Weapons quotes

“- James West: You know, you could put a gun on that.
- Artemus Gordon: Then where would I keep my pencil?”

Will Smith - James West
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon

“- Q: Right. Now pay attention 007. First, your new car. BMW Agile 54 with gears. All points radar. Self destruct system. And, naturally, all the usual refinements. Now, this I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
- James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
- Q: Need I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Desmond Llewelyn - Q
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- The Caller: You're in this position because you're not telling the truth.
- Stu: No, I'm in this fucking position because you have a gun!”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“- Angela: So, what's this for?
- Jack: It's uh... it's for shark fishing.”

Sandra Bullock - Angela
Jeremy Northam - Jack

“What are you gonna do, talk us to death?”

Max Elliott Slade - Jeffrey 'Colt' Douglas

“- M: What else do we know about the Janus syndicate?
- James Bond: Top flight arms dealers headquartered in St. Petersburg. First outfit to restock the Iraqis during the Gulf War. The head man's unreliably described. No photographs. The woman, Onatopp, is our only confirmed contact.”
Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- MacReady: Anyone messes with me... and the whole camp goes!
- Palmer: Don't argue with him!”

Kurt Russell - MacReady
David Clennon - Palmer

“- Camille Dixon: All we know was that Aunt Jewel was shot, period.
- Cora Duvall: But the gun was in her hand. She must have...
- Camille Dixon: Don't always go for the obvious. Just think!”
Glenn Close - Camille Dixon
Julianne Moore - Cora Duvall

- Ray "Bones" Barboni: You must be one of those quick-draw artists, the way you've got your gun down on your belt like that.
- Ronnie Wingate: Whatta you got there, a wop 9? Fuckin' Fiat of guns, always jammin' on you at the wrong time.

Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni
Jon Gries - Ronnie Wingate

“- Ace Levy: Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button, sir.
- Sgt. Zim: Cease fire. Put your hand on that wall trooper. Put your hand on that wall! The enemy can not push a button... if you disable his hand. Medic!”

Jake Busey - Ace Levy
Clancy Brown - Sgt. Zim

“- Nick Charles: Hey, would you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm a very timid fellow.
- Nora Charles: You idiot!
- Nick Charles: Alright, shoot! I mean, uh, what's on your mind?”

William Powell - Nick Charles
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

Xi saw a very strange-looking persona and he greeted him. The man didn't hear him. Xi said, "This is a funny stick. Did it grow on a tree?".

Paddy O'Byrne - Narrator

“C'mon you space-age piece of shit!”

Wesley Snipes - Simon Phoenix

“- Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I had one of those big iron things that go up and down. What do you call those things?
- Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
- Chicolini: You're welcome.”

Chico Marx - Chicolini
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly

“- Grace: Nice knife.
- Scott: Yeah. Got it off an East German fella.
- Grace: He give it to ya for a gift?
- Scott: No. As I recall, he was... rather reluctant to part with it.”
Johnny Messner - Grace
Val Kilmer - Scott

“- Castor Troy: We have something in common. We both know our guns.
- Sean Archer: What we don't have in common, is that I don't care if I live, and you do.”

Nicolas Cage - Castor Troy
John Travolta - Sean Archer

“You know if I wanted to get shot at everyday, I'd move my black ass to Los Angeles!”
Chi McBride - Cyrus

“Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it...”

Jason Lee - Syndrome

“- Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
- Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them three hours a day.
- Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl, mate.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom - Will Turner

“If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.”
Sir Sean Connery - Allan Quatermain

“Beware, there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some are ert.”
Hal Williams - Sgt. L.C. Ross

“You still have your gun, so use it. Just do me a favor, don't shoot it out the window.”

Jean Reno - Leon

“- Belle: I warn you, I know karate!
- Leon B. Little: I warn you, I know Winchester!”

Alexis Smith - Belle
Eli Wallach - Leon B. Little

“- Anakin Skywalker: When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.
- Padmé: Aggressive negotiations? What's that?
- Anakin Skywalker: It's negotiations with a lightsaber.”
Hayden Christensen - Anakin Skywalker
Natalie Portman - Padmé

“This is it! Don't get scared now!”

Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister