Weapons quotes

“GSW: that's what the hospitals call it: gunshot wound. Doctor has to report it to the police. That makes it hard for guys in my line to get what I call, quality health care.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.”
Don Johnson - Marlboro

“I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.”
Mary Steenburgen - Clara Clayton

“- Loc Dog: Having a gun doesn't give you any power. You wanna know where the real power is?
- Doo Rag: In the bullets!
- Loc Dog: No! In The books! See, Doo Rag, your mind - it is like a gun, and you wanna load it up with little... bitty... bullets... of knowledge.”
Marlon Wayans - Loc Dog
Isaiah Barnes - Doo Rag

“- Charles Townsend: Don't do this! Deep down, there must still be some good in you.
- Madison Lee: I was never good. I was great!”

John Forsythe - Charles Townsend
Demi Moore - Madison Lee

“Why'd you bring a gun here? What were you thinking? There are kids here.”

Edward Norton - Jack Teller

“- Bill Firpo: I'm tellin' ya, if I had a gun on me right now I'd go in there and take over that place.
- Dave Firpo: Bill, you wouldn't be angry if I were to tell you there might be guns in the trunk.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Jon Lovitz - Dave Firpo

“I don't like guns.”
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver

“If you're so foxy, and old Chief's so dumb, then why does that hound get the fox on the run? 'Cause he's got the hunter, and the hunter's got the gun. Kablaam! Elimination. Lack of education.”

Pearl Bailey - Big Mama

“- Picard: Isn't it amazing? This ship used to be a nuclear missile.
- Data: It is an historical irony that Dr. Cochrane would choose an instrument of mass destruction to inaugurate an era of peace.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard
Brent Spiner - Data

“Arm your agents, and not just with revolvers. If these gangsters want to use machine guns, then give your special agents machine guns, shot guns, tear gas, everything else! This is war!”

Addison Richards - Bruce J. Gregory

“Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”

Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley

“We're all scared, and why shouldn't we be? What do you think they're using in this war, water pistols?”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett

“- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Give this to your dad for me, it's a present, I don't need it anymore.
- Rianne Murtaugh: It's a bullet.
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Yeah, he'll know what it's for.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Traci Wolfe - Rianne Murtaugh

“- Rick Blaine: Remember, this gun is pointed right at your heart.
- Captain Louis Renault: That is my least vulnerable spot.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine
Claude Rains - Captain Louis Renault

“What you are feeling right now is the barrel of 357 combat magnum. This weapon can fell an elephant at a hundred yards, let alone a snake like you, at point blank... hah!”
JoBeth Williams - Cathy Palmer

"Shot in the back by Buford Tannen, over a matter of eighty dollars"? What kind of a future do you call that?

Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

- "Kit Carson" Holliday: What does pride got to do with guns?
- Jeb Stuart: The two things kind of come together down South. You can't pry them apart. Not even with guns.
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - "Kit Carson" Holliday
Errol Flynn - Jeb Stuart

“Revolvers, like this one, were given to the generals at the end of the civil war by their troops. The chambers were loaded with 5 gold plated bullets to symbolize the end of the destruction and death that set the country apart for 5 years.”
Max von Sydow - Director Lamar Burgess

“- Irwin Wayfair: These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from?
- Larry Benson: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job.
- Irwin Wayfair: They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?”

David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

“- Maguire: Come on, Nick. Escalante's waiting. He wants to give you a token of his government's friendship.
- Nick Frescia: What?
- Maguire: A gun. What can I say? He's Mexican.”

J. T. Walsh - Maguire
Kurt Russell - Frescia

“- Jack Ryan: Could you launch an ICBM horizontally?
- Skip Tyler: Sure. Why would you want to?”
Alec Baldwin - Jack Ryan
Jeffrey Jones - Skip Tyler

“That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood.”

Gary Farmer - Nobody

“- Lieutenant Valeris: We must inform Starfleet Command.
- Captain Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: Inform them of what? A new weapon that is invisible? Raving lunatics, that's what they'll call us. They'll say we're so desperate to exonerate the Captain we'll say anything.
- Captain Spock: And they would be correct. We have no evidence, only a theory...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kim Cattrall - Lt. Valeris
James Doohan - Scotty
Leonard Nimoy - Spock

“- Abdullah: I am a man of peace!
- Charles Remington: You sound like a man who wants to live.”

Om Puri - Abdullah
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington