Weight quotes

“- Bobo: You're the one who's fat!
- L'il Debbull: Not as fat as you!”
Dan Aykroyd - Bobo
John Daveikis - L'il Debbull

“- What: Oh my God! Did you see Alexis? She has gained like 50 pounds this past week.
- Ever: I told her not to stop doing crystal meth.”
Devon Odessa - What
Staci Keanan - Ever

“- Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
- Marcia Brady: You mean like walking with a book on my head?
- Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?”
David Leisure - Jason
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“- Edward 'Eddie' Simmons: You can't compare Mathis to Sinatra. There's no way! No way. They're in totally different leagues.
- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: Eddie, they're both great singers.
- Modell: You know, the thing about Sinatra, he's good, but, thin. I don't like that.”
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons
Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Paul Reiser - Modell

“- Kool: Too damn skinny. You can see their bones and stuff, they look like bicycles. I want a woman that looks like a Cadillac.
- Buffy: I know what you mean.”

Damon Wimbley - Kool
Darren Robinson - Buffy

“My mother named me after my father, Angus; a cow's name, which didn't help matters much, because I was a big kid. My mother was in labor with me for two days, but it was my father who died during child birth. He had a heart attack waiting for her to deliver, but this wasn't really my problem. In fact, I perceived my family situation as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Talbert - Angus Bethune