Weapons quotes

“Our patrol planes! Where are they? Answer that one, Herr Goering! The British have plenty of them! Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.”
Jürgen Prochnow - Capt.-Lt. Henrich Lehmann-Willenbrock - Der Alte

“- Botanist: What do you want.
- Learoyd: Freedom, to be like we are.
- Botanist: Anything else?
- Learoyd: Guns. So they can't take the freedom away.
- Botanist: Well, I'll see what I can do.
- Learoyd: And grenades, mortars and mines, so they can't take the guns away.”
Nigel Havers - Botanist
Nick Nolte - Learoyd

“- Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier.
- Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”
Steve Carrell - Evan Baxter
Wanda Sykes - Rita

“You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“You know what I think, don't you? I think I should get a gun. There are a lot of crazy people about, and they're all attracted to me.”

Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

“Music maker also murder stick!”
Sabu - Kado

“- Bug: Place your projectile weapon on the ground.
- Edgar: You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.
- Bug: Your proposal is acceptable.”
Vincent D'Onofrio - Bug
Vincent D'Onofrio - Edgar

“- Bob: Nobody said anything about guns! They've got guns, and I think we need guns!
- Cosmo: That's smart thinkin', Bob. That's real smart thinkin'. All the damn money I spread around here, and you want to go play Al Capone with some fuckin' meatball! You fuckin' juvenile!”
Scott Hoxby - Bob
Tommy Lee Jones - Cosmo

- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Maybe we can use slingshots to rob the place.
- John Plummer: A slingshot is not a real weapon, Duff.
- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you'd like to define the word "weapon” for me while this plastic doll smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour.
Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
Jason Lee - John Plummer

“- Abby: He gave me a little pearl-handled .38 for our first anniversary.
- Ray: Uh-huh.
- Abby: Figured I'd better leave before I used it on him. I don't know how you can stand him.
- Ray: Well, I'm only an employee, I'm not married to him.”
Frances McDormand - Abby
John Getz - Ray

“Take away your guns and your hop and you're nothing but crawling yellow maggots.”

Walter Huston - Jim Fitzpatrick

“- Robocop: I must commandeer your vehicle for police use.
- Pimp: What is your problem, sucker? I mean, Officer.”

Robert John Burke - Robocop
Ron Leggett - Pimp

“- Hot Rod: Guns aren't exactly friendly!
- Kup: Neither are they in case you haven't noticed!”

Judd Nelson - Hot Rod
Lionel Stander - Kup

“I possess a stellar converter, the most powerful weapon in the universe. You cannot resist me. I want your planet to be my colony.”

John Saxon - Sador

“What you take into your hands, you take into your heart.”

Jan Rubes - Eli Lapp

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
- Clark Griswold: Are you kidding? This is a Magnum P.I.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: It's a BB gun!
- Clark Griswold: Don't tempt me. I could put an eye out with this thing.
- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: You couldn't even break the skin with that thing.
- Clark Griswold: Yeah...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Violet: That's a great tattoo. Beautiful labrys. Are you surprised I know what it is?
- Corky: Maybe.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
- Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno.
- Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.”
Paul Giamatti - Hertz
Tony Munch - Man Who Rides Shotgun

“There were a lot of things that I didn't know after the World Trade Center attack. But one thing was clear: whether it was before or after September 11th, a public that's this out of control with fear should not have a lot of guns or ammo laying around.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“You loaded your gun with old fucking bullets you put through the fucking wash?”
Bryan Brown - Pando

“- West: What the fuck are you doing? Have you lost your fucking mind?
- Pike: Sargent, you told me to...
- West: Are you talking? Did you speak to me? Who the fuck told you to speak? A ranger never relinquishes his weapon.”

Samuel L. Jackson - West
Taye Diggs - Pike

“Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?”
Robert Carlyle - Begbie

“- Sundance Kid: Now let me tell you something. I could drop you right here. So don't be telling me how stupid I am. I'm as smart as you are. Now, you got that?
- Butch Cassidy: Now with that in your hand, you're a damn genius!”

William Katt - Sundance Kid
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy

“Don't be afraid of it, Hugh. Guns don't kill people. People kill people.”

Max von Sydow - Leland Gaunt

“This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.”
Clint Eastwood - Highway