Weapons quotes

“Next time bring a clue, not a paintball gun.”
Claire Danes - Kate Brewster

“Steady. Don't fight the chair. Take your time. Watch your gun sight. Lead your targets. And above all, relax!”

Dan O'Herlihy - Grig

“- Jackie Brown: The money won't convict him, guns will.
- Max Cherry: You're rationalizing.
- Jackie Brown: That's what you do to go through with the shit you start, you rationalize. I can do it, Max, I know I can. I just can't do it without you.”

Pam Grier - Jackie Brown
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“- Barry: I knew it was a mistake to issue weapons. We're a government department, not a paramilitary unit!
- Derek: Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service!
- Ozzy: Wish we'd change that name!”
Pete O'Herne - Barry
Sir Peter Jackson - Derek
Terry Potter - Ozzy

“- Mitch Henessey: Jesus, old man, how many of those you got?
- Nathan: Three. One shoulder, one hip and one down here, right next to Mr. Wally, where most patdowns never reveal it, as even the most hardened federal agent is often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?
- Mitch Henessey: Yeah. What's the weather like on...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Mitch Henessey
Brian Cox - Nathan

“The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.”

Ben Kingsley - Cosmo

“- Walter Sobchak: I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
- The Dude: Yeah, waving the fucking gun around?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.
- The Dude: Will you just take it easy?
- Walter Sobchak: Calmer than you are.”
John Goodman - Walter Sobchak
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Harry Callahan: Not bad.
- Horace King: Not bad, my ass! You've got to strain the remains for the fingerprints.
- Harry Callahan: Well, this is the .44 Magnum Auto-Mag and it hold a 300-grain cartridge. And, if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints.”

Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan
Albert Popwell - Horace King

“- West Indian Archie: Now you're outfitted. You ready to tackle the streets?
- Malcolm X: Yeah, I'm ready. Let them come.”

Delroy Lindo - West Indian Archie
Denzel Washington - Malcolm X

Didn't I tell you? We don't use that "bang bang" stuff. Your mind and your body become your weapon. That's what your new pal Chiun is going to teach you.

J.A. Preston - Conn MacCleary

“It does not take a sword and stone to make a hero.”
Joss Ackland - King Arthur

“Now sometime before morning, I'm going to let off both barrels of this shotgun right at you. I don't know just what time it'll happen... whenever my finger gets to itching too much.”

Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus

“- Rory Breaker: What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
- Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.”
Vas Blackwood - Rory Breaker
Steven Mackintosh - Winston

“- Captain Carter: James, are you sure you know what you're doing?
- James Bond: Well, there has to be a first time for everything.”

Shane Rimmer - Captain Carter
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Governor Ratcliffe: Go get him, for heaven's sake!
- Lon: What if we run into the Indians?
- Governor Ratcliffe: That's what guns are for. Now arm yourselves and get moving!”

David Ogden Stiers - Governor Ratcliffe
Joe Baker - Lon

“I feel bigger with a trigger.”
Adam Ant - Dorian Michael 'Mick' Duran

When I was a young boy... my granddaddy, who had been a professional bounty hunter, he said to me, "Watty, only two things you need in life to get by on this planet: Love and a 45".
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“Wait a minute, this is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?”
Wesley Snipes - Simon Phoenix

“I guess that it's true. Guns don't kill people. You think... you think maybe knives do.”

Eric Mabius - Alex Corvis

“Harley, if you were shooting for shit you wouldn't get a whiff!”
Don Johnson - Marlboro

“We've got some big guns and some big-big guns but I'm afraid I'm all out of big-big ammo!”
John Lithgow - George Henderson

“- Archibald Cunningham: If I had to slaughter an ox, your grace, a Claymore would be my first choice.
- Will Guthrie: You'd best use a musket. Save the beast a slow dying.
- Archibald Cunningham: I would not need a musket for you, Guthrie.”
Tim Roth - Cunningham
Gilbert Martin - Guthrie

“Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine.”
Larry Ferguson - Chief of the Boat

“- Frank Bannister: You are such an asshole.
- Milton Dammers: Yes I am. I'm an asshole... with an Uzi.”
Michael J. Fox - Frank Bannister
Jeffrey Combs - Milton Dammers

“You have no need for your weapons with me, Gurney Halleck.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Paul Atreides