Weapons quotes

“I have strong feelings about gun control. If there is a gun around, I want to be controlling it.”
Clint Eastwood - Tommy Nowak

“- Sheri: You know what the best part about making it with a cop is?
- Jack Grimaldi: No.
- Sheri: You got two guns. One for me and one for them.”
Juliette Lewis - Sheri
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jack Grimaldi

“Freeze! Don't you know the building is on fire?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble

“I like shootin' the guns. But I didn't win no medal.”
Michael Paré - Tom Cody

“- Scott Dantley: If the army had the guns, we just might be able to stop the killing.
- Pete Helmes: It's a bitch of a problem, isn't it, Jack?
- Jack Issel: Actually, I've been reading that it's the army that's doing most of the killing.”

Michael O'Donoghue - Scott Dantley
Eddie Albert - Pete Helmes
Judge Reinhold - Jack Issel

“From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - do not get to yell. Why? No guns! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.”
Meg Ryan - Maggie Cavanaugh

“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.”

R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman

“- Judge Flatt: Now is it true that you discharged your weapon, Officer?
- Officer Raymer: Your Honor, it was a warning shoot.
- Judge Flatt: Um hmm, you know who you warned? A little old lady sitting on her commode 2 blocks away.”
Philip Bosco - Judge Flatt
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Officer Raymer

“We've got a problem here. There are more bad guys than we've got bullets.”
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata

“- Naville: Celine, why don't you give me the gun?
- Celine Naville: Because as he dreamt, I shall save his life with an arrow, an arrow of my love for him.”

Sir Ian Holm - Naville
Cameron Diaz - Celine Naville

“- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: Drop your gun.
- Robert: What?
- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger
James Caan - U.S. Marshal Robert DeGuerin

“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“- Dr. Margo Green: So, what did you do?
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Took the gun away from him and beat the shit out of him. Anyway, the forensics told me later that the bullet's perfect. It should have fired. I should be dead.
- Dr. Margo Green: So in other woods, a miracle of physics?
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Maybe just plain, old-fashioned good luck.”

Penelope Ann Miller - Dr. Margo Green
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You always keep two rifles under the seat?
- Buck: Yes, sir. My wife cleans them and loads them for me. Now, a lot of men get fried chicken.
- Marshal Curly Wilcox: You got a good wife.”
Johnny Cash - Marshal Curly Wilcox
John Schneider - Buck - Overland Stage Driver

“You're an asshole, you're gonna be dumb enough to pull a gun on a man you better be smart enough to pull the trigger!”
Stan Shaw - Tyrone Washington

“- Little Bill Daggett: Being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya.
- W.W. Beauchamp: But if the other fella is quicker, and fires first...
- Little Bill Daggett: Then he'll be...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gene Hackman - Little Bill Daggett
Saul Rubinek - W.W. Beauchamp

“You're one smart kike, ain't you, Mr. Gold? All you forgot is that if you want to kill me, you best come armed.”
Ving Rhames - Randolph

“- Mighty Mack: Elwood, they have automatic weapons.
- Elwood Blues: Look in the glove compartment.
- Mighty Mack: Carpet Tacks! They have guns and we have carpet tacks.
- Elwood Blues: They're not carpet tacks. They're dry-wall nails.”
John Goodman - Mighty Mack McTeer
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues

“There's no difference between you and a guy who shoots up a schoolyard. You've both got a head full of bad wiring.”

Christian Slater - Riley Hale

- Joseph "Joey" Trotta: Billy, he's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
- Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry: You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.

Wil Wheaton - Joey Trotta
Keith Coogan - Snuffy Bradberry

“You got one shot left in that shooter. Make the most of it.”

Tom Selleck - Matthew Quigley

“Speak into the microphone, squid brain!”

Gary Busey - Pappas

“- Leamington: Don't make any sudden movements.
- Jeff Blue: Why not? Is there a bee on me?”

Ralph Brown - Leamington
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“It's beautiful, man!”

Tom Cruise - David Shawn