Weapons quotes

- Chris Morrow: Shoot!
- Richard "Ditch" Brodie: Ah, it's broken!
- Chris Morrow: The safety's on, you idiot!
Nastassja Kinski - Chris Morrow
Charlie Sheen - Richard "Ditch" Brodie

“You shot my gun, god damn it! You're not supposed to shoot a person's gun! Oh, now that pisses me off! You know how much one of these cost?”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“- Mahina: You know, I also have killed a lion.
- Angus Starling: How many shots did you need?
- Mahina: I used my hands.”
Henry Cele - Mahina
Brian McCardie - Angus Starling

“Didn't have details on the operation, Colonel. So we brought everything, even the condoms.”
John Leguizamo - Rat

“- Eve: Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
- Adam: Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
- Eve: Oh, well that changes everything.”
Alicia Silverstone - Eve
Brendan Fraser - Adam

“- Beaumont Livingston: I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.
- Ordell Robbie: Come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.
- Beaumont Livingston: If that's what they doing, they done did it.”
Chris Tucker - Beaumont Livingston
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“Gentlemen, need I remind you you're in a court of law?”

Jack Warden - Judge Francis Rayford

“Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer.”
Tyrin Turner - Caine

“Do yourself a favor. First thing, get a firearm.”
Bruce Dern - Sheriff Ed Galt

“If you got the guts, drop the gun.”
Jackie Chan - Keung

“- Quint: You gotta think these things through. You don't just come walking in to someplace, waving a gun around, and expect the world to put up with that. It's not acceptable behavior.
- Kid at Grocery Store: You gonna stop me?
- Quint: Hell no, go right ahead. Probably got a minute or two... maybe you don't. Just trying to help you, son. That...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tommy Lee Jones - Quint
David Pressman - Kid at Grocery Store

“Do you mind very much, Mr. Shane, taking off your hat in the presence of a lady with a gun?”
Bette Davis - Valerie Purvis

“A man has been shot; a line has been crossed.”
Dustin Hoffman - Brackett

“You see these hands? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons.”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“- Nick Beam: You shot me!
- Terrance Paul Davidson: I said I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to. The gun just went off. You know I have that same trouble in bed. Well, rarely. Every once in a gray while.”
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam
Martin Lawrence - Terrance Paul Davidson

“- Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
- Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Scott Ridley: You read the autopsy?
- Hayden Cale: Shark attack.
- Scott Ridley: In this fucking building? He was chewed to death, his body was covered in synthetic lubricants and all Dante ever said was he was building the meanest motherfucking front line morale destroyer ever... his words.”
Richard Brake - Scott Ridley
Ely Pouget - Hayden Cale

“The only balls he has is that badge and gun!”

Gianni Russo - Sammy

“I'm actually grabbing a gun and going after bad guys.”
Tim Robbins - Nick Beam

“We could give this country the biggest stick in the playground, and I intend to do that.”

Paul Newman - Gen. Leslie R. Groves

“She's real frail and introverted, she likes to dance to ballet and play her harp. We thought she'd be happier with a... machine gun.”

Daniel Jenkins - O.C.

“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Karen McCoy: You didn't load the gun?
- J.T. Barker: You told me to buy it, not to load it.”

Kim Basinger - Karen McCoy
Val Kilmer - J.T. Barker

“Now children, you may see men walking around the halls with machine guns, but really you need not worry. They're just pretending.”

Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“- Dr. Serizawa: The Oxygen Destroyer cannot be used.
- Ogata: If we don't defend ourselves from Godzilla now, what will become of us?
- Dr. Serizawa: And what will become of us if a weapon, such as I now have, falls into the wrong hands?
- Ogata: Then you have a responsibility no man has ever faced. You have your fear which might become reality....” (continue)(continue reading)

Akihiko Hirata - Dr. Serizawa
Akira Takarada - Ogata