Weapons quotes

“- Nadja: No wonder he has headache!
- Lt. Schooner: Headache? he's got a bullet in him! Carlos, get an ambulance over here right away.”

Joan Plowright - Nadja
James Gammon - Lt. Schooner

“Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.”

Keith David - Louis Fedders

“Big motherfucker. Little motherfucker. Which motherfucker do you want?”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“Richie loved to use 22s because the bullets are small and they don't come out the other end like a 45, see, a 45 will blow a barn door out the back of your head and there's a lot of dry cleaning involved, but a 22 will just rattle around like Pac-Man until you're dead.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“For a country that doesn't give its citizens the right to bear arms, there have been an unusual number of people getting shot, lately.”
Forest Whitaker - Bernard

“We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.”
Michael Cerveris - Frank

“- Jensen: Ohhhh... shit. She's got a gun and... it's pointed at my dick. Clay, it's pointed at my dick!
- Pooch: Would you rather it was pointed at your face?
- Jensen: I know it makes no sense, but yes!”

Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

“- Maj. Ebersole: Well, theoretically, and I wouldn't bet the farm, the hover tank will lift off and hover several inches above the pond.
- Col. John T. Hall: Good. Very good.
- Maj. Ebersole: Yeah. Then it will engage the targets. The cannon, boom, the ammunition dump, kaboom, that truck, boom.
- Col. John T. Hall: Excellent. Though, one...” (continue)(continue reading)
Austin Pendleton - Maj. Ebersole
Dan Aykroyd - Col. John T. Hall

“- James Bond: How did you know about that?
- Major Anya Amasova: I stole the plans to this car two years ago.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Barbara Bach - Major Anya Amasova

“- Oskar Schindler: Better this month than last?
- Itzhak Stern: Yes.
- Oskar Schindler: Any reason to think next month will be worse?
- Itzhak Stern: The war could end.”

Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler
Ben Kingsley - Itzhak Stern

“- Tommy O'Shea: Guns make you nervous?
- Paul Kersey: Guns have their uses. Idiots with guns make me nervous.”
Michael Parks - Tommy O'Shea
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“Late at night, when the demons come, do you see the rifle coming out of that window, or do you see Kennedy's head being blown apart? If you'd reacted to that first shot, could you have gotten there in time to stop the big bullet? And if you had - that could've been your head being blown apart. Do you wish you'd succeeded, Frank? Or is life too...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary

“- Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: That you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
- Artemus Gordon: Damn.”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless

“This is a weapon, this is a gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve

“You are one dumb son of a bitch. Bringing a knife to a gunfight.”
Mark Collie - Harry Heck

When I was your age, they would say you could become cops or criminals. Today what I'm saying to you is this: "When facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?".
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello

“We are being sent to a safe area away from the disturbance. Our job will be to divert traffic away from the trouble zone, and to protect public property. You will have live ammunition, but there will be no call to use it - Tackleberry! Do you understand, numbnuts?”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris

“The two by-products of that whole tragedy were, violence in entertainment, and gun control. And how perfect that that was the two things that we were going to talk about with the upcoming election.”
Marilyn Manson - Himself

“- Ozzie: Do you think you could kill a leprechaun?
- Alex: Ozzie, you can kill anything. You just got to know how to do it. Now, give me a 357 magnum, press it to the little green critter's temple, and blam! Brains and guts and oozing cruddy stuff dripping all down its head. The guy is gone with a capital dead.”
Mark Holton - Ozzie
Robert Hy Gorman - Alex

“- April: He has a gun...
- Spenser: ... but is he pure of heart?”
Tanya Allen - April Kyle
Robert Urich - Spenser

“- Shirra Assel: You are a murderer!
- Resistence Fighter: So are you. Or do you think a bullet is crueler than what they face now?”

Isabelle Adjani - Shirra Assel

“Where's my knife? Who took my fucking knife? What do I look like, fucking terrorist? You don't take somebody's knife when they need it!”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“- Detective #1: Got a gun, creep?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Shamu's got one, borrow his.
- Detective #1: [searching Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher] What have we here?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: That's my dick.”
Tony Longo - Detective #1
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“These men are armed and dangerous, and you being an FBI agent you're more used to shooting at unarmed women and children...”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle