Weapons quotes

“- Pizza Man: A pellet gun? You've been holding me hostage all night with an air rifle?
- James St. James: Shut up.
- Pizza Man: This is too much.”
Dean Cameron - Pizza Man
Emilio Estevez - James St. James

“There's a .45 in the fridge, and you grab a fucking frying pan!”

Paulina Porizkova - Casey

“- Loke Groundrunner: I'm going to trust my feelings and use the power of the thumb.
- Voice of Oobedoob Benubi: Use the instrument panel, Loke.
- Loke Groundrunner: What?
- Voice of Oobedoob Benubi: The instrument panel. That's what it's there for. Advanced weaponry designed to hit tiny targets.
- Loke Groundrunner: Ok, ok.”
Steve Oedekerk - Loke Groundrunner
Rob Paulsen - Oobedoob Benubi

“Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“This is a white man's knife. The man who owned this knife is a murderer!”
Mark Roberts - Black Arrow

“- Gil Renard: He made this business.
- Garrity: Your father made beautiful knives. San Francisco made this business.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Dan Butler - Garrity

“- Young Roland: You might fuck around and say some shit that'll get you shot.
- Young Mike: Shot?
- Young Roland: Shot? Ya know? Guns? Bang-bang? This nigga don't know nothin'!”
Trent Cameron - Young Roland
Sean Nelson - Young Mike

“- Lorna Cole: What happened last night?
- Martin Riggs: Gunfight, explosions, sharks, you know, the usual.”
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“You can use a gun. I'm not saying you can't use a gun. Just don't use the same gun twice.”

Michael Rooker - Henry

“- Dr. Christmas Jones: What's the story with you and Elektra?
- James Bond: We're strictly plutonic, now.”
Denise Richards - Dr. Christmas Jones
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“Samuel, this is a loaded gun. This is very dangerous. Never, ever touch a loaded gun. I'm gonna take the bullets out. Now it's safe. I don't want you to get hurt. I don't mean to yell at you, I just don't want you to get hurt.”

Harrison Ford - John Book

“Sword of Truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure!”
Verna Felton - Flora

“One of these days you're gonna lie down too hard on that thing and blow your brains out.”

Steve Buscemi - Buscemi

“- Inspector Winship: This isn't one of your better inventions. Who ever heard of a gun that went off every hour?
- Dr. Tart: Might save your life someday.
- Inspector Winship: Yeah, if you have to shoot someone every hour.”
Don Knotts - Inspector Winship
Tim Conway - Dr. Tart

“- Martin Riggs: Look, that kid was a killer, alright? That wasn't a Tinker Toy in his hand, that was a machine pistol with twin carbies and all the trimmings, man! He would've drilled you, me, anybody that came along, alright? You had no choice.
- Roger Murtaugh: Oh no, it didn't happen to you, Riggs, it happened to me! It happened to me! I...” (continue)(continue reading)

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“- Handsome Stranger: This is a seven-shot six-shooter, and I had it especially made.
- Charming Jones: Why?
- Handsome Stranger: Why?
- Charming Jones: Yeah...
- Handsome Stranger: I don't know.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Handsome Stranger
Ann-Margret - Charming Jones

“- Tom Powers: Hiding behind Ma's skirts, like always.
- Mike Powers: Better than hiding behind a machine gun.”
James Cagney - Tom Powers
Donald Cook - Mike Powers

“- Levine: They got fuckin' machine guns! I thought you said they had no guns!
- Axel: They must've changed their world view!”
Jon Tenney - Levine
Eddie Murphy - Det. Axel Foley

“Black arrow! You've never failed me, and I've always recovered you. I had you from my father, and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true King under the Mountain, go now and speed well!”
John Stephenson - Bard

“Perhaps their brave young spirits hear the bugle sing, go to sleep, go to sleep. Slumber well where the shell screamed and fell. Let your rifles rest on the muddy floor; you will not need them any more.”

Jeffrey Lynn - Joyce Kilmer

“- Maj. John Reisman: It'll be more fun than you've had in years.
- Arlen Dregors: Hand grenade and hookers? That ain't my style.
- Maj. John Reisman: But shooting an officer in the back of the head is?”

Lee Marvin - Maj. John Reisman
Ricco Ross - Arlen Dregors

There's this kid at school, Martin Brockett. He has this gigantic idea of himself, that no one else shares. You wouldn't believe the crap he lays on me. Who appointed him my spiritual leader? If he has everything so "figured out", how come his best friend is a .22 rifle?
Zooey Deschanel - Nessa Watkins

- Creepy Guy: Know how many assassins it took to kill JFK?
- Nelson Hibbert: One?
- Creepy Guy: Nope. There were no gunmen at all. His head just did that. I call it the "No Bullet theory".
Enrico Colantoni - Creepy Guy
Dave Foley - Nelson Hibbert

“My life was shaped because someone invented gunpowder, and that's what took me around the world. But the memory that I wanted, that was the family that I lost.”
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington

“- Anna Crowley: This is my house, too. I want to help.
- Walter Fielding: Do you have a gun?”
Shelley Lee Long - Anna Crowley
Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding