Weight quotes

- Fast Tony: You, ma'am! You look like a big "fat" hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?
- Female Ox: Uh! Would I ever!
- Male Ox: Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
- Fast Tony: And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.

Jay Leno - Fast Tony
Mindy Sterling - Female Ox
Tom Fahn - Male Ox

“- Amber Von Tussle: Aren't you a little fat for the show?
- Tracy Turnblad: I'm sure many of the other home viewers out there are pleasantly plump or chunky.
- Amber Von Tussle: Come on. The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.”
Vitamin C - Amber von Tussle
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad

“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.”
Denis Colin Leary

“- Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor who was so fat!
- Sailor: How fat was he?
- Fozzie Bear: He was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Lawrence Gabriel Jr. - Sailor

“Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q.”

Gene Hackman - Lex Luthor

“- Daphne: Fred, do you think that I'm just a pretty face?
- Fred: No. I mean... yes. I mean not fat. Definitely not fat. Is this sort of you're looking for?
- Daphne: Fat? Why did you even use that word?”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Fred

“Come back! I love a lady with meat on her bones!”

Danny Elfman - Bonejangles

“- Scott: Man, this Hieronymus Bosch is heavy!
- Museum Guard: That's because he deals with man's inclination towards sin, in defiance of God's will.
- Scott: I didn't mean it like that.”

Todd Sible - Scott
Ken Kerman - Museum Guard

“- Neil: Looks like you've gained some weight.
- Jane Proudfoot: It's called upper body strength, Neil. Get a girlfriend.
- Neil: I'm working on it.”
Steve Buscemi - Neil
Peri Gilpin - Jane

“- Alex: Mom! What do I do with this chest? This sucker weighs a goddang ton.
- Evelyn: Alex, watch your language!
- Alex: Rather weighty, this.”
Freddie Boath - Alex
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“- Lara: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill.
- Lauren Hynde: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.”
Jessica Biel - Lara
Shannyn Sossamon - Lauren Hynde

“Getting my lifelong weight struggle under control has come from a process of treating myself as well as I treat others in every way.”
Oprah Winfrey

“- Willard Young: I think she's fat.
- Lily Reed: No, she's not fat, she's voluptuous.
- Willard Young: What does that mean?
- Lily Reed: That means that she's fat in all the right places.”

Elijah Wood - Willard Young
Melanie Griffith - Lily Reed

“- Melody Valentine: Hello Alexandra, have you lost weight?
- Alexandra Cabot: Bite me Bambi.”
Tara Reid - Melody Valentine
Missi Pyle - Alexandra Cabot

“- Teen Attendant: Excuse me ma'am. We have a 300 lb weight limit.
- Rasputia: I don't weigh no damn 300 lbs. I weigh 165!”
Laura Ortiz - Teen Attendant
Eddie Murphy - Rasputia

“Keep cooking like that and I won't even be able to move, let alone do science.”

Larry Blamire - Dr. Paul Armstrong

“35 pounds? You're fat!”

Henry Thomas - Elliott

“Who's your friend, or is that your butt?”

Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“Being fat has nothing to do with being funny.”
Jeff Garlin - James Aaron

“- Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me.
- Hollywood: Albert called me 'cellulite city'.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan Switcher
Meshach Taylor - Hollywood

“The females of the species are larger. All the animals here are like that. They have to be to survive.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“- Chris: Shelly, why aren't you at the lake with everybody else?
- Shelly: They said they were going skinny-dipping. I'm not skinny enough.”
Dana Kimmell - Chris
Larry Zerner - Shelly

“- Julia: The best hot dogs in Judgement City are supposed to be over by the Hall of Records.
- Daniel Miller: You really love this eating thing, don't you?
- Julia: To be able to eat as much as you want, never gain an ounce and feel great. Please.”
Meryl Streep - Julia
Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller

“Do yourself a favor: lay off the fucking candy bars.”

Ron Silverin - McComb

“This is the best part of the day, when I get to be fat, on the bed, with my quart of Coke.”
Morgan Spurlock - Himself