Weight quotes

“You know these things are made of metal, right? Did you ever try and pick one up? You can't. You know why? Because it's made of metal, and metal's heavy. Very heavy. You don't believe me? Just try and pick one of these things up. You'll see. You'll wrench your back, that's what you'll do. Air isn't heavy, you know? This pile of junk is heavy....” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Masur - 2nd Lieut. Jerry Cimino

“- Walter Fielding: Has this ever happened to you before?
- Jack Schnittman: Yes.
- Paramedic: Seven times in the past five months.
- Walter Fielding: I thought the jogging was getting you in better shape.
- Jack Schnittman: It is.
- Paramedic: Yeah thanks to the jogging I can lift him into the ambulance.”

Tom Hanks - Walter Fielding
Josh Mostel - Jack Schnittman
Wendell Pierce - Paramedic

“Olive, Richard is an idiot. I like a woman with meat on her bones.”

Alan Arkin - Grandpa Edwin Hoover

“- Dora Diamond: You have a girlfriend?
- Paul Tannek: Ex-girlfriend. We dated in high school.
- Dora Diamond: Do you still see her?
- Paul Tannek: No. She lost some weight over the summer, so she's dating a lot more now. You know how it goes.”
Mena Suvari - Dora Diamond
Jason Biggs - Paul Tannek

“I lost my sister, my social life, my disposable income, my ability to fit into a size 2, and, this just in, my job. Pretty much the only two things that haven't disappeared are my nicotine fits and a few pounds that have recently taken up residence on my ass.”

Kate Hudson - Helen Harris

“America has now become the fattest nation in the world. Congratulations!”
Morgan Spurlock - Himself

“- Dad: If you eat so much, Moocher, how come you're so damned small?
- Moocher: It's my metabolism. I eat 3 times a day and my metabolism eats 5 times a day.”
Paul Dooley - Dad
Jackie Earle Haley - Moocher

“- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Two things, Scolex! One, you are completely insane!
- Dr. Claw: Bring on the brownies! Eheel in the waffles! I'm ready to binge! Ha ha ha!”
Joely Fisher - Brenda
Rupert Everett - Sanford Scolex

“You should never help a human being who makes his living suctioning thigh fat.”
Judith Ivey - Zelda

“- David Satcher: One of the most disturbing things to me is that in the last 20 to 25 years, we've actually seen a doubling of overweight and obese children and adolescents.
- Morgan Spurlock: And this weight gain has been linked to countless health problems later in life.”
David Satcher - Himself
Morgan Spurlock - Himself

“- Stan: You're light as air.
- Darcy Elliot Bobrucz: Yeah, so is a blimp.
- Stan: But a blimp can't dance.”

Randall Batinkoff - Stan Bobrucz
Molly Ringwald - Darcy Elliot Bobrucz

“She said that the biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young

“- Jelly: I'm gonna get a bite to eat. You wanna sandwich or somethin'?
- Miami Hall Guard: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
- Jelly: A half a sandwich.”
Joe Viterelli - Jelly
Dave Corey - Miami Hall Guard

“It's all right, mate. You've woken up with a fat bird. I'll get my coat.”

Kathy Burke - Marey

“- Dutch Dooley: Doyle, switch cots with me, mine won't hold me.
- Doyle Standish : How do you know it'll hold me?
- Dutch Dooley: Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley
Ethan Embry - Doyle Standish

“- Claire: We had to take back the graduation dress.
- Emma: It made me look fat.
- Donny: You couldn't look fat if you wanted to.
- Emma: Why would I wanna look fat?
- Donny: You wouldn't! You couldn't!”
Jayne Brook - Claire
Eliza Dushku - Emma
Paul Reiser - Donny

“- James Bond: A man did try to kill me, sir.
- M: Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he?
- James Bond: No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs and God knows how many free radicals.
- M: That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Edward Fox - M

“- Dolly Modino: You mustn't skip breakfast. It's the most imp... important meal.
- Victor Modino: I'm fat, ma.
- Dolly Modino: You are not fat, you are not. Honey, you're husky, you're... you're well-built, you're macho!
- Victor Modino: I am fat, ma!”
Shelley Winters - Dolly Modino
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Victor Modino

“- Dr. Novos: You put on a little weight.
- Scott Calvin: Weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?
- Dr. Novos: Weight can fluctuate from year to year.
- Scott Calvin: Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water. I've gained 45 pounds in a week. Pete, what's happening to me?
- Dr. Novos: Well, what's your diet like?
- Scott...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Vinovich - Dr. Novos
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“A-hundred-n-seventeen? This baby's gonna be a big 'un daddy.”

Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“I feel like I'm caught in a Trojan! A pleated Trojan! With fringe!”

Shelley Lee Long - Lucy Chadman

“A thinning gene pool is a terrible thing to witness. Ah, civilization's crowning achievement: the cocktail hour.”
Geraldine McEwan - Miss Scattergoods

“- Spock: It appears we're too heavy.
- Kirk: Must be all those marsh melons.”
Leonard Nimoy - Spock
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“Who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!”

Bette Midler - Brenda Morelli Cushman

“Go head on, with yo' fat-apple-pie ass, Aunt Bea!”
Martin Lawrence - Martin Lawrence