Weapons quotes

“Looks like God left the phone off the hook.”
John Leguizamo - Cholo

“- Nancy Thompson: The killer's still loose, you know.
- Lt. Thompson: You're saying somebody else killed Tina? Who?
- Nancy Thompson: I don't know who he is, but he's burned and he wears a weird hat and a red and green sweater, really dirty. And he uses these knives, like giant fingernails.”
Heather Langenkamp - Nancy Thompson
John Saxon - Lt. Thompson

“Thunderdome's simple. Get to the weapons, use them any way you can. I know you won't break the rules, there aren't any.”
Edwin Hodgeman - Dr. Dealgood

“There's nothing better for an arms dealer than a combination of disgruntled soldiers and warehouses full of weapons.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“Sane people do not build weapons like this.”

Nick Mancuso - Tom Breaker

“My saints are a camera and a gun. They're both fiercely truthful.”
Anthony Perkins - Sean McAvoy

“- Max: You killed him?
- Vincent: No, I shot him. Bullets and the fall killed him.”
Jamie Foxx - Max
Tom Cruise - Vincent

“Power don't come from a badge or a gun.”
Powers Boothe - Senator Roark

“- Tina Sabatini: Everybody is talking about the job you are doing. It's all over town! Larry London called my father. Said how bright you were. How gentle. How perceptive. If you weren't all those things, do you think Vic would be out this afternoon getting you a gun permit?
- Clark Kellogg: A gun permit? I don't need a gun permit!
- Tina...” (continue)(continue reading)
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“Self-defense is no laughing matter! That's why when I want number one I pack an Uzi.... Accept no substitutes.”
Mel Gibson - Gene

“You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

It's not called "gun-running" for nothing. You've gotta be fast on your feet. Some revolutions blow over before the guns even get there. There's nothing more expensive for an arms dealer than peace.
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“I probably could have saved her if I'd have moved sooner. But I thought it was just another nightmare, like the one I had the night before. There was... there was this guy; he had knives for fingers.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane

“- The Virginian: If you want to call me that, smile!
- Trampas: With a gun against my belly, I always smile!”

Gary Cooper - The Virginian
Walter Huston - Trampas

“- Vic Deakins: I will deliver the weapons to the destination. But I can't depend and I can't guarantee that those assholes in Washington won't do something stupid like... not pay.
- Pritchett: What if they don't?
- Vic Deakins: If they don't, the southwest will be a quiet neighbourhood for about ten thousand years.”
John Travolta - Vic Deakins
Bob Gunton - Pritchett

“All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.”

Vinnie Jones - Big Chris

“It's not your fault - it's men! Testosterone! They should put it in bombs.”

Kathy Bates - Det. Shirley Vogel

“To the rifles, brothers! Smash the dragons! Smash them! Smash them all!”
Aleksandr Antonov - Grigory Vakulinchuk

“- Judge Dredd: Fergie, cover the rear!
- Fergie: But I've never fired a gun in my life!
- Judge Dredd: What the hell kind of criminal are you?
- Fergie: A nice criminal!”

Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“- Gloria Swenson: In exactly twenty seconds I'm going to start shooting through that door, so get down on your stomachs!
- Phil Dawn: Gloria, what are you doing?
- Gloria Swenson: I'm saving your life, stupid.”
Gena Rowlands - Gloria Swenson
John Adames - Phil Dawn

“I'd love to tell you all to sit back, relax, and enjoy yourselves, but unfortunately, I can't do that. There's a very serious issue that's spiraling out of control in this country. Illegal handguns ending up in the hands of our children.”

Christopher Lawford - Vice President

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
- Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: My mum gave it to me.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
David Graf - Eugene Tackleberry

“I'm gonna take that piece and fuck you with it!”

Bruce A. Young - Jingles

“You can't have an air raid without bombs!”
Robert Stack - Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell

“- Lucille: Would you happen to know how your slingshot wound up in my car?
- Peejoe: I figured you could probably use some protection.”
Melanie Griffith - Lucille
Lucas Black - Peejoe