Weapons quotes

“You're a killer now, is that it? Well, you know, guns are pretty messy, are you sure you can handle it?”
Molly Ringwald - Melissa Nelson

“I am a stone. I do not move. Very slowly, I put snow in my mouth. Then he won't see my breath. I take my time. I let him come closer. I have only one bullet. I aim at his eye. Very gently, my finger presses on the trigger. I do not tremble. I have no fear. I'm a big boy now. Ready Vassili? Now, Vassili, fire!”

Mikhail Matveev - Grandfather

“Look, just because some man in a red coat hands you a sword it doesn't make you a hero!”

Anna Popplewell - Susan Pevensie

“- Finnegan: Don't wander off.
- T. Ray: Didn't know you cared.
- Finnegan: I care about yer gun.”
Treat Williams - John Finnegan
Trevor Goddard - T. Ray

- Grandpa Gustafson: And finally, the baby bear looked and he said, "Somebody's sleeping in my bed, and the bastard's still there!" But Goldylocks had a Remington semi-automatic, with a scope and a hair-trigger!
- Allie, Melanie's Daughter: That's not the way it goes!
- Grandpa Gustafson: And that was the end of the Three Bears.
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Katie Sagona - Allie, Melanie's Daughter

“- Karen: You have a lot of love for him, don't you?
- Blade: We have a good arrangement. He makes the weapons. I use them.”
N'Bushe Wright - Karen
Wesley Snipes - Blade

“- Toby Wong: Back to plan A.
- Malik Brody: What's plan A?
- Toby Wong: Don't get shot.
- Malik Brody: Good plan!”
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody

This sword is hundreds of years old and was named Danzan by the first samurai who used it. Danzan means "separator" in Japanese. The ideal weapon for separating head and limb from body.
Rila Fukushima - Yukio

“- Sarah Connor: What've we got? Moth balls, corn syrup, ammonia. What's for dinner?
- Kyle Reese: Plastique.
- Sarah Connor: That sounds good. What is it?
- Kyle Reese: Nitroglycerine-base; it's a bit more stable. I learned to make it when I was a kid.”

Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor
Michael Biehn - Kyle Reese

“- Lars Smuntz: This is how accidents happen, come on, Ernie, just put the gun down...
- Ernie Smuntz: I'm gonna blow his furry little head off, and I'm gonna splatter his devious little mouse brain from here to kingdom come!”

Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz
Nathan Lane - Ernie Smuntz

“- Frank: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.
- Rico: That's me.
- Frank: And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.”

Larry Sulton - Frank
Michael Russo - Rico

“- Mangold: Mr. Lehman, I'd love to be able to help you, sir.
- Travis: No, I don't want you guys to go to any trouble. I can handle matters. I just came down as a professional courtesy, since she's in New Orleans, and came here to kill one of your prominent citizens.
- Mangold: And just how is she planning on doing that?
- Travis: I don't know....” (continue)(continue reading)

Dave Hager - Mangold
Tommy Lee Jones - Travis

“I work in a neighborhood so bad, you can get shot while you're gettin' shot.”
Chris Rock - Mays Gilliam

“- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded?
- Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”
Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
Mike Henry - Junior

“- Doc Hopper: What does it do?
- Professor Max Krassman: What does it do? What does it do? It turns the brains into guacamole!”

Charles Durning - Doc Hopper
Mel Brooks - Professor Max Krassman

“It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.”

Mark Wahlberg - Joseph Grusinsky

“I understand why he's doing what he's doing. If I had to endure what he's endured - if I was eight years old and saw my father gunned down in front of my family - I'd be carrying a gun too, and I wouldn't be wearing a badge.”

Harrison Ford - Tom O'Meara

“- Helen Lyle: What's with the arsenal, Bernadette? We're only going eight blocks.
- Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: You're the one who got us dressed up like cops.
- Helen Lyle: I said just dress up conservatively.
- Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh: Yeah, well we look like cops.”

Virginia Madsen - Helen Lyle
Kasi Lemmons - Bernadette 'Bernie' Walsh

“Gun control is for wimps and commies. Listen, let's get one thing straight. Guns don't kill people. I do.”
Ivan Green - Earl Ramsey

“- PC Danny Butterman: I can't believe I shot someone.
- Nicholas Angel: He's a doctor, he can deal with it.”
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

- Doreen: I never thought I'd be contemplating marriage to a man who owned an automatic assault rifle.
- Donald: It's not automatic, hon. It's semiautomatic. Automatic weapons are illegal. And why are you using the word "contemplating"?
- Doreen: I just mean, Donald, you seem so different.
- Donald: Hey, Frizzer, I'm no different, I'm just armed.
Annie McEnroe - Doreen
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle

“Are you crazy? You're blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven't hit so far is the mouse! Why don't you give someone else a chance with that gun?”

Lee Evans - Lars Smuntz

“- John McClane: You got a plan?
- Jack McClane: Not really. I kinda thought we would just wing it, you know. Running in, guns blazing. Make it up as we go.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane
Jai Courtney - Jack McClane

“The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think it's the best handgun in the world. Had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin' time. Don't ever wear it when you're drunk, or you'll kill your feet.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Kid

“Try not to shoot yourselves. Don't shoot each other. But especially... don't shoot me.”
Michael Biehn - Sheriff Hague