Weapons quotes

“- Gianelli: I'll use this.
- Jack McDermott: I have died and been reborn. I can do it again, buster.”

James Remar - Gianelli
Peter Boyle - Jack McDermott

“- Jeff Blue: It was a domestic disturbance.
- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: A domestic disturbance?
- Jeff Blue: Yeah like on the Honeymooners. You remember how Ralph used to fight with Alice.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: I don't recollect Ralph using semi-automatic weapons.”
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Larry Miller - Halsey

“He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I no care. In Beirut, plane fly over head, drop bomb. I like these planes better.”
Costas Kilias - Farouk

“When I was twelve, I helped my daddy build a bomb shelter in our basement because some fool parked a dozen warheads 90 miles off the coast of Florida. Well, this thing could park a coupla hundred warheads off Washington and New York and no one would know anything about it till it was all over.”
Jeffrey Jones - Skip Tyler

“I don't think I could ever shoot a gun, I don't care... I can't understand guys like Hart, who go out and shoot things, like Bambi and Thumper... and that cute little skunk?”

Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead

“- Lt. Mauser: Let me see your piece. There's no round in the chamber.
- Officer Hooks: I was afraid it might go off.
- Lt. Mauser: Oh, heavens to be, it might go off. That's one for Hooks.”
Art Metrano - Lt. Mauser
Marion Ramsey - Laverne Hooks

“- Arlo: You just hijacked me with an unloaded gun?
- Tim Mason: Yeah.
- Arlo: When this is all over, remind me to kick your ass!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Arlo
Skeet Ulrich - Tim Mason

“- Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
- Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
- Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
- Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“No matter what anyone tells you, Bane, it really is the size of your gun that counts.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Mr. Freeze

“- Police Sgt. Matthews: Charlie, about that bullet?
- Charlie Chan: You can keep secret?
- Police Sgt. Matthews: Of course!
- Charlie Chan: So can I.”
Joseph Crehan - Police Sgt. Matthews
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Doyle Hargraves: What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?
- Karl Childers: I aim to kill you with it.”
Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Just answer the question!
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“You don't know what a zip gun would do? Man, you better wear diapers.”

Susan Oakes - Anybodys

“- Manny: What are you doing here?
- Barb Wire: Looking for a light. Got one?
- Manny: I don't smoke.
- Barb Wire: Neither do I.”

Mark Collver - Manny
Pamela Anderson - Barb Wire

“It's amazing how a few minutes with a gun can change your life.”
Al Pillay - Alex

“What do I have to fear from you? Worker ants scurrying about with their pitiful weapons, afraid of the purity, of unarmed combat!”
Raul Julia - Bison

“- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: I can't believe you shot at him!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: He had a gun!
- IRS Insp. Frank Hall: He had a phone!
- IRS Insp. Derek Lester: Oh. Well, this should discourage further violations of the tax code.”

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - IRS Insp. Frank Hall
Larry Miller - IRS Insp. Derek Lester

“- Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation before?
- Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
- Commander Anderson: Shep?
- Lieutenant Shepard: An incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines, in possession of eighty-one hostages and fifteen guided rockets loaded with V.X. poison...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Biehn - Commander Anderson
Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Danny Nucci - Lieutenant Shepard

“There's only one thing that gets orders and gives orders. And this is it. That's how I got the South Side for you, and that's how I'm gonna get the North Side for you. It's a typewriter. I'm gonna write my name all over this town with it, in big letters!”

Paul Muni - Tony

“- Nina Lonescu: What will you tell the doctor?
- Phil Blackwood: That I shot myself.
- Nina Lonescu: With a bow and arrow?
- Phil Blackwood: I didn't know it was loaded!”
Paulina Porizkova - Nina Lonescu
Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot!”
Sammy Davis Jr. - Fenderbaum

“I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns.
[her hair gets singed by a laser]
My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a bitch!
[begins blasting]”

Daphne Zuniga - Princess Vespa

“Guns are for scro's, Ray. Besides, it's a waste of good beer.”
John Diehl - Whitey

- Angelica Chaste: Seems mine is bigger than yours.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: Size doesn't matter.
- Angelica Chaste: Oh, yes it does.
- Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini: You mean those girls have been lying to me all those years?

Sheryl Lee - Angelica Chaste
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“The Shaman taught me that brave tales do not always have happy endings. I know what guns can do.”
Tanya Roberts - Sheena