Weapons quotes

“A .475 Wildey Magnum is a shorter version of the African big game cartridge. It makes a real mess.”
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“It's like disarming Germany.”

Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in this club. At the bottom of this elevator there is a coat check girl and, if we are lucky, a man to check weapons.
- Trinity: And if we are unlucky?
- Seraph: Then there will be many men.”

Collin Chou - Seraph
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity

“- Michael Felgate: This is probably a stupid question, but is this going to hurt?
- Frank Vitale: No. You won't feel a thing.”

Hugh Grant - Michael Felgate
James Caan - Frank Vitale

“- Pete Vaughn: You know, Poppa's still got your gun locked up in the garage. Think you could teach me how to shoot?
- Chris Vaughn: I figured that would be scrap metal by now, Dad.
- Chris Vaughn Sr.: No. I'm still hoping you'll melt that thing down on your own.”
Khleo Thomas - Pete Vaughn
The Rock - Chris Vaughn
John Beasley - Chris Vaughn Sr.

“Anger was our best weapon that day.”

Buffy Sainte-Marie - Kate Bighead

“The end of The Cold War was the beginning of the hottest time in arms dealing, the arms bazaar was open, guided missiles, unguided missiles, mortars, mines, armored personnel carriers whole tank divisions. The most sophisticated fighting machines built for a war that never happened.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
- Clark: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I..
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun!”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“I just think all elementary schools should have a firing range. How else will the children learn to defend themselves?”
Rachel Roberts - Simone

“- Karl Westover: I killed a fella back in Texas. A big damn fella too.
- Barbarosa: Well, old Sam Colt makes everybody just about the same size.
- Karl Westover: I didn't shoot him. I hit him with a tree limb.”
Gary Busey - Karl Westover
Willie Nelson - Barbarosa

“You shouldn't kiss a girl when you're wearing that gun... leaves a bruise.”

Claire Trevor - Helen Grayle

“Release the secret weapon!”
Madeline Kahn - Gussie Mausheimer

“[Mitzuko and Jun hear a loud noise outside]
- Mitzuko: Was that a gun?
- Jun: Probably. This is America.”

Yûki Kudô - Mitsuko
Masatoshi Nagase - Jun

“A blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. Really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me, you sigh.”

Perry Benson - Perry 'Fat Alan'

“- Lt. Gabriel Cash: How come yours is bigger than mine?
- Lt. Raymond Tango: Genetics.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lt. Raymond Tango
Kurt Russell - Lt. Gabriel Cash

“- Anthony: If anybody should be scared around here, it's us: We're the only two black faces surrounded by a sea of over-caffeinated white people, patrolled by the triggerhappy LAPD. So you tell me, why aren't we scared?
- Peter: Because we have guns?
- Anthony: You could be right.”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter

“- Joe Moore: Why doesn't he shoot me?
- Fran Moore: That's the deal.
- Joe Moore: He ain't gonna shoot me?
- Fran Moore: No.
- Joe Moore: Then he hadn't ought to point a gun at me. It's insincere.”
Gene Hackman - Joe Moore
Rebecca Pidgeon - Fran Moore

“- Caesar: My name is Caesar. Mr. Nivens asked me to stop you. I must request you not move.
- Billy Caufield: Put that thing away, you hold it like a goddamn doorman.
- Caesar: I am the doorman.
- Billy Caufield: Then get us a cab.”

Robert Weil - Caesar
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Wes Luger: York was a friend of mine. She was onto something. I think that's what got her killed.
- Capt. Doyle: You don't think it was the bullets?”

Samuel L. Jackson - Wes Luger
Frank McRae - Capt. Doyle

“- Anakin Skywalker: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you?
- Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that?
- Anakin Skywalker: I saw your laser sword. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon.
- Qui-Gon Jinn: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him.
- Anakin Skywalker: I don't think so. No one can kill a Jedi.
- Qui-Gon Jinn: I wish that were so.”
Jake Lloyd - Anakin Skywalker
Liam Neeson - Qui-Gon Jinn

“- Karin Carter: Is that a real gun?
- Lt. Parker Barnes: Yes it is.
- Karin Carter: Did you have to shoot anybody?”

Kaley Cuoco - Karin Carter
Denzel Washington - Lt. Parker Barnes

“Guess what. No gun. Oh well. Guns don't work in the dark, anyway. But I do have something that does.”

Scott Glenn - David Eckhart

“- Parker: Christ, you almost hit her!
- Longbaugh: If I wanna hit her, I'll hit her. If I wanna miss, I'll miss.”

Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker
Benicio del Toro - Harold Longbaugh

“- Joe Huxley: Those are Minuteman missiles!
- Cynthia: Like a test, sort of... like a warning?
- Joe Huxley: They're on their way to Russia. They take about 30 minutes to reach their target.
- Aldo: So do theirs, right?”

John Lithgow - Joe Huxley
Alston Ahern - Cynthia
Stephen Furst - Aldo