Weapons quotes

“We call this friendly fire, friendly fucking, or getting friendly fucked.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- Admiral Bates: Are you telling me this goddamn thing is working now?
- Tom Breaker: In fact, it works so effectively that if we were to target the Los Angeles fault lines, in fifteen seconds... Arizona would be beachfront property.”

Andy Romano - Admiral Bates
Nick Mancuso - Tom Breaker

“- Eliot Ness: Hey, wait a minute! What the hell kind of policemen you got in this god damn city? You just turned your back on an armed man.
- Jim Malone: You're a treasury officer.
- Eliot Ness: How do you know that? I just told you that.
- Jim Malone: Who would claim to be that who was not? Hmm?”
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“Don't take this too personally, but look here. Smile, wait for the flash.”

Brian Bloom - Pike

“Why didn't you bring any weapons, something more advanced? Don't you have, uh... ray guns? Show me a piece of future technology.”

Earl Boen - Dr. Peter Silberman

“- Bosie: I give you my gun and you'll shoot me dead.
- Inman: I will not shoot you, but nor am I walking down that mountain looking over my shoulder for you.
- Bosie: That's what you call a conundrum. I tell you what I've got on my side.
- Inman: What have you got on your side?
- Bosie: The confidence of youth.”
Jude Law - Inman
Charlie Hunnam - Bosie

“Claws? I'm not the one with the claws.”
David Hayter - Sean Barker

“- Doctor: Well, you need to tell that idiot who shot you that he better take some shooting lessons!
- Earl Crest: Now, don't be too disappointed, Doc.”
Larry Hovis - Doctor
Joshua Carter Jackson - Earl Crest

“I think I can still smell your wife's pussy stink on my gun... hope it doesn't rust the barrel.”
Bill Moseley - Otis

“- General 'Thunderbolt' Ross: [referring to the machine gun on the helicopter] Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!
- Helicopter Soldier: Which one?
- General 'Thunderbolt' Ross: Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!”

William Hurt - General 'Thunderbolt' Ross
Shaun McComb - Helicopter Soldier

“Steel is not strong, flesh is stronger.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“Climb the Eiffel Tower with a high-powered rifle. A few years ago, that would've caused a stir. Well... Let the good times roll!”

Linden Ashby - Chase

“- Trish: Do you have protection?
- Andy: I don't like guns.”

Catherine Keener - Trish
Steve Carrell - Andy

“That's just part of my clothes. I hardly ever shoot anybody with it.”

Dick Powell - Philip Marlowe

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): What do you do, sleep with that thing under your pillow?
- Martin Riggs: I would if I slept.”

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Dr. Heller: All these weapons are completely non-lethal.
- The Bowler: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time.”
Tom Waits - Doc Heller
Janeane Garofalo - Bowler

“- Thel Russell: Watch it. It's loaded.
- William Blake: Why do you have this?
- Thel Russell: Because this is America.”

Mili Avital - Thel Russell
Johnny Depp - William Blake

- Sarah: Being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.
- Gun Expert: Whatdya mean, "being a girl"? That's all the more reason ya need one - all these crazies in the streets! You wanna be raped? No. Then you carry a gun.
Alanna Ubach - Sarah
Ed Lauter - Gun Expert

“You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.”
Robert De Niro - Al Capone

“If the Russians used their women instead of missiles, we'd be wearing furry hats right now.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson

“- Jim Malone: You, you carry a badge?
- Agent Oscar Wallace: Yes?
- Jim Malone: [gives him a shotgun] Carry a gun.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone
Charles Martin Smith - Agent Oscar Wallace

“All right, listen up. If there are any bugs in here, or rats, or anything that has more legs than I do, you just stay on your side of the room, okay? I'll stay on mine. I should warn you, I'm packing an iron.”

Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster

“Let me sum up the entire situation in a nutshell: there are five of us, and four billion of them. They have Strategic Air Command, nuclear powered submarines, and John Wayne. We have this.”

Tommy Madden - Giggywig

“- Stephen Klein: I don't know what happened to Lawrence. I was close to Harrisonville when it started. There must have been five or six of them to the north, and... a whole string of them to the south.
- Jim Dahlberg: They must have hit every missile silo from Sedalia to Eldorado Springs.”
Steve Guttenberg - Stephen Klein
John Cullum - Jim Dahlberg