Weapons quotes

“In case your aim's any better than your judgment.”

Daniel Day-Lewis - Hawkeye

- Myrtle: That’s what he said “Peace be still”.
- Madea: Well, you know what? Peace is always still around me ‘cause I keeps me what they call “a piece of steel”. As long as you’ve got a piece of steel you gonna have peace. Load your steel! Thank you Jesus!
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle
Tyler Perry - Madea

“Bullets are cheap and the medics are late.”

Trevor Goddard - Keefer

Heck nobody goes in the army any more, except blacks. Someday one nigger's gonna wakeup and say, "We got the guns and the mustard gas and the tanks, hey we're runnin the army!". And they're gonna take over the whole damn country.
Gary Busey - Dell

“- Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
- Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
André the Giant - Fezzik
Cary Elwes - Westley

“Quite frankly, I didn't even want to use you guys, with your dip and velcro and all your gear bullshit. I wanted to drop a bomb. But people didn't believe in this lead enough to drop a bomb. So they're using you guys as canaries. And, in theory, if bin Laden isn't there, you can sneak away and no one will be the wiser. But bin Laden is there....” (continue)(continue reading)

Jessica Chastain - Maya

“You can't have an adventure without a gun!”
Christopher Walken - Kim Ulander

“- Crutchfield: That sure was some rap Chief was putting on for us.
- Chip Ozgood: Do you think it's true?
- Bobby Wayne: Well you wouldn't catch me standing around letting some Indian throw knives at me.”
Scott Menville - Crutchfield
Todd Loyd - Chip Ozgood
Patrick Day - Bobby Wayne

“Nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms. Those nuclear weapons sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that's the real weapon of mass destruction.”

Ethan Hawke - Jack Valentine

“You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control.”
Chris Rock - Himself

“This is something you don't see every day.”

Matt Craven - Agent Kellerman

“Any more of these demos and I'm gonna have to start shaving the hair off my ass.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.”
Alexander Ludwig - Shane Patton

“- Cross-examining Lawyer: You sprang from cover with revolver in hand?
- Rooster Cogburn: I did.
- Cross-examining Lawyer: Loaded and cocked?
- Rooster Cogburn: Well, if it ain't loaded and cocked, it don't shoot!”
Joe Stevens - Cross-examining Lawyer
Jeff Bridges - Rooster Cogburn

“- Frank: You gave her a gun?
- Marvin: It is America, Frank.
- Sarah: Everyone else has a gun.
- Frank: She has no idea what to do with this.
- Sarah: I know exactly what to do with it.”
Bruce Willis - Frank
John Malkovich - Marvin
Mary-Louise Parker - Sarah

“- Persian: Our arrows will blot out the sun!
- King Leonidas: Then we will fight in the shade.”
Kwasi Songui - Persian
Gerard Butler - King Leonidas

- Peter Parker: I'm so sorry I'm late, I had a traffic jam.
- Gwen Stacy: Did your "traffic jam" have anything to do with, I don't know, being shot at by machine guns?
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I was implying that.
Andrew Garfield - Peter Parker
Emma Stone - Gwen Stacy

“What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe.”

James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“- Stephen: I count six shots, nigger.
- Django: [pulls out a second revolver] I count two guns, nigger.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Stephen
Jamie Foxx - Django

“- Col. Zayas: Are you out of your mind?
- Lt. Nikolai Rachenko: No. Just out of bullets.”
Carmen Argenziano - Col. Zayas
Dolph Lundgren - Lt. Nikolai Rachenko

“- Lone Man: You know we were never really trying to kill you. We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
- Mr. Smith: Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.”
Greg Bryk - Lone Man
Clive Owen - Smith

“Nine out of 10 war victims die from a gun.”
Andrew Niccol

“- Uncle Red: What the heck you gonna shoot a .44 bullet at anyway... made out of silver?
- Mac: How about a werewolf?”
Gary Busey - Uncle Red
Conrad McLaren - Mac

“Your most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword or a shield, take the shield!”

Craig Ferguson - Gobber

“There'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.”

Don Adams - Maxwell Smart