be bombin' the hell out of them right now!”
Tim Matheson - Capt. Loomis Birkhead
Warren Oates - Col. 'Madman' Maddox

“- Ordell Robbie: Is that what I think it is?
- Jackie Brown: What do you think it is?
- Ordell Robbie: I think it's a gun pressed up against my dick.
- Jackie Brown: You thought right. Now take your hands off from around my throat, nigga.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Pam Grier - Jackie Brown

“- Eddy: They're armed.
- Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
- Eddy: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Dexter Fletcher - Soap

“- General Bello: Major, tell me what your favorite weapon is, and I'll get it for you, whatever it is.
- Major Robert Dapes: Brains!”
Martin Balsam - General Bello
Sir Sean Connery - Major Robert Dapes

“- Major Peete: What the hell is this? Deliverance?
- Captain #1: You there! Are those weapons loaded?
- Vance: You bet, General! And so are we!
- Major Peete: You'll be shooting each other, you damn fool! You wanna get killed?
- Vance: I want that ape's head on the hood of my pickup!”

Jimmie Ray Weeks - Major Peete
Bernard Addison - Captain #1
Michael Forest - Vance

“Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, and I eat them guns for breakfast!”
Garrett Morris - "Chocolate Chip" Charlie W. Hobbs

“- Jason Bourne: Who am I?
- Conklin: You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.”
Matt Damon - Jason Bourne
Chris Cooper - Conklin