Weapons quotes

“Here's a little item I think you might go for in a big way - Dragonteeth mines. Made in the US and used successfully in Vietnam, I might add. These little honeys won't kill ya', but they're guaranteed to take a foot off. Take a couple of samples, take 'em home, see if you like'em, let me know how many you need. Okay?”

Chevy Chase - Eddie Muntz

“A weapon unused is a useless weapon.”
Steve Forrest - General Sline

“- Pepito: It's quick, silent, and deadly.
- Aggie: Like Helene's cheese.”

Kristian de la Osa - Pepito
Clare Thomas - Aggie

“Nearly as big as my dick... nearly as big as my dick... and twice as fucking hard!”

Rhys Ifans - Alex Madden

“What kind of moron would put military technology in toys?”

Kevin Dunn - Stuart Abernathy

“- Terry Carmichael: Wow.
- Riley Hale: That was a first for me, too.”

Samantha Mathis - Terry Carmichael
Christian Slater - Riley Hale

“There ain't no bullets in this thing. It's all fucking mind power.”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby

“The past is a torch that lights our way. Where our fathers have shown us the path, we shall follow. Our faith is the weapon most feared by our enemies. For thereby shall we lift our people up against those who would destroy us.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon

“Blade was still out there somewhere, doing what he did best. He was a weapon. His life was a war. And everybody knows the war never ends.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“- Cole Younger: Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes.
- Woman: Why?
- Cole Younger: Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it.”
Scott Caan - Cole Younger
Robin Christian-McNair - Woman

“- Brian Gamble: You know, I didn't know that they made bulletproof bras. Is it just me? But you know, I didn't know that.
- Chris Sanchez: What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.”
Jeremy Renner - Brian Gamble
Michelle Rodriguez - Chris Sanchez

“A revolution without guns? It would never work.”
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“We must save ammunition, set your guns to single fire. Look see. This is single fire, this is automatic. Why do I have to work with amateurs?”

Louw Verwey - Sam Boga

“Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.”
Philip Chan - Supt. Pang

“There's nothing as dangerous as a square shooter. If all men were like you, there wouldn't be any nice girl left.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lee Leander

“Choose your weapon, and your arena. Oh, I know! You play video games, don't you Melvin? I'll show you the real five levels of doom. Earth, Fire, Water, Wind... and the last one. But no one gets to the last one.”
Rick Collins - The Devil

“I'm using rented bullets for my gun. We all got problems.”
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- Slack: Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
- Charlie: Catches the light.
- Slack: What light? How can you see anything?
- Charlie: Good eye.”
Asia Argento - Slack
Robert Joy - Charlie

“They say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“You know how easy it is to get a gun in this country? In five minutes, boom, gun show.”
James Woods - Dr. Raymond Turner

“Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“- Caleb Colton: Am I alive?
- Severen: Hey. You look like 40 miles of rough road!”

Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Bill Paxton - Severen

“Now, I swear three days ago neither one of us would've ever pulled a stunt like this, but if you was ever to meet my husband, you'd understand why.”

Geena Davis - Thelma

“Big pharmaceuticals are right up there with the arms dealers.”
Pete Postlethwaite - Lorbeer

“- Det. Emily Sanders: David wants a slingshot now.
- Hank Deerfield: Hmm.
- Det. Emily Sanders: I guess it could be worse; it could have been a BB gun.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Deerfield
Charlize Theron - Det. Emily Sanders